" - she has a very good Imperius -"

"Had. She's dead. And Portugal was going to be trouble so I put it back together and found the Brazilian queen an heir and some people were balking at the Statute rollback but I calmed them down and now that we've the latitude James and Samuel and I have been going around making every water source of every major Muggle city miraculously adequate and turning Haiti into a major Atlantic power - Timothy, if she wanted you dead and knew you were coming through right now you think she'd have sent your boyfriend and a list of humanitarian projects?"

- Timothy kisses him.

"Welcome back where the fuck were you I thought you were dead -"

"It was considerably weirder than that from the get-go and got even weirder still - let me tell everyone they can come home -"

" - okay -"

Everyone gets a letter saying that Earth is in great shape and the witch dead and Timothy'll be by the portal to meet them in four hours, maybe five.

Oh good.

Kind of weird but definitely better than expected.

As soon as Karen gets home she talks to her father about her work on the bone marrow potion and they figure something out that should work fine. She sends the Amentans an airplane.

And Nertel publishes a paper describing all known research into Earth magic and the effects of the potion and concluding that it's likely superior to extant decontamination procedures and if there's broad agreement she recommends switching. Also the wizardry way can change your hair color so you don't have to dye it, if any ex-reds want to go for that.

This is very popular.

Wizards are so, so willing to trade spells for Amentan money and then spend Amentan money hiring electrical engineers and so on to spruce up their planet.

(Their planet is kind of unclean. Not in a red way just in a literal sewage in the streets way).

Uh wow ick. Iiiiiiiick.

Well wizards aren't like that and the Muggles just need infrastructure which is why they're trying to give them infrastructure. Do they want continual application of Scourgify.

That would be great thanks.

Wizards keep Amentans clean while Earth gets hurried through the industrial revolution.

And Nertel monitors the response on her paper.

Scourgify seems pretty great.

Is a potion good enough for proper red decontamination?

The one potion only does the bone marrow things, what other things would they need potions for?

Miranda said she could maybe do the blood and then there's a couple other things. They send a list.

Blood transfusion's a spell, not a potion, although they could maybe come up with a potion for it that's probably less efficient in wizard time on net if being able to store it on a shelf isn't important. Scourgify handles this part and she doesn't know what the radiation is actually supposed to be doing.

Like Scourgify but internally, pretty much.

...they can maybe modify Scourgify to do that? It sounds kind of uncomfortable.