Tabitha-No-Last-Name, young vampiress, is hungry. Not for blood, she ate a deer that morning, but rather for more conventional fare. So, she has picked a house without a decent home security system, and is now rummaging around their fridge. Upon finding some raspberry jam, bread, and margarine, she sets about making herself a sandwich.
"She's great. It was sad when she was sick all the time but now we don't get sick! I don't ever remember her running around like this but it's fun. What's your mom like?"
"Strong. We have an auntie too! They're twins, but all the same!"
"I wish I was twins, it seems like fun."
“Really? You think we need two Stiles?”
"My twin would be great! Everyone would love him. Unless he was a girl? Then everyone would love her, Stileses are great to have."
"Really trying to imagine what a girl you would look like."
"Sort of like me but more like my mom," he guesses wildly, sounding quite confident nonetheless.
"So, is there anything you ever wanted to do really hard when you were human?"
"I already ate Jackson..."
"I know! We should make a crime and then solve it."
"And that means... what?"
"We could kill someone but make it look really confusing, like maybe it was an animal or like they fell under a train but you can't tell which. Then we go there and say we're helping your mom solve the case! It has to be her because we're kids and humans are dumb about that."
"What do you want to do?"
“Wanna scare some humans?”
He crosses his arms.
"No...I think my idea was better.
...although he looks interested.
"You ever been to church?"
"All the time. It's dumb because there's just a boring man talking about God forever."
Yeah, he's not really able to hide his excitement now.
"Have you scared a church before?"
"Two ideas. We just go in and be awesome for a while at the stupid humans. Or we mix our blood into the wine for when they let the kids take communion..."
"Yeah! Churches think vampires are bad. Let's turn all the kids turn into vampires."
"Shall we set out?"
They set out! Stiles thinks of scary things to say to religious adults. Maybe something about Hell? He doesn't understand religion really.
Stiles will take part too! He can be so stealthy. So stealthy. (Not really very stealthy, for a vampire, but much more than he could have as a human.)