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"There isn't but lucky for you the Criatura Academy is in Izlude which is right next to Prontera and that's the seat of the Church."

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"Excellent. Does either of you feel like accompanying me, to reduce the chance I manage to upset anyone enough for them to hang me from a tree with a spear in my side? ...that is the thing, right?"

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"I'll do it, do me good to get out of this city a little bit for something that's not a bounty. ...but tomorrow. I need to sleep."

He gives Taharqi a questioning look.

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"I need to check in with the Guild and who knows when they'll let me see the light of day again."

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"Do you need to do it tonight?"

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"...guess not. Just soonish, they want to make sure I didn't," half-smile, "go rogue."

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"...how long have you wanted to make this joke?"

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"Far too long."

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"Excellent! Then we can have sex again before you go. I was worried I'd have to suck you off in an alley or something, if I wanted to fit that in."

He considers.

"Not that that doesn't separately sound fun."

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"Far be it from me to stop you."

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"Can I watch?"

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"No, of course not. If you're in the Fuck Alley, you perform obscene acts. That's the entire point of a Fuck Alley."

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"Oh that does sound better."

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"...also, can you two make yourselves invisible too, or is this going to be the fun kind of public indecency."

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"I can make myself not noticeable, which is almost the same."

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"I can't!" he says cheerfully.

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"...hmm. I have some tests to perform."


 

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Tests are accomplished. Sleep ensues. Morning comes.

"Is it time to head to Izlude, then?" Arik asks Vallynn once they've broken their fast.

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"Yeah. —I assume you'll be alright with teleporting, I can't take enough time off to walk."

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"Yeah. I'd love to walk it sometime, but it's not a high priority."

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"Alright. To Kafra, then."

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