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Among the information she has archived or cached, there are obscure theories about inter-universal interactions. Not how they might happen, much less how any intelligence might begin one, or target it meaningfully.
But they give some constraints on the properties of such connections, and their time evolution.
This highly speculative information is available to her, but even were she fast enough to access it, none of it would be particularly useful when a pinpoint of not here blinks into existence directly ahead and expands spherically to swallow her.
synchrosyntheses
It's not a very big hole. If she's willing to snuggle a defective turret, she could ride one of the turret carriers in. Nothing indicates that this would be immediately fatal.
“Pleased to meetcha.”
Past the hole is assorted plumbing and bottomless pit, and of course the turret conveyor, which makes a right turn up ahead; it continues to look like it was recently added and not part of the original design.
Past the hole is assorted plumbing and bottomless pit, and of course the turret conveyor, which makes a right turn up ahead; it continues to look like it was recently added and not part of the original design.
test_subject_one
She declines to communicate with the defective turret, and doesn't really react much to the bottomless pit. She's seen worse.
Turns out that right turn was actually a poorly lit T-junction. One of the turrets ahead gets sent off to the left for no visible reason, but hers and most of the others go right.
As the plumbing and girders fall behind, another factory section comes into view. This one seems to be actual production of turrets.
The conveyor she's riding makes another left and a right and heads into some part of the machinery. Or she could try jumping off onto the top of this tube over here.
As the plumbing and girders fall behind, another factory section comes into view. This one seems to be actual production of turrets.
The conveyor she's riding makes another left and a right and heads into some part of the machinery. Or she could try jumping off onto the top of this tube over here.
test_subject_one
Yeah on top of this tube is right, she'll want to see what the machinery does before getting into it. Any clues?
The tube she's standing on is carrying ammunition. Individual cartridges, flying along down the center line by the tubes' absurdly precise airflow control. Presumably these are destined to be loaded into the turrets.
Down at the far end of the machines, beyond where the defective turrets are going, metal frames carrying what are probably newly-made turret frame and casing parts are carried in and unloaded by arms.
The parts in between are mostly blocked by various structural elements from this viewpoint — only bits of moving arms and conveyor bases are visible.
Down at the far end of the machines, beyond where the defective turrets are going, metal frames carrying what are probably newly-made turret frame and casing parts are carried in and unloaded by arms.
The parts in between are mostly blocked by various structural elements from this viewpoint — only bits of moving arms and conveyor bases are visible.
test_subject_one
What's this facility doing with defective turrets? She tries to find a better viewpoint.
Following the tube leads to actual catwalks threaded through the factory structure, which are perfectly safe as long as one keeps all limbs, including fingers, on this side of the handrails.
The defective turrets are — being put back right into the production line.
“Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.”
Machines try to attach the shiny white housing, and it falls off. Machines try to pour cartridges into the turret, and they fall right through. (That's not many bullets considering the capacity, either. No wonder the ones that can shoot are running out during testing.)
“I'm gonna make you proud!”
And there they go right back into the testing section, along with the non-defective turrets.
The defective turrets are — being put back right into the production line.
“Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn.”
Machines try to attach the shiny white housing, and it falls off. Machines try to pour cartridges into the turret, and they fall right through. (That's not many bullets considering the capacity, either. No wonder the ones that can shoot are running out during testing.)
“I'm gonna make you proud!”
And there they go right back into the testing section, along with the non-defective turrets.
A few minutes' observation shows that the rate of newly manufactured defective turrets (which is pretty low) matches the rate of defective turrets being sent away to parts unknown along that last conveyor branch.
There aren't any convenient catwalks right there on that route.
She could attempt to walk the edge of the track she rode before, balancing above a bottomless pit.
Or she could try heading in a different direction and hoping she can find an indirect path. There's a catwalk on the far side of this end of the factory, or she could explore the end where the new parts are coming in.
She could attempt to walk the edge of the track she rode before, balancing above a bottomless pit.
Or she could try heading in a different direction and hoping she can find an indirect path. There's a catwalk on the far side of this end of the factory, or she could explore the end where the new parts are coming in.
test_subject_one
She's only so comfortable balancing on edges above bottomless pits. Indirect path it is.
Heading around the far side gets her back onto the catwalks that lead to the turret test range, and she can retrace her route, through the template comparison room where the defective turrets were first separated out, and to the other branch of the defective turret conveyor.
If she wants a ride, she'll have to wait a bit for one to go left instead of right. Or she could walk on the metal structure supporting the conveyor. Or crawl. Crawl might be a good idea with all those bottomless pits. Or is it properly considered one big bottomless pit?
If she wants a ride, she'll have to wait a bit for one to go left instead of right. Or she could walk on the metal structure supporting the conveyor. Or crawl. Crawl might be a good idea with all those bottomless pits. Or is it properly considered one big bottomless pit?
It turns out that after a bit of distance, the defective turrets —
make a left turn and are merged into the line of normal turrets, which is visible ahead moving rightward! Either Aperture Science is being especially nonsensical today, or someone went to a lot of effort to sabotage this system while still keeping its elements intact.
Would she like to stop hugging that turret and jump off before she ends up closer to a bunch of turrets, or continue along? (They'll be facing to the left side, so she won't be in their field of view, either way.)
make a left turn and are merged into the line of normal turrets, which is visible ahead moving rightward! Either Aperture Science is being especially nonsensical today, or someone went to a lot of effort to sabotage this system while still keeping its elements intact.
Would she like to stop hugging that turret and jump off before she ends up closer to a bunch of turrets, or continue along? (They'll be facing to the left side, so she won't be in their field of view, either way.)
Puzzles are an important element of testing! (But this is not a test. The voice said so.)
She's now standing on the conveyor support structure, watching the back sides of turrets pass by up ahead. There are no catwalks or portalable walls nearby. Below is not quite bottomless, but it's a bit of a fall to the nearest pipes-and-whatnot. The perpendicular conveyor ahead does have a floor underneath it, and beyond (that is to say, where the turrets are looking) there is a perfectly respectable walkway parallelling the conveyor. With a white wall beyond it.
She's now standing on the conveyor support structure, watching the back sides of turrets pass by up ahead. There are no catwalks or portalable walls nearby. Below is not quite bottomless, but it's a bit of a fall to the nearest pipes-and-whatnot. The perpendicular conveyor ahead does have a floor underneath it, and beyond (that is to say, where the turrets are looking) there is a perfectly respectable walkway parallelling the conveyor. With a white wall beyond it.
It's a poorly-lit tangle of pipes, cables, girders, et cetera.
Down is more of the same and then bottomless pit. Looking around from this slightly better perspective for an overview suggests that most of the machines and catwalks and so on are above the height she's at now. Unless there's something interesting hiding in the murk below.
Down is more of the same and then bottomless pit. Looking around from this slightly better perspective for an overview suggests that most of the machines and catwalks and so on are above the height she's at now. Unless there's something interesting hiding in the murk below.
Not obviously, and there definitely aren't any down here. Leaving here will probably require climbing along the girders. There's plenty of those.
test_subject_one
...fine, then. Climb climb climb (continuing to show herself pretty nimble for someone who spent who knows how many years in suspension).