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Celene goes to Apriltopia
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i mean sure it's neat but i don't know that i'd go so far as ɴᴇᴀᴛ
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I was obligated to try it out!!!!!

also wait are you implying that [small caps] are more emphatic than italics

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the neat is semantically an italicized normal neat, rather than an italicized neat.

like it is also the case that «small caps» is stronger emphasis but that's coincidental

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i have
uh
no idea what that means

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so like imagine that instead of wanting to write the italicized form of a word you want to write the normal form and then italicize it. like the italics is being applied at the sentence prosody stage rather than being intimately and inseparably connected to the neat in the way the «small caps» are
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Summer is maybe not especially optimizing for clarity. It's more fun not to.

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i am terrified now no text formatting for the celene for the next 1000 years

epistemic status joke

wait no i mean hyperbole

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oh thank heavens i thought you were serious
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nah

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Oh, Celene is noticing that there's actually a separate "Username" you can select besides your display name and user id which is currently blank, and suddenly this software makes a lot more sense to her.

She should probably select one.

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But, well, she doesn't have to go with her old usernames and identities back on Earth. This is a chance to reinvent herself! She no longer has to be tied to the shackles of her old life.

She can do anything.

She can be anyone.

Who is Celene? What is her defining trait?

...Well within Eifwen it's probably being an alien. She can always change it later if she comes up with a better idea, for now she'll set it to be residentAlien.

She has no idea why she suddenly went on an internal monologue about her newfound capacity to forge her own identity it just seemed like the appropriate thing to do.

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She should probably inform Nucleus and Providence of her new contact information somehow at some point, she'll figure that out later. For now, well...

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One of Celene's friends, back on Earth, was very enthusiastic about this technique they called "Fermi Locationing", where you made a prediction on what things were likely to exist based on your world model and then searched for them, and, well, she's on an unfamiliar alien planet where she has no idea what things might exist, so....

Let's search for "Basic Income Buyer's Guide" in the browser. Does that get any results?

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—like, as opposed to a wages buyer's guide? You can get bits from anywhere! The whole idea of money is that it is fungible!

The exact query "Basic Income Buyer's Guide" probably just gets you a bunch of assorted buyer's guides that incidentally mention the basic income, though something like a guide for budgeting under the constraint that one not spend more than the basic income probably wouldn't be too hard to find?

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Yeah sure, let's try refining down the search term to "budgeting under the basic income" (although she's suddenly getting the feeling that this will inevitably result in a guide on repeated costs and not one-time costs)

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—a one time cost? Like what, a surgery? Most basic consumer purchases are things you're likely to want to replace in six or twelve years... you're gonna find stuff which gives advice on budgeting rent, food, and so on. Maybe some advice for furnishing a new apartment? That's a slightly longer time frame!

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Well, ok, she means purchases that don't occur, like, daily or monthly.

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She'll likely find articles such as:

Basic Income Budgeting 101: Making the Most of your Allocation

Beyond Basic: Supplementing your Providence Income Stream

The 40/12/4 Rule

How My Pet Rock Helped Me Budget Better

Basic Income Budgeting for People Who Hate Budgeting

I Spent My Entire Basic Income on Glitter and Regret Nothing

I Lived on Nothing But Basic Income for a Year - Here’s What Happened

The Erotic Economics of Basic Income

How I Accidentally Became Good at Money

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Uh. 

Ok she will save, I Spent My Entire Basic Income on Glitter, The Erotic Economics of Basic Income, and maybe How My Pet Rock Helped Me Budget Better for later.

For now she'll read the 101 guide. Is that.... 37? Do Eifweni universities divide their coursework by year, with at most 36 courses per subject per year (wait, no, 35)? Surely not, right?

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Celene loooooves making inconvenient assumptions about what aspects of the translation are diegetic doesn't she. 

—No, no, we've got this.

You know the etymology of olo? 101 is actually a 3 bit code for the secondary color magenta. Which is a color associated with beginner classes.

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Doesn't this imply that eifwen uses rgb—Actually that's normal because of how color cones and light frequencies work.

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WRONG it does BGR because blue light has more energy and is thus the more significant bit in some sense. It's just that 101 is magenta as long as green is in the middle, and of course green is in the middle.

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Yeah I mean inverse order was also a hypothesis I came up with but then I was like "wait that's the same thing" and didn't bother mentioning it

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Basic Income Budgeting 101

Making the Most of Your Allocation
by Measure

What is a Budget?

Welcome, fellow bit-enjoyer. A budget is an explicit plan for how to allocate resources, usually organized on a spreadsheet. For this article, we will primarily focus on the special case of bits, and in particular the case where the only source of bits you wish to rely on is your basic income provided by Providence. We will assume for simplicity that you plan to mostly reside in one location and to live independently. You may need to make adjustments if you live in a city with extra taxes (or, alternatively, in a city which tosses out lots of incentives for desired behavior.)

Your basic income will fluctuate from day to day and week to week, but a common rule of thumb is that it won't go below an average of 0.3 bits a period for more than a few days without warning. So if you keep your average periodic expenditure under half a bit, ¡you should have room to spare! (though maybe not a spare room). A properly organized budget will help you accomplish this goal.

Step 1: Know your baseline

Budgeting is easier if you understand what keeps you alive.

  • Basic Living Expenses - rent, food, insurance, web access
  • Transport - trains, planes, busses
  • Personal Projects - art, shenanigans, schemes
  • Buffer - savings, charity

Given that you're the sort to bother perusing a basic budgeting guide, I'm going to suggest you take a few bits off the responsible columns and put them towards things that make you love your life. The basic income should provide enough stability that you're unlikely to end up completely screwed over from experimenting or catgirling around a little.

If you're a chaos disaster who is only here for the love of the game (?), of course, maybe ignore that.

Step 2: Identify consistent costs

You probably want to separate out your most consistent costs, the ones that are pretty consistent each day (or maybe each week) and aren't especially discretionary. These will probably include rent, any non-packaged utilities, insurance, subscriptions, and perhaps transport. If you're the sort to use a meal plan, it might include your food.

Step 3: Track spending

After you've identified your consistent costs, you're going to want to keep track of your inconsistent costs. The best way to do this is to track all your expenditures. A week will do the trick in a pinch, but won't help you identify those expenditures which occur on the order of monthly, yearly, or sexennially. (Allocating a buffer helps account for those.)

an example budget

If your discretionary spending habits up fitting within your budget, then good for you! Otherwise, you may be interested in expenditure reduction advice or getting a job.

But Meʒ! Isn't this a lot of work?

This is a very reasonable concern, and one I hope most of you have already identified. You can probably power through the initial spreadsheet setup on an energy drink if you're so inclined, but keeping track of every single purchase you make, down to the chips you tip when you like a post? Doing it by feel sounds much easier. Most people with notable income beyond the basic usually don't explicitly think about budgeting their personal expenses much at all, save for larger purchases or stuff like choosing an apartment.

Anyways, while I hope those of you who feel intrinsically motivated to do things the old fashioned way have fun, my serious recommendation is that you simply go setup BitFerret and sync it with your bank account. It's cute and will do the trick.

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This is... less helpful than she'd hoped.

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She feels a little indignant about the suggestion that food costs aren't consistent if you don't use a meal plan. Surely you spend approximately the same amount each week or so.

But, well, they're certainly less consistent, so whatever.

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