Layla spreads her hands out and pats her lap, setting down her mug between her crossed legs.
"So! Many years ago I was in the company of an old woman who once served a great pharaoh, Kemet I. It is a secret what I share with you today, so keep it close to your breast and do not tell a soul of it. I came to her in a small garden of a great estate where I had some business, and when she spoke to me this tale came tumbling out of her lips and let me know the truth.
She said to me, "Did you know that the Pharaoh once almost wed his own daughter?"
I opened my lips to speak, but she spoke on, like a woman possessed, desperate to rid herself of the tale. "When the Pharaoh's wife died," she said, "He mourned the proper year, as is the custom. He was not a man of many concubines. But his wife had only given him a daughter of little repute, and so he was forced to marry. He brought a gold bangle from his wife that was precious to him to a matchmaker, and said, "I will make you rich if you find me a queen who can wear this bangle."
The matchmaker searched and searched, but after almost his allotted year, he could find only one woman who the bangle would fit; the pharaoh's own daughter. Still, he thought to himself, the pharaoh does not know his brides well. Thinking himself a clever man, he arranged the marriage in secret, saying only that the woman that the pharaoh would marry fit the bangle.
And so the marriage was arranged; but of course, the secret could not stay secret. When the princess learned that her own father intended to wed her, she was terrified. She thought there was no way that Kemet I, Pharaoh of all Osirion, could marry his own daughter unawares. So she bribed her guards with the gold bangle the matchmaker had given her, and she escaped. She fled into the markets, and told a cobbler that she would give him a handful of gold if he would make a suit for her all of leather as a disguise. He agreed, and soon she was clad in the shabbiest outfit a princess could wish for.
The guards asked her at the gate what her name was; and this she said to them:
"My name is Juleidah for my coat of skins.
My eyes are weak, my sight is dim.
My ears are deaf, I cannot hear.
I care for no-one, far or near."
The guards asked her again; again she repeated her words. Eventually, they let her go, thinking her a common beggar.
She ran and ran and ran, all the way to Katapesh. She collapsed in the street there, and a woman took her in, who worked the pesh plantations by day and spent her coin in the markets by night. She was a freedwoman, and beautiful besides; and she nursed Juleidah back to health.
When she awoke again, she said to the woman nursing her those same words:
"My name is Juleidah for my coat of skins.
My eyes are weak, my sight is dim.
My ears are deaf, I cannot hear.
I care for no-one, far or near."
But the woman, whose name was Ghufran, told her that she had no reason to hide. She took her for an escaped slave, though she bore no brands. And for some time they dwelt together, and even fell in love.
Eventually, the Risen Guard came and found Juleidah; but Ghufran, by now, had learnt the story, and told the guards that she would defend Juleidah to the death to keep her from marrying her father.
Her father, however, had learnt of the matchmaker's duplicity; the matchmaker was fed to a Hetkoshu, black with scales and vaster than any mortal crocodile, and his screams were frightful to behold. The pharaoh bid Ghufran to return with his daughter to Osirion, where she would become part of his daughter's estate as thanks for her care in nursing her back to health.
Juleidah accepted her father's gift, but rather than taking Ghufran as a household servant, took her as her concubine. The pharaoh remarried another woman, and the affair was quietly forgotten, but for a few members of the Pharaoh's household who still recall."
And that was all the old woman said to me. It seemed to lighten her burden to have said it. I thanked her for her tale, and I kept it close to my heart, of how a princess escaped her father and found joy with another woman."
Layla spreads her hands out to her sides and smiles. "And that is all."