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Sunaira's Levels 5-10 Osirion campaign
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So, I'm here with you all today to talk about my probationary period as a new player. I know you all wanted to see something of my playstyle and the things I cared about in practice before you let me have any serious characters at the table.

I've just completed my introductory campaign from levels 1-5. How would you say we're doing so far? Anything about my play I could improve?

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So far I would say your play conforms to solid principles. Temples, conversion, classic mechanics. I appreciate the cosmetic inventions you've brought to the table as well. They have a lot of flavour without impacting the game overly much.

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I have to say, I'm a big fan. You take the time to reach out to the playerbase, spread underappreciated moves, return old players to the table... You're really revitalizing the game, at least from where I'm standing. 

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I think you could use some help with the mechanical side of things, but then your strategies don't really rely on complex loopholes and mechanical interactions. 

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Zon-Kuthon just glowers at her silently.

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I think she's a wonderful addition to the game. 

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Honestly, I was expecting a lot worse from you. For a deity of pleasure you seem to have a surprising handle on moderation.

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I don't mind sharing the Love domain with her at all. We're quite distinct.

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She gave me Black Sinflower, so she can stay. 

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Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk. All you do is talk. This is supposed to be a war game, not some indie social combat RPG. I'm against her inclusion.

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I was worried when I saw her making inventions, but mostly she hasn't been going for any techs I heavily disagree with. She can stay.

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I don't like this proposed birth-control-in-Osirion campaign of hers.

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I didn't come back from fucking Kemet just for you all to cancel the campaign I was going to play in. Lamashtu, you're just going to have to play like the rest of us.

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Um, if I could say a small thing...?

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Go ahead, Arundhat.

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Sunaira went and found me on my tiny little server down in Vudra and made something I made the centerpiece of an entire campaign. And she supported my play to pay me for the idea too. I think she's really wonderful and should be allowed to play. That's all.

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Yeah, of course you say that, she's bribed you massively

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Settle down, Lamashtu, Bastet. 

It's my verdict that the birth-control-in-Osirion campaign is one that I want to run. It'll have all sorts of implications for lots of players, but is unlikely to totally upset the board. It's a good introductory campaign for our newest player. Gorum, you get plenty of campaigns, you can sit one out. 

Sunaira, you may select exactly one player character of up to fifth level to be your champion in introducing your faith and ideas to Osirion.

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You're just saying that because you've always wanted to introduce birth control.

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I am a neutral referee. Play it IC. 

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That's a crock of bull and you know it.

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Never did she expect that she would agree with Lamashtu about something. Will wonders never cease.

Alright, let me pick a PC...

She casts her awareness out over the gameboard.

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Osirion is not strictly dark territory for her. There are some here who marry for love rather than finances; many here who delight in music and the fine arts; many who give up pleasures or even necessities for some greater goal they are seeking towards. 

When she looks with her domain of Kink the picture is bleaker. There are people here who have preoccupations, of course, but the joy and sharing of free sexuality is barely heard of. The risks of childbirth, lack of birth control, Evil nature of abortion (thank you Pharasma), and incidence of sexually transmitted diseases similar to syphilis have resulted in sexual mores that are... less than open. And many of those who would experiment do not do so intending to be kind to those they sleep with, and leave behind ruined lives in their wake. It is a sexual market for lemons and no mistake, largely the fault of poor sexual and medical technology and the rotten influence of Urgathoa and Lamashtu. 

Nonetheless, there are those who follow a more open sexual lifestyle, even here. The Shemtej catfolk, with their caravan trains of loose clan relations, all free to go wheresoever they wish and date whomever they please, have a spark of her beliefs in them. They were Bastet's pieces, an age ago; and perhaps they will be again. They're looked upon with respect... but also no little amount of suspicion and superstition. She would have a piece here. But the risk is, of course, that she would be competing directly with Bastet. 

She could look in the Rose Quarter of Sothis, where it has its brothels. She could reach out to a nobleman's wife who married for love, or a nobleman himself. She could claim a talented painter or musician; she could claim someone who has sacrificed much to achieve their position. She could do many, many things, so long as she claims someone who is Good. (Or else entirely Neutral). 

The question is, what will she do? 

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She peruses her potential pieces. There's a more limited selection than in Absalom, that's for sure. 

Her options are dominated by the Lawful Good quadrant, Osirion being more Lawful than it is anything else. Wives and husbands who've come to love each other in their arranged marriages, paladin-candidates who've never had fun in their lives, court artists who dutifully respect the majesty of the Pharaoh. None of them quite speak to her.

Her natural inclination is to a courtesan, but Osirion's whores are not well-treated courtesans respected by all; they are largely Chaotic due to their profession being against the norms of their society, and often forced into Evil due to their hardscrabble lives. There are one or two she could claim, but it would be a deeply difficult battle uphill against the entirety of society. She's fought worse, but the voice of Iomedae in her head says that she should be more efficient when the battle is reckoned in souls won. 

The Shemtej have some solid candidates; Neutral Good and Chaotic Good caravan-guards, merchants, and explorers, bright in her senses from their personal lives in polyamorous day-to-day relationships. But they do not so much worship the gods as deign to trade with them; the spiritual conviction she would want in a true priestess is likely to be lacking. 

There is a broad swath of simply Neutral people that she could select, most of them halfhearted rebels against their Lawful society. Few of them have the strong spark of empathy and compassion that she would want in a priestess, let alone the strength of conviction necessary to lead a sexual revolution. Better a Neutral Good candidate. 

She considers her Neutral Good candidates. There are mostly artists, here; people who create things that speak to them and change the lives of others. She could find a mouthpiece here, someone with the creativity necessary to envision a better world; but that's really Shelyn's comparative advantage, not hers. 

Chaotic good, then? Here there are mostly abolitionists and the odd traveling adventurer. Most of them are committed to countercultural causes already, with their own personal philosophies. A fractious lot - and likely too volatile to lead a reform rather than a revolt

All things considered, she'd rather play a catgirl.

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Layla is just another Shemtej merchant out in the desert sands, guiding her small caravan down the banks of the Crook. She's on her way back from Safani to Tephu, caravan laden with money to spend back in the big city. There's about twenty souls in the whole caravan - she's not a rich woman - but she makes more than enough to get by with. Few merchants are willing to risk the wastes, but she's better than most. People listen to her when she talks; she bargains well and has picked up more than a little wildcraft on her ways to and fro. She's fought off gnolls and giant scorpions with the broadsword by her side and lived to tell of it. 

She's no adventurer, no great talent; just another woman trying her best to get by in the sands. They say sometimes in the caravan that she's their good luck charm; she always knows which way north is, can make a fire without a flint and steel, and when the caravan is tight on supplies she always seems to do well on the reduced rations. 

Her sister* Rana is the real talent in the caravan. She can turn dirty water to pure alcohol with just a brush of her hand. She's abused this gift on and off for many years of revelry in the towns they've passed. Layla doesn't mind, just so long as her sister doesn't get herself into too much trouble with the locals. The gift of pure and drinkable fluids from the often brackish and sand-choked Crook has saved the caravan many times over. 

Her other sister Naila is leading the caravan today. She has a sense for the wastes that even exceeds Layla's own, and in battle is fiercer than her and Rana put together. She has no formal training, only the instinct of a veteran of the wastes who has fought beast after beast and lived to tell the tale. 

It's as she's scanning the dunes for any sign of movement that the vision overtakes her. For a moment she sees drops of glowing amber, falling, shimmering in the sands. A voice says "free all your sisters" - and then there is the clink of coin against coin, a promise of wealth, power, strength - 

She wakes fallen off her camel, staring up into the sky. But she feels strangely stronger. More whole. 

She hauls herself up from the small pile she's collapsed into.

"Halt!", she calls. "Some spirit's messing with the caravan. Watch your backs, ready your swords. I seem to be alright but ware!" 

She looks around. "Has anyone else been affected?"

*Shemtej amurruns do not marry, but they do recognize familial bonds. Layla and her sister do not share parents, but they are family through a romantic bond that's persisted for years. Yes, they have sex. Consider this a poor translation of an Ammurun cultural construct. 

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There's an answering shout from the other end of the caravan. "Rana went down at the same time as you! It must be something do to with your gifts, some power -" 

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Naila calls from the front of the caravan. "Close ranks and tend to the caravan leaders!"

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"Rana, where is Rana -" 

Layla runs down the length of the caravan towards where her sister lies in the sand.

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By the time she gets there, Rana's picked herself up from the dust. 

"I'm okay!", she calls. "There's no need to worry, sister." She smiles and ducks her head. "It happened to you, too?"

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Layla manages an awkward smile. "Yes. Amber droplets, falling, and the words "free your sisters." I feel stronger, too. Did you see the same things?"

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"Yes, I did. I don't know what it means that we need to free our sisters - we're free already, aren't we? - but I saw the amber droplets too. I think we need to go upriver further, there was a sense of being drawn onwards -" 

She brushes off her long dress, which has become covered with sand. "Some spirit, giving us a task?"

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"It'd be foolish to ignore a spirit's call if this is what it is. You feel stronger too?"

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"Yes, I do." She raises a hand and focuses, her whole body swaying with the motion. "I think that if there is a spirit, then I should be able to -" 

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A huge gout of water appears from thin air and drenches Layla from head to toe.

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"Water! Clean water - you are a cleric! Of some great spirit, some powerful one willing to sponsor our caravan -" 

She focuses, and a similar gout of water soaks Rana back. 

"There! I can do it too!"

She grins fiercely. "Gone are the days of contracting clerics and drawing water from the Crook! We're our own clerics now!" 

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"We are! It is a great blessing, assuming we are chosen for our proper merits. You've always been the kind type; I do not think an evil spirit would choose you. We are going to be wealthy and strong. And if the promise of money the spirit made is true, then we will be wealthy beyond our dreams."

She grins and seizes her sister in a fierce, sopping-wet hug. "I always knew this day would come!"

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"What's all the commotion back there?"

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Layla strides up to the head of the caravan and conjures water atop Naila's head, drenching her through as well. 

"We are clerics!"

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She laughs, but doesn't take her gaze off the surroundings. "Well done for you two, then. I suppose that means the great spirits have a task for you?"

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"Yes. An amber fluid, to free our sisters. I do not know what it means, just yet. But Rana says that if we go upriver we will learn enough to know. The spirit promised great wealth..."

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"There are many tricks the gods can pull. It is probably best if you are cautious at first."

Naila stares away at the desert sands. 

"Still. It is good news." The ghost of a smile hovers on her lips.

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"Alright, all you layabouts! Back into line and back to moving. We have Tephu to make in three days!"

Layla puts the full power of her voice into the command, pushing herself in a way she doesn't quite understand. It has always been a little easier for her to get the slower members of the caravan moving than most.

The mystery can be dealt with later. Right now they are in the wastes, and they cannot let their guard down.

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The caravan gathers itself, and pushes on into the desert.

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The desert stretches on. The wind picks up after a few hours and makes it difficult to talk, so Layla passes commands back along the line through hand-signs to her trusted guards Kamil and Batul. She follows the river, though not too closely. Where it wanders away from the safest path she follows the angle of the ripples of the sand and the stars that she can see even during the day. 

Naila and Kamil may know the desert's landmarks better than Layla, but neither has ever been able to see the stars in the daytime, nor haggle with any skill. That is why Layla is caravan leader, and they are not. 

The sand no longer blows across her face as the wind dies in the late evening. Soon the desert will be cold enough to freeze their water. It is time to unload for the night.

"Halt!" She calls. "Make camp!"

Behind her, Kamil and Batul echo her words down the line. Some forty-odd temperamental camels come to a spitting, groaning stop; their riders are tired from many long days' journey, but there is still work to be done. 

The caravan dismounts and begins to unload the pack animals. Fayruz and Minir take charge of hobbling the beasts, while Yasmin, Fahim and Hayat manage bundles of feed and supplies. Layla accepts a bundle of firewood, takes it to where the center of camp will be, and lights it with her old trick. More amurrun will be coming down the line, but they are a different clan and she knows them less well.

Naila, being one of the strongest members of the camp, falls back and starts helping with the unloading of the camels, leaving only Kamil and Batul on watch. Rana grabs one of the larger cooking pots and fills it fresh to the brim with conjured water. 

All in all, it's just another day in the caravan's life. 

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After the fire is lit, Layla leaves her sister Rana to tend it and stalks the camp, helping with things that are needful. She's a good hand with the camels and knows every inch of the day-to-day.

She spots Yasmin's furtive glances out into the desert, and comes to her side. The girl could use a steady hand.

"Worried about something?"

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"I, ah, er..." Yasmin ducks her head. "I was just wondering what if there's another scorpion, like Fahim said happened last time..."

She looks down at the bundle of feedgrass in her hands. "I should really be looking after the camels shouldn't I."

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"Yes, you should. It's alright to be nervous though. Just do your best to trust in Naila and her guards. She's seen worse than scorpions in her time."

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"Is it true that she lost her eye to a gnoll arrow? She doesn't talk about it but Fahim says -"

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"Never you mind what Fahim says." He's always been the loudmouth of the family. "See to those camels, alright?"

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"Oh, uh, yeah, right." Yasmin nods sharply and goes back to her work.

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She supposes she shouldn't be surprised that Yasmin's head is full of wild stories. Fahin talks more than he should, and for a girl who's just turned majority like Yasmin tales of adventure intoxicate as sweetly as wine. She'll be a caravan master herself one day, perhaps. Not anytime soon though. 

She moves on down the line. "Fayruz, may I have a word?"

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The canny matron of the camp nods to her. "Yes, what is it? Let me guess, you want me to keep an eye on Yasmin."

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Layla simply nods. "She's jittery today and I know you're good at comfort. Do your best to cheer her up."

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"Alright. You know, if you were to storytell tonight I'm sure she'd be delighted..."

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Layla nods back. "We'll see if we have time. I have more people to check in with. Good luck to you."

On she goes down the line. "Fahim, a word -"

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Fahim nods to her. "I'm sorry and it won't happen again," he lies like he always does. "Yasmin just got me talking, you know how it is -"

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"What will I do with you... I know. You're on second watch with Kamil tonight. That will perhaps teach you to pay better attention to your surroundings."

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He swallows. "Yes, Caravan Leader."

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She lets the dig pass. It's not worth the argument. 

"Alright." She slaps Fahim on the shoulder and goes on down the line.

"Hayat, do you need any help with tonight's cooking?"

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"No, I'm settled, Naila and Rana are a huge help. Thank you for asking though." She heaves a bag of lentils over to the fireside and nods to Rana. "We'll have a meal ready in an hour if all goes well."

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Rana lifts a mug of wine towards Layla. "Here," she says. "Drink. It's been a good day, we're strong, there's no sign of anything from the wastes. I don't think anyone will fault you if you enjoy yourself a little."

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Ah, Rana. Never change. 

She takes the mug for a moment and takes a small draught, then sets it back down next to Rana. "Look after this for me, would you? I have a caravan to run."

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"Good luck. There's much to do."

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"Can you check in with Kamil and Batul for me, make sure they have the watch schedule straight for tonight? It's me and Batul first watch, Kamil and his apprentice second watch, you and Rana last watch."

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"I will. Fahim will be joining Kamil and Munir tonight, I gave him second watch as a punishment detail for talking to Yasmin about your eye." 

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"He will most likely be a nuisance, but perhaps he will learn something. I'll make sure to check with Kamil in the morning." Naila unloads a bag of rice and a bag of pasta: her thick biceps easily handle the heavy bags. "I have work to do too."

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Gosh her sister is hot. Perhaps she's had too much to drink already. 

"Alright," she says. "Work hard!"

And off she goes to speak to Batul.

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Batul watches the landscape, her eyes fixed on a point in the distance.

As she does, her body goes through an old martial drill, a simple exercise she's practiced a thousand times. 

"Good to see you, Layla," she says, her gaze not leaving the dunes. "You are doing well?"

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Batul has always been odd, ever since she took up Irori as her spirit teacher. 

"I am well enough. You are aware you are on first watch?"

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"Yes," Batul says, striking an imaginary foe in slow motion. "I am aware. With Naila."

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"Good. Then I shan't trouble you any more." 

She goes on to where Kamil watches the sands with his bow casually held by his side. 

"Kamil, you are aware you are on second watch?"

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"Yes," he says, his gaze scanning the sands. "I am aware."

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"Good. Fahim will be joining you. Try to keep him alert and on-task, would you?"

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Kamil slings his bow and takes a drink from his waterskin. 

"He drew punishment duty again, huh?"

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"He never learns."

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"Well, I'll do my best to babysit him on watch. Good luck with him."

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"Same to you." 

That's everyone accounted for, more or less. Everyone she has to worry about, at least. These will see to the rest of the caravan. 

She'll help settle the camels, then, that should take some time; and then she'll return to the fireside as it gets closer to mealtime.

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When she returns, it's to a crowded fireside. Rana passes out mugs of wine, and Fahim and Hayat sit and chat about their travels as Fayruz prepares koshari in one of their copper cooking pots and Naila and Munir set up tents. It's old conversation, all of it, but there's an easy familiarity to the old gripes about the sand and the heat.

She comes and sits. Already the desert is cool rather than hot; the fire is welcome. 

"Everyone alright?" she asks. "Anything need tending to?"

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"Everything's going well. Koshari should be ready soon. It truly is a blessing to have good water and lots of it." Fayruz smiles. "Well done, whatever it was you did for the spirits."

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"I think you should storytell," Rana says. "If you don't want Yasmin's head to be filled with nonsense, put something there yourself."

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"Now, now, I wasn't telling her nonsense -"

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"Save it," Hayat says. "We've all heard it before. You just like to wind her up. And it's rude to Naila."

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Fahim lets out a long-suffering sigh and falls silent.

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Yasmin comes over to the fireside, holding a large stack of wooden bowls. "Here," she says to each member of the group in turn. "Your bowl."

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"Thank you, Yasmin, that's much appreciated." Layla accepts her bowl with a smile, and takes a small sip of her wine.

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A few minutes later Munir comes to the fireside as well. "Do you have anything I can take to Kamil?" he asks. 

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"Not just yet, come back in fifteen minutes. Aren't you supposed to be helping with the tents?"

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"I'll help with the tents!", Yasmin chirps. "Everybody's got to pitch in, right?"

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"Wise words," Layla opines. "Tell you what, get the tents set up fast enough that you finish before the meal is ready and I'll tell a story tonight."

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"Oh gosh, really?"

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"Yes, really. I don't say these things for fun, you know." She grins and looks over at Rana. "And besides, my sister wants me to have some fun and celebrate a little."

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"I will not deny it." Rana grins.

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"I - um - alright!' 

Yasmin darts back into the camp and gets her instructions from Naila.

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Rana takes a drink from her own mug of wine. "So," she says. "What story do you think you'll tell tonight? One about the old gods? Something more modern? An adventure story?"

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"The old gods seem like a good topic. A spirit story, maybe."

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"I always liked the tales of the old spiritcallers. Perhaps it's just because of my talent, but it matters to me."

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"Glory! Adventure! Magic! Pharoahs who won't listen! Yes, those stories are enjoyable to tell."

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"I always liked the stories where they bargain with the spirits and ultimately win. Those are the best kind of stories."

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Hayat opens her mouth, then seems to think better of it and closes it.

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Fayruz stirs the pot. "I always thought that the best stories were the romances. Give me a pair of lovers to look over the shoulder of any day."

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"Oh, and you would know a few things about that, now wouldn't you?" Rana laughs. "Good luck with that!"

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Fayruz laughs. "Don't make me kiss you and your sister.~"

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"Which one, or would you like both?"

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"If you need a kiss so badly I'm very available," Hayat purrs.

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Fayruz laughs and leans over to kiss Hayat on the cheek. "Now, now, sister, I only meant it a little."

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Hayat smiles and kisses Fayruz's cheek back. "I know. I'm only teasing too." She looks over at Fahim. "Would you like a turn too?~"

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"But of course." He shifts over next to Hayat and casually drapes an arm around her shoulders, then kisses her deeply and passionately. 

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Rana applauds with a smirk. "There we go, Fahim doing something good for the camp tonight."

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"I do good things for the camp every night, thank you very much."

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Yasmin has stopped a few yards away from the fire and is blushing red as a tomato. "I, um -" She doesn't seem to know where to look.

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Rana beckons to her. "Now, now, no need to be embarrassed. You've seen this kind of thing all your life, haven't you? I suppose it's different to be out in the desert with all of us." 

She offers Yasmin a mug full of wine. "Go on, drink, join us. You're an equal to us all now. What you do is your own business."

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Ah, Rana. Of course. 

"Alright, everyone, tone it down a little. It is Yasmin's maiden voyage."

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Fahim unloops his arm from Hayat's shoulders. "If you insist," he says. He smiles at Yasmin. "Come, join us."

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Rana looks over at Layla and gives her an eyebrow wiggle.

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Yes, Rana, it may be Yasmin's maiden voyage but is indeed unlikely she'll be still be a maiden at the end of it, I can hear what you're thinking. 

She leans in and gently kisses Rana on the lips.

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"You were just saying -" 

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Rana makes a rude hand gesture at him over Layla's shoulder, and kisses Layla firmly.

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Yasmin settles into the circle next to Fayruz and rubs the back of her neck. "Sorry, everyone, I'll try to... stay okay." She takes the mug of wine that Rana offered her and blushes a little as she looks down into its depths.

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"It's alright, Yasmin. It's just the way things are. I know it's a little strange to see people older than you being so close to each other like this. You grew up in that little village, I forget what its name was again..."

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"Niwt. It was an alright place, but I wasn't really able to explore much, so... being on the road is definitely an adjustment."

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"It's okay. The caravan will protect you. Just relax. Perhaps you should try talking with Munir? He's more your age."

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Yasmin nods, blushes, and falls silent.

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Hayat checks the pot. 

"Koshari's done!" She reaches into the pot with a ladle and starts spooning herself a bowl. "Pass your bowls here!"

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"Oh, thank you Hayat, I completely forgot." Fayruz hands over her bowl and smiles.

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Quickly, Hayat passes bowls of koshari out to everyone in camp, layered rice, legumes and pasta making a hearty enough dish for everyone to enjoy. 

She opens a small bag of dates as well. "Dates on the side for those who want them," she says.

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Yasmin hesitantly takes a date.

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A few minutes later, Naila returns, all finished with her setup of the tents. She smiles at her sisters. "Everyone doing alright?"

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"Mhm," Fayruz replies. "Here, have two bowls for the people on watch." She hands them over.

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"Thanks." Naila takes the bowls and goes off to the edge of camp, where Batul and Kamil are still scanning the landscape.

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Munir settles down into the camp circle next to Yasmin and accepts his own bowl. 

"So," he says. "We didn't get the tents up before the food. No thanks to Yasmin here. Are you still going to storytell?" 

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"Hey, I helped as much as I could!" 

Yasmin blushes and looks over at Layla. "Please?"

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"Oh, alright. But just a short story."

Layla clears her throat and stretches her arms.

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Everyone quiets. There's a story in the offing.

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Rana smiles and swirls her mug of wine.

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Layla spreads her hands out and pats her lap, setting down her mug between her crossed legs. 

"So! Many years ago I was in the company of an old woman who once served a great pharaoh, Kemet I. It is a secret what I share with you today, so keep it close to your breast and do not tell a soul of it. I came to her in a small garden of a great estate where I had some business, and when she spoke to me this tale came tumbling out of her lips and let me know the truth. 

She said to me, "Did you know that the Pharaoh once almost wed his own daughter?" 

I opened my lips to speak, but she spoke on, like a woman possessed, desperate to rid herself of the tale. "When the Pharaoh's wife died," she said, "He mourned the proper year, as is the custom. He was not a man of many concubines. But his wife had only given him a daughter of little repute, and so he was forced to marry. He brought a gold bangle from his wife that was precious to him to a matchmaker, and said, "I will make you rich if you find me a queen who can wear this bangle." 

The matchmaker searched and searched, but after almost his allotted year, he could find only one woman who the bangle would fit; the pharaoh's own daughter. Still, he thought to himself, the pharaoh does not know his brides well. Thinking himself a clever man, he arranged the marriage in secret, saying only that the woman that the pharaoh would marry fit the bangle. 

And so the marriage was arranged; but of course, the secret could not stay secret. When the princess learned that her own father intended to wed her, she was terrified. She thought there was no way that Kemet I, Pharaoh of all Osirion, could marry his own daughter unawares. So she bribed her guards with the gold bangle the matchmaker had given her, and she escaped. She fled into the markets, and told a cobbler that she would give him a handful of gold if he would make a suit for her all of leather as a disguise. He agreed, and soon she was clad in the shabbiest outfit a princess could wish for. 

The guards asked her at the gate what her name was; and this she said to them: 

"My name is Juleidah for my coat of skins.
My eyes are weak, my sight is dim.
My ears are deaf, I cannot hear.
I care for no-one, far or near." 

The guards asked her again; again she repeated her words. Eventually, they let her go, thinking her a common beggar. 

She ran and ran and ran, all the way to Katapesh. She collapsed in the street there, and a woman took her in, who worked the pesh plantations by day and spent her coin in the markets by night. She was a freedwoman, and beautiful besides; and she nursed Juleidah back to health. 

When she awoke again, she said to the woman nursing her those same words: 

"My name is Juleidah for my coat of skins.
My eyes are weak, my sight is dim.
My ears are deaf, I cannot hear.
I care for no-one, far or near." 

But the woman, whose name was Ghufran, told her that she had no reason to hide. She took her for an escaped slave, though she bore no brands. And for some time they dwelt together, and even fell in love. 

Eventually, the Risen Guard came and found Juleidah; but Ghufran, by now, had learnt the story, and told the guards that she would defend Juleidah to the death to keep her from marrying her father. 

Her father, however, had learnt of the matchmaker's duplicity; the matchmaker was fed to a Hetkoshu, black with scales and vaster than any mortal crocodile, and his screams were frightful to behold. The pharaoh bid Ghufran to return with his daughter to Osirion, where she would become part of his daughter's estate as thanks for her care in nursing her back to health. 

Juleidah accepted her father's gift, but rather than taking Ghufran as a household servant, took her as her concubine. The pharaoh remarried another woman, and the affair was quietly forgotten, but for a few members of the Pharaoh's household who still recall." 

And that was all the old woman said to me. It seemed to lighten her burden to have said it. I thanked her for her tale, and I kept it close to my heart, of how a princess escaped her father and found joy with another woman." 

Layla spreads her hands out to her sides and smiles. "And that is all."

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Every pair of eyes around the fire remains fixed on her throughout her story, and when she concludes it everyone applauds. 

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Yasmin looks over at Munir in the aftermath, then her gaze darts back to Layla. "That was a wonderful story," she says. "I had no idea that something like that happened to the old Pharaoh..."

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"You can never tell, these days." The corner of Hayat's lips curve up, and she takes a gulp of her wine. Then she looks over at Rana. "Well," she says. "Your sister's told her story, so are you going to dance for us? Let's make this a night to celebrate."

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Rana looks over at Yasmin. "Certainly. I've been teaching Yasmin a few things, so perhaps we could dance together?" 

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"I - don't really know if I'm ready -" 

Yasmin ducks her head and blushes hard.

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Rana tips back the last of her mug of wine and gets up from the sand. 

"Nonsense. It is only dancing. What happens at worst? You stumble? You step on my foot? I think I can deal with that. We will dance together."

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Yasmin blushes even deeper, but nods. She gulps down the rest of her own mug of wine for courage, and goes and ducks into one of the tents further into camp.

Rana's taught her a lot, so she should probably be fine. Right? Right. Hopefully she doesn't make a complete fool out of herself in front of Munir.

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Rana refills everyone's mugs of wine from her pewter pitcher, and then makes a low bow. "I'll be back to perform in a few minutes," she says. "Unless Layla decides she wants to jump in the tent while I change."

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Layla laughs. "Not tonight, sister." She winks. 

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She knows that look. That is the "convince me" look. 

Well, she'll just have to put on a real show.

She goes and ducks into the caravan leaders' large tent.

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Layla watches her sister go with a small smile, then digs into her koshari. She's been speaking and not had a chance to eat.

 

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Naila claps her on the shoulder and grins. "A good story," she says. "I liked the poem Juleidah speaks."

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Fayruz hefts her mug of wine to that. "What Naila said! A toast to our fine storyteller."

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Fahim hefts his mug and clacks it against Fayruz's own. "May we all have such a gift with our tongues."

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Hayat laughs, and adds her mug to the toast. "Well said!"

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"To many more stories in the future!" Munir volunteers, hefting his mug as well. "And may our journey be a swift one."

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"Our journey be a swift one!" Layla raises her mug and toasts as well.

If Rana dances, and everyone keeps drinking at this rate, the whole camp's going to be hung over come morning. She should probably stop after this toast. 

Still, she drinks. A second mug of wine won't kill her.

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Everyone takes a deep draught of their own mugs a beat behind their caravan leader. 

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Hayat leans against Fahim's side and snuggles up against his body, her eyes closing for a moment with her mug of wine still in her lap. Her body feels soft and loose, and the warmth of the fire is lulling.

"It has been a long week's travel," she says. "I'll be more than glad to make Tephu. New clothes, fresher food, a bed to sleep in. You wouldn't want to stay there, but a rest is nice now and again." 

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"Don't go falling asleep now; it won't be long until Rana dances." She sets down her mug of wine and keeps working on her koshari, spooning more and more into her mouth.

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Munir collects the empty bowls, and starts washing them out onto a patch of sand with the help of Fayruz and a vessel of water left behind by Rana. 

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Layla finishes her own koshari and hands over her bowl, then lays back on her hands and stares up at her familiar companions, the stars. They're just coming out to the brightness others can see.

She doesn't know the names of many of the constellations, but the stars are still familiar to her. She can pick out the Fang, that old traveler's charm, and the north star, Cynosure, where the great spirit Desna makes her home. But the rest are old friends with no names.

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A few minutes later, Yasmin returns from her tent, all dressed in her dancer's loose skirt and midriff-baring top. She ducks her head and blushes as she fiddles with one of the bangles on her wrist. She looks anywhere but at Munir.

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Munir's gaze flicks over to Yasmin and takes her in for a long moment before he looks away. He doesn't blush, but he does take another small drink of his wine.

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A few minutes later, Rana ducks out of her tent, all dressed in her fine silk costume with its copper bangles. She steps out across the desert sand, one two three steps, then swirls her hips and tosses her arms above her head. 

"Come," she says, beckoning to Yasmin. "Come and dance with me!" She doesn't pause, but continues her dance, sashaying across the sands to take a closer position to the fire, across from where Fayruz is washing bowls. "Come, now, you know you can do it!" 

Rana's cheeks are deeply flushed, and there's a languid grace to her movements that Layla knows her sister only gets when she's more than slightly tipsy.

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Yasmin gets up from the fire, and advances hesitantly - then throws herself into the motions as well, her arms coming up above her head as she copies Rana's moves. She has no little skill herself; her steps are smooth, fluid, and the motions show off her body well. The bangles on her chest and hips rattle as she sways and undulates. 

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Rana's clearly angling to get Yasmin into bed with Munir, but that's a worthy enough goal. And getting to see her sister dance like this is no small bribe. 

Layla leans back and grins and takes another drink of her wine. "More! Faster!" She starts to clap against the side of her mug in a steady rhythm.

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Munir is the first to take up the clapping, his gaze fixed on Yasmin as he sees a whole new side of her. This girl is confident, self-assured, beautiful. Nothing like the blushy mess that's been at the fireside all tonight. 

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Fahim takes up the clapping as well. "Go on, show us what you can really do!"

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Hayat claps along as well, still snuggled against Fahim. Her gaze flicks back and forth between Munir and Yasmin, then settles more firmly on the performance.

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Fayruz keeps scrubbing her bowls, but raises her voice instead. She has the best voice in camp, though she's no professional, and she knows all the old songs. This one is mostly in an old language, learnt by heart rather than by meaning; she belts it out nonetheless, her voice steady but not afraid to sway with the dancers' movements. 

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Rana starts throwing in more exaggerated movements, long leaps and rolls of her hips, feeling the music and the steady beat. She leads Yasmin easily through the performance, cueing her smoothly even in her half-inebriated state. She sways and sashays as her bangles jangle to the beat. 

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Yasmin's not quite as skilled as Rana, but keeps up gamely nonetheless, throwing her body into the motion. The rhythm infects her, fills her up with heat and motion and excitement. It's a thrill to show off like this.

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Layla watches and claps along, faster and faster, driving her sister to ever higher heights of improvisation. It's a joy to watch her work her magic. 

She's having thoughts. Those undulating motions of Rana's body are deeply distracting. 

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Got you.

Rana drives the performance faster and faster, until Yasmin can't keep up; and then she does one last elaborate twirl and ends in a deep bow that gives everyone at the campsite a deep view of her cleavage. 

Then she steps to the side and gestures to Yasmin. "Yasmin, our newest dancer, everyone!" She grins. 

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No-one is quicker to applaud than Munir, though the whole campsite joins in.

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Yasmin feels... kind of powerful. Kind of strong. Kind of hot, actually. 

She sashays over to the campfire, plops herself down in Munir's lap, and kisses him.

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He's taken aback, but of course he kisses back.

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If anything, the applause only gets louder.

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"Well done Yasmin!", Hayat calls.

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Naila just watches and smiles to herself. It's fun to watch Rana in action. 

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Rana comes and sits down by Layla next to the fire and kisses her deeply on the cheek. With a little more tongue than strictly necessary.

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Layla laughs, and turns her head to kiss her sister deeply on the mouth. Their tongues tangle as she deepens the kiss, the warmth of the wine in her belly making it so easy to nestle in to her and kiss again and again...

Okay, she should take this back to their tent. 

Layla takes Rana by the hand and gets up from the fireside. "It's time we all got to bed!", she announces. "Or else we'll all be exhausted in the morning. It's your business what you do in your tents. I know I have plans." She grins. "Just remember, we've got miles and miles to go tomorrow!"

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Naila slaps her on the shoulder, the blow enough to rock her whole body. "Well said!" She grins and stretches. "Let's all have a good night."

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Fahim chuckles. "Well enough," he says. "You all have fun. Someone said I have a watch." He runs his hand down Hayat's side. "We'll handle the fire and the bowls, don't you worry."

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Yasmin gets up, and leads Munir by the hand towards her tent. She seems... intent.

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Fayruz grins. "Don't do anything stupid, now, you two!" 

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"We won't!" Yasmin blushes but smiles back at Fayruz.

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Layla takes Rana's hand, and guides her back in the direction of the spacious tent for the caravan leaders, a small smile lingering on her face. 

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Rana goes. She's got Layla right where she wants her. 

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Naila watches them vanish into their tent and takes another light sip of her wine. She'd join them, but she's supposed to relieve Kamil on watch now that the stars have risen. 

There will be other nights. 

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Rana grabs at Layla's clothes as soon as they're into the tent, her hands hungry for Layla's body. She kisses her with her wine-tasting breath and presses her lips to her skin. The alcohol in her slurs the motions of her hands a little, makes them firmer and rougher than she intends - but it's nothing she's not used to. 

She kisses and bites all along Layla's neck and shoulder and bears her down onto the rug on the floor of the tent. The touches are a little vague and diffuse, swimming through her whole body. She steadies herself against Layla's body as her head spins for a moment, then kisses her again, deeper. 

She wants her right now. Her hand slips in between Layla's legs and starts to grope her as she kisses her more, more, more - 

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Rana always gets handsy when she's drunk. It's a lot all at once, it always is, but she loves her. This is fine. The taste of wine on Rana's breath doesn't faze her by now; it's clear enough she wants it. The rug presses into her legs and back as Rana bites and kisses along her shoulder and neck, a wash of pleasurepain all across her body that makes her giggleyelp. The warmth of the alcohol in her too stirs her lust, and she kisses back when Rana comes to meet her lips with hers.

When Rana sways atop her, Layla thinks for a moment that she's going to puke - but then she recovers herself, and the second kiss is warm and full and deep. She feels a little hazy too, floating on the pleasure a little, but the hand between her legs still takes her by surprise. She startles, jerks away for a moment - but then she remembers that it's Rana, and everything is okay again. 

She wraps an arm up around Rana's body and pulls her in close, her other hand flitting out to grope at Rana's breasts as she kisses her deeply. The alcohol and the feeling of Rana's hand between her legs blur together into a lingering feeling of heat that suffuses her whole body. 

She wants this, too. 

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It's easy enough to pull aside Layla's skirt and underwear, and then Rana's hand presses in hard against her pussy. She's not wet yet; not a problem. She pulls her fingers up and presses them into Layla's mouth to lube them with her spit. 

Her head is full of the scent of Layla, sand and sweat and wine. She grins down at her sister as she strips off her dancer's top with her free hand, baring her breasts for Layla to grope. 

"Beau-ti-ful," she croons. The word takes a little focus not to slur, but she has practice at this. 

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She suckles Rana's fingers, tasting the oils of her hand, feeling the smoothness of her skin against her tongue. She feels dizzy and faraway and happy and she wants more. Her hands take advantage of Rana's discarded top to grope and pinch her nipples and feel the soft squishiness of her breasts under her fingers as she kneads and works them.

She is beautiful. Rana has always been so good at showing her that. 

She spreads her legs, begging wordlessly for her sister's touch. 

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Rana pulls her spit-slicked fingers out of Layla's mouth and sends them to explore her sex. She takes her with rough, deep thrusts of her fingers, to Abaddon with foreplay. She puts her whole arm behind the motion as she spears her fingers deep into Layla.

Her head fogs with fantasies: she wants to make Layla cry out, to make the whole camp know she's hers. She wants to make Layla gasp out her orgasm in ragged, shuddery breaths. She wants to claim her for her own. 

Fuck you, come for me.

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It's so much all at once. A little too rough, a little too uncoordinated, a little too fast - 

But somehow she doesn't care. Her body is loose from the alcohol and her thoughts are foggy with lust and need and drink. She just lays back and takes it, her head lolling against the carpet, her hands pressed into Rana's body. She swims in a plane of uncoordinated pleasure and occasional pain as Rana's fingers drag against the inside of her sex, but both blend together in the haze and she just feels good. 

Her body tightens and starts to shudder, building towards a release, her head muzzy with all the floaty sensations. 

"Rana..." she moans. "I love you..."

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Rana kisses her. "Loveytoo," she slurs. Her hand works from long-accustomed instinct now, not anything conscious anymore. She just wants Layla to come. 

She noses into her body and thrusts her fingers and nuzzles her.

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It comforts her to have Rana's body against hers. 

She lays her head in against Rana's shoulder and moans softly into her ear, a private performance just for her. The heat floods her body, makes her feel so, so, so good. She basks in it a little.

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"Comeforme," Rana murmurs into Layla's ear as her fingers flex and thrust inside her. She focuses, enunciates the words carefully in a sultry whisper. "Come for me, Layla." 

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The suffusing heat builds to an intense point, fixed just at the tip of Rana's fingers inside her, and then breaks with electric tingles all across her body. She moans long and low and heated in Rana's ear, and falls still. 

Fuck yes.

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"Good girl." 

Rana pulls her fingers out of Layla's sex and wipes them off on her thigh, then flops down atop her sister and wriggles all over. "Gooooooooooooooooood Layla. Verrrrry good girl. Best'vegirls. Best sister." She punctuates each compliment with a kiss against Layla's neck. 

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Suddenly Rana's wine-soaked breath is disgusting, rather than intoxicating. She pushes her aside weakly.

"You're drunk, Rana." 

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"MmmmmmmmsowhatifIam?" Her head is spinning again and Layla is very soft. She does not want to move.

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Layla levers herself up onto one elbow and kisses Rana's forehead. "You are very drunk. How many mugs?"

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"Mmmmmmmm... foooooooour?"

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"We've had this conversation before, Rana." She hugs her sister close to her body and strokes a hand through her hair. "You're going to hate yourself in the morning, you know."

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"Mmmmmmm. Herproblem."

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"Let's get you into bed, okay? You're supposed to be on watch in eight hours, you need to rest."

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"Mhm." 

Rana does not seem interested in moving.

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Wonderful. 

She will get Rana into bed, despite her own somewhat spinny head. This always happens.

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She falls asleep almost the moment she hits the sheets.

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Poor thing. 

Layla goes and tucks herself in against Rana's back, spooning her gently. Her head is fuzzy still too. She needs her rest. 

She's out like a light before long, too.

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"Layla," calls a male voice.

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She's wide awake and reaching for her broadsword before she registers who it is. 

"Kamil?"

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"Yeah. It's your watch now."

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Sheeeeeeeee needs to get on her skirt and underwear again and wake Rana.

"Alright, I'll be out in a moment."

She hurries to grab her discarded skirt and panties. 

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... "Layla?" comes the low groan from Rana. "Whaissit?"

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She pulls on her panties and skirt  then reaches over and brushes Rana's hair out of her face. "It's our watch, Rana. You have to get up."

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"Uuuuuuugh." 

Rana pushes herself up onto her forearms and steadies herself, a little dizzily.

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Layla passes her her traveling clothes to replace her dancer's skirt.

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She presses a hand to her forehead - fuck that hurts - but accepts the clothes and starts to change. Slowly.

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"You two going to be a while in there?"

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"Rana's hung over again. I'm helping her get dressed."

Layla helps Rana get her dress on over her head the right way, and sighs. 

"Be out in a moment."

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"As usual, huh. Alright, I'll give you a few minutes."

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"Serves her right," comes the voice of Fahim from a little further away.

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"No need to be a dick about it, Fahim."

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Layla hurries through getting Rana presentable, doing her best at the work.

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She complies, a bit dazedly. 

A few minutes later she's fully dressed and has strapped on her own sword. She looks at Layla and gives her a weak smile.

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"Good on you. Let's get moving." 

Layla pushes back the tent door and steps outside. 

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Kamil nods to her.

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Rana comes out a few moments later, her body a little wobbly still. 

"Morning," she manages. 

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Kamil wordlessly offers her his waterskin.

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Rana takes it and takes a long drink, then offers a nod of thanks.

"Get some sleep," she says.

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He nods, and goes off into the camp.

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Layla looks around and spots Fahim, a little ways off at the edge of camp. He's actually on watch, will wonders never cease. 

"I'll take it from here," she says, stepping up next to him.

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"You and your drunk sister, huh? Alright, far be it for me to question the caravan leader." 

Fahim gives Layla a small wave and goes back off into camp.

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Well, that leaves her and Rana on watch for another four hours until camp breaks. 

She might as well take a little time and... pray? Ask the spirits for favors? She's not really sure how this whole cleric thing works.

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Rana goes and sits on the sand on the other edge of camp, still nursing Kamil's waterskin. She's in no mood to talk. She's praying too, after a fashion.

Spirits save me from this splitting headache.

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Layla watches the sands and medidates as best she can. She doesn't even know what spirit she's a cleric of yet.

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If she focuses just right she'll be able to ignore it. She's used to this by now. It takes something from her whenever she does this, but it hasn't killed her yet, so why worry?

She focuses and pushes the hangover away. 

It stays gone. She can feel it off in a corner of her awareness still, but her head's no longer pounding and her body feels limber and light again. 

She stretches, gets up, paces back and forth a little to warm her body in the early-morning cold.

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Alright. She's got a watch to get through.

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About an hour later, a sense of... something... comes in. A sense of coiled potential. 

She recognizes the shape of one of these blessings. It's shaped the way she makes herself when she needs to go without food for a day or two. 

Another is - it's her sparker trick. 

Has she been blessed all along and not known it? 

She reaches out her hand, makes a spark leap from her hand with the blessing - then repeats it with her own trick. 

It's almost identical. It just feels like it draws from different places. 

No, it's Rana who's magic, not her

She looks up at the stars. 

She can feel it uncoil in her, now, the same way the blessings do. The sense in her that she's always had that says north is that way, the stars are here - 

She's a sorceror. 

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- and she supposes so is Rana. 

Suddenly everyone else's insistence that they can't see the stars in the daytime makes a lot more sense.

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She prods instinctually at the remaining bundles of blessing. This one feels like it... senses whether someone has good intentions? That's an odd blessing. Another is... A sense of strength for everyone she loves, somehow... and then there is the water-creating power again, and another power that mends broken things...

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That seems to be all. 

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The one that senses good intentions feels like it's missing something. Some component to channel her faith through...

Clerics carry symbols of their gods, don't they? It feels like that would fit, here. But she doesn't know what spirit has blessed her at all. 

She'll have to go through the charms that the people here at camp have. She knows there's a few in the caravan for good luck and blessings, though few of the caravan actively worship as such. 

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If she can repair things with her blessing, maybe she can repair things with her sorceror powers too? 

There's not a lot else to do while she's on watch. She'll try with one of the cloth bags that's looking a little frazzled right now.

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Meanwhile on the other side of camp, Rana's coming to similar realizations. The great spirit that's blessed her has given her the same trick that she uses to make alcohol from water, along with a power that lets her detect whether someone's any fun. She can make water, sparks like her sister, make herself more charming, and disguise herself as anyone she wants to... 

She's tried the sparker trick and already gotten it on her own power. When she looks, she can sense where north is too. Now that she looks, has the feeling of it, it's clear that it's her magic holding back her hangover as well.

She needs something to channel her spells through as well. She could rifle through people's belongings for charms while they're asleep, but she'd probably get caught, and she might as well just ask when they wake, even if she is impatient to learn what great spirit's blessed her. And she is supposed to be on watch. 

She goes back to trying to flex her magic. Maybe there's more she can do.

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Eventually the camp begins to stir around her. Fayruz and Hayat are first up, since they haven't been on watch. They gather water and start making breakfast, a little slowly since it's so early. 

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Next up is Yasmin. She can't go three seconds without a  smile this morning, and she hums to herself as she stirs the cooking pot and prepares the rice.

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Munir's up not long after her, and he's distinctly pink this morning. He doesn't seem to be able to look Yasmin in the eye. 

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She, meanwhile, can't seem to keep her eyes off him.

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As breakfast is perpared, the first watch gets up again: Batul and Niala both come out into the camp. Layla and Rana are relieved from duty, and return to the fire in the center of camp together.

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"So," Layla says, grabbing a bowl of onion soup from Fayruz. "It feels to me that I need - some kind of charm or symbol to channel my magic through. Is it the same for you, Rana?"

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Rana nods. "It is the same for me. We should collect all the charms in camp and try them all."

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Layla smiles. "Exactly my thought. Yasmin, do you have any of those? Fayruz, Hayat? Munir?"

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"I keep a gold key charm on me for luck in trading, and a spiral for protection against misfortune. I've heard any mug will do for Cayden Cailean, and we've plenty of nice ones. I don't know what charms others in the camp might have."

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"I have... a couple. A songbird charm for luck in love, and, um. A three-daggers one, for skill in... you know."

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"I think Kamil keeps a leaf charm for Gozreh and a butterfly for Desna. I keep a butterfly and a key myself."

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"He gave me my own leaf charm, so I can contribute it." Munir fishes in his pack and turns out a small silver leaf.

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"Batul would have a charm for Irori, I'm pretty sure. It seems fairly likely we'll hit on something with that many charms."

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"Naila carries a charm for Sarenrae ever since she lost her eye, if I recall correctly. That's another option we haven't gotten to yet."

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"Huh, I hadn't known that."

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"You never asked."

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"Do you have any charms yourself, Rana?"

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"A small pewter tankard and a three-daggers charm. I've tried with both already, neither worked."

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"I keep a key and a butterfly, like Fayruz. Neither worked."

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"So that leaves, that we haven't tested...?"

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"Cayden and Calistria for me, Desna and Abadar for Rana, and Sarenrae, Irori, Shelyn, Gozreh, and Pharasma for both of us."

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"I'll go collect everyone's charms. We'll see what's going on soon enough."

Hayat gets up from the fire, and heads off in the direction of where Batul is on watch.

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Layla exchanges her key and butterfly for Rana's triple dagger and pewter tankard, and tries with each. 

Nothing happens. 

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There's similarly no reaction for Rana when she tries with the key and butterfly.

"The more we eliminate," she says, "the better the chance it is a spirit we do not want to care about us..."

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"True..."

Layla accepts Munir's leaf charm and Hayat's spiral charm and tries with both. There's still no reaction. She passes them both on to Rana.

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Rana tries with both to no effect. 

"... there are so many spirits, though," she says. "We should not leap to conclusions if we cannot find the right charm."

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"I think that is a wise decision." Layla accepts Yasmin's songbird charm and tries it, but once again there's no reaction. She passes it to Rana.

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Rana tries it to no effect. 

"That's almost all the charms in camp, unless Fahim has something unusual. I suppose it could be Irori..."

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"Irori? For you? Somehow I doubt it." 

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"Yes, somehow I doubt it." 

Rana sighs. 

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Hayat returns with Batul's Irori charm, and hands it over to Layla. 

"Any luck so far?", she asks. 

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"None at all. I'm beginning to worry a little."

Layla tries the enamed open hand, but gets no response. She hands it to Rana for all the good it will do.

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Yeah, no. It was always a longshot. 

"It could be... the old gods. The proper ones."

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A small silence falls over the camp.

An old god, a foreign god, or a devil or demon... 

Everyone in camp knows which one they're hoping for.

Hayat clears her throat. "I don't think anyone carries charms for the old gods, anymore. They haven't been here for centuries."

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"... I do," Fayruz says. "I have a golden cat charm, even still. Bastet is our mother, after all..."

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"I suppose I'll try it," Layla says. She extends her hand.

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Fayruz fishes in her bag and pulls out a small golden cat charm. She places it in Layla's hand.

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She tries it. 

Nothing happens. 

She passes it to Rana.

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She bows her head in quiet reverence, and tries. 

A flare of brilliant white light spreads out into the camp, and vanishes.

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Then she looks up and meets Layla's eyes with an air of satisfaction. 

"I am a cleric of Bastet," she says. "Our old mother has returned."

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Layla can't help it, she grins from ear to ear. "That's wonderful news."

She looks over at the golden cat in Rana's hands. "So then I must be - some other old deity. Hathor, Osiris, Ra -" 

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"I think that is the obvious inference, yes. Probably Hathor; she always did work together with our mother."

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"We'll have to have a charm made back in the city, when we get there."

Layla sits back on her hands and smiles. "A cleric of Bastet. In this day and age..."

She rubs her chin. "Something big is happening. Something important enough to call our mother back from an entirely different world."

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"We will have to be strong and work all together to get through whatever this new game of the gods is. Such times are never easy for mortals."

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Fayruz is looking at the golden cat in Rana's hands with something like awe. 

"Our mother, returned..."

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Hayat slaps her on the back and laughs. "It can only be good news to have her back again. Don't look so overawed. She is just another spirit in the end."

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Fayruz gathers herself and nods. "I - you may keep the charm, obviously. You have more need of it than I."

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"This is so cool! It's like something right out of a spiritcalling story!"

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Layla chuckles. "Now, now, settle down, Yasmin. She's still our Rana."

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"Yeah, that's what's so cool about it! I'm getting dancing lessons from a real spiritcaller!"

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Rana smiles and stretches. "Just remember to practice and maybe one day you'll be like me," she lies. 

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"O-of course lady spiritcaller!"

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Layla smiles. It's kind of endearing how much Yasmin looks up to Rana.

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Well, now that that's settled, it's time they got moving.

Layla pushes the camp onwards, doing her best to make sure they make good time. The meal's ready; they've got to move before the heat of the day. She sets Fayruz to balance the camels' loads - she's the best hand at it - and enlists Naila and Batul to haul goods and supplies. Further down the line the other clan is packing up its bags as well. Kamil and Rana are sent to keep watch, while she takes the lead in unhobbling the camels. 

Layla makes sure everyone has their weapons ready, as well - bows for Munir and Kamil, Naila's monstrous bastard sword, her own claymore, and holdout daggers and crossbows for everyone else. She has a bad feeling about today. 

They push on into the desert, away from the Crook, taking a slightly more direct route. There's many more miles to go through the wastes, and only so many supplies loaded on the camels. Best see the journey done as soon as possible. 

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After about four hours, Kamil walks quickly forwards along the column and speaks to Layla in front. "Layla," he calls. "Stop the caravan. I saw metal glint off the top of that dune ahead. We're heading into an ambush."

He looks forward, bow unslung. "Gnolls, I think. And more than a few of them."

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"Halt and make ready!" Layla calls, and all along the length of the caravan hands go to crossbows and load bolts. 

"I knew it. Someone wants us dead, and with us Bastet's only cleric. Lamashtu, I think." She dismounts her camel and draws her sword. "Naila, Batul, to the front!" 

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Naila unslings her massive greatsword and joins Layla at the head of the caravan. "I'm here."

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Rana isn't far behind her, her own crossbow drawn. "I'm here as well. How many do you guess?"

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Kamil nocks an arrow to his bowstring. "Enough. If they're planning to attack a caravan, they'd send two groups, one for each flank. Trap us in the middle, hit us from both sides. They must realize we've spooked by now, but they're hoping we continue anyway. Standoff."

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"If we go up the middle we're as good as dead, but we can't wheel the entire baggage train around them fast enough to catch them off guard. It's foolish to approach them when we don't know how many there are, even if they are separated into two groups, especially since it'll leave the baggage train undefended. Kamil, take Batul and circle right and see if you can pick off their leader or one of their officers. If they come at you retreat and try to pull them into crossbow range. Rana, protect the baggage train and be ready to channel your magic. Naila, you're leading the defense of the baggage train with me and Rana and all the common fighters. Make them come at us over crossbow range, most Gnolls are shit bowyers."

"Now go!"

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Batul and Kamil fall back, splitting off from the main force to circle the dune that the suspected gnolls are hiding behind, keeping a good distance the whole time, Kamil with his bow at nock and Batul keeping her body between him and the dune. 

After a few moments, Kamil draws his bow, aims, and lets loose. 

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There's an animal yelp from behind the dune, followed by a chorus of snarls. 

"Kill them!" roars a guttural voice. "For Grandmother Nightmare!"

And a full dozen gnolls get up out of the sand and start running towards Kamil and Batul, each one carrying a long wooden spear with a sharpened end. 

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Kamil falls back towards the column and looses another arrow as he goes. It takes a gnoll in the throat and it goes down. 

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Batul's not far behind him.

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Layla aims the guards of the caravan towards the gnoll force. 

"Ready!" she calls. "Aim! Loose!" 

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And -

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- everyone - 

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- in the convoy - 

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- looses their crossbow. 

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Many of the shots are not very good. Half the convoy is civilians, though ones who've had to hunt or fight before. And the gnolls aren't coming at them square on, they're going after Kamil and Batul who look like easy prey. 

Still, more than a few bolts land home. Gnolls stumble and yelp and their charge breaks up a little. 

"Ready!" calls Layla, and the trained fighters of the caravan drop their crossbows and draw their swords. 

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The civilians reload. 

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Yasmin's hands shake, but she doesn't fumble her bolt. Crank it back, crank it back - 

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Kamil looses a third arrow and takes another gnoll in the shoulder as he rejoins the caravan.

 

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Rana looses her own crossbow bolt and catches the leader in the chest, then draws her sword.

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And then the remains of the charge are upon them. 

There's still a good half-dozen gnolls up and fighting, lead by a gnoll in black spiked armor that looks like it was custom-fit to his body. And they crash into the warriors of the caravan with their spears ahead of them. 

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Naila leads the countercharge with a roar more guttural than any gnoll, her black claymore vicious in her hands. She strikes once, twice, and another gnoll is dead. 

But many of her warriors are not so strong. The gnollish spears are longer than her guard's swords, and many of them take serious wounds. A gap opens in their defenses, baring the reloading civilians inside the cordon. 

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And that is when Layla spots the second group of a dozen gnolls coming up the sands in a headlong rush to reinforce their brethren. 

"Hold!" she calls, stepping inside a gnoll's spear range and striking with her claymore. "Hold!" 

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And the battleground descends into delightful chaos as the gnolls rally, seeing reinforcements on the way. 

Foolish goddesses. Bet you wish you sent some combat spells now.

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I did, actually. 

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Layla releases the burst of Bless, and the fear that's fallen over the caravan falls away a little. They strike truer, fight fiercer. All twenty people in her caravan get the effects of the spell, and that matters.

"We aren't going down without a fucking fight!"

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Naila strikes another heavy blow onto the gnoll lieutenant in the black armor... But many of the fighters around her are clutching wounds. 

A gnoll gets past her. It's pretty much inevitable. 

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Victory and meat! 

The gnoll thrusts his spear at Hayat. 

(19+3 = 22.) 

He catches her in the side and digs his spear deep into her flesh. 

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She cries out in pain and falls. She's not combat experienced; she's as fragile as any civilian. 

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Yasmin pulls her dagger and leaps at the gnoll, reckless even of her own life - 

1d20 (14) +1 (Bless) = 15

The dagger just barely sinks home after skittering off the gnoll's sternum. 

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Munir is there in a moment, bringing his sword to the defense of his new girlfriend - 

1d20 (14) +1 (Bless) + 2 (Strength) + 2 (BAB) = 20

He gets a clean hit, and the gnoll collapses atop Yasmin. 

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"Ohgodohgodgetitoffme -" cries Yasmin as the bloodied body of the gnoll slumps against her - 

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Munir shoves the body of the gnoll off her, and then looks up. 

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Naila has killed the gnoll lieutenant of the first group, and the remainder have broken. The remaining dozen gnolls are screaming at their brethern, calling them cowards. 

Several people are on the desert sand in pools of blood. 

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Batul fought fiercely in the front rank, but took enough blows fighting hand-to-hand that she's collapsed despite the unnatural vitality of combat trained fighters. 

She's been stabbed several times. She's probably dead or dying. 

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Kamil is hurt but still fighting. He's just catching his breath right now, okay, he's okay.

The deep wound to his thigh suggests he might not be okay for long. 

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Layla is unharmed. Several people sacrificed themselves to make it that way. 

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And so too is Rana.

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Fayruz is determinedly reloading her crossbow.

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So is Fahim. 

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Alright, fine. I'll help you this once.

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Channel energy. Channel energy. Channel Energy. 

Most first-circle clerics would be out of power at this point, at four channels in a day. Rana is an exception. She still has more than half her strength left. 

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Batul pushes herself up off the sand and readies for battle again. 

That is a new low for her.

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The wound on Kamil's thigh heals over.

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And in the circle of swords, Hayat shakily grasps her dagger and comes up ready to stab a gnoll that isn't there. 

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"Go on, then!" Layla calls to the gnoll forces. "Crawl back to your holes! Every wound you deal us heals; every wound we deal you is forever. Give up now or be destroyed!"

Her voice doesn't waver. She puts absolute confidence into it. 

If the gnolls come at them again, they probably lose. No-one has their crossbows loaded, and cleric channels aren't selective. They're lucky to have gotten this opportunity. Naila won't be able to rage again. She has spells, but most of them are useless in a fight.

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Fully a quarter of the attacking gnoll force is dead. The tribe will be long in recovering from this battle. 

They stare Layla down, greed and fear warring in their heads. 

At last their leader snarls and makes a turning handsign. 

The gnolls fall back. Cowardice has won out.

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Get back there you sniveling cowards - 

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Would you die for them? 

No?

Then don't be surprised when they're not willing to die for you.

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Bitch.

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Tomorrow I'll be ready for you with a full complement of combat spells. 

You lose this one. 

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And I'll stand with her, if it's the life of my first cleric since I returned on the line.

This doesn't mean we're friends.

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No, it doesn't. But I'm glad to see you at least hate Lamashtu as much as I do.

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"Let's move, people." 

The caravan reloads and pushes on, wary of any further attack. 

It is a game of cat and mouse, to some extent; the gnolls maneuver, trying to take the caravan by surprise, but they have no mounts and a highly-carnivorous metabolism that cannot maintain the steady pace of the caravan over many hours. Slowly, inexorably, they fall behind. 

Layla fords the Crook at a crossing she knows, and sets a double watch at night. If any gnolls come out of the desert they'll have to cross the river to get to her people.

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They don't try it.

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She wakes the camp as early as she can stand and forced-marches her people through the desert. They eat on the move of what supplies can be handed out down the line. Everyone is hungry. Everyone is tired. But they all know that if they fight again, they may not win a second time. 

It wears.

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Fayruz sings an old traveler's song, leading the group in familiar harmony. She knows they must press on. She has seen people die for less.

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The wind comes up, after a little while, and the song dies. They slog on through the sand and do their best to move. The camels haven't eaten or drunk. 

Nonetheless, it's move or die.

They camp again as late as Layla dares for a second night in the darkness. 

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The gnolls don't catch up.

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Just one more day to Tephu. 

Layla lets them stop for lunch after the morning's moving. The caravan naps in the heat of the day, with the sweltering sun beating down on their bedrolls. There's no point in pitching tents when they'd have to be taken down again in a few hours. 

The mood in the caravan is brighter, now. It feels like they've outrun the gnolls. They're safe now. They should be, at least. 

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Rana makes water, and they eat proper koshari again. 

She doesn't make any alcohol though. The mood is still too somber to celebrate. Hayat has a new scar, and Yasmin is flagging behind because she can barely sleep. They're deeply lucky to not have lost anyone.

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"Would anyone like to hear a story over koshari?", Layla asks. 

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Yasmin stares into her koshari bowl. Her eyes slip closed, then open again.

"... What?" She asks. 

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"I said, would anyone like to hear a story?"

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Yasmin just shakes her head.

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Fayruz looks over at Layla. "Give it time," she says. "I think anyone's taste for tales of adventure would be blunted by what we've been through this journey."

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"A happy story, then. Of home, not of adventures. Of a place where the papyrus grows and there are all the comforts of civilization."

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Yasmin manages a small smile at that. 

"I think I might like that." 

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"Alright, then. Once, in a city not far from here, there was a scribe who worked every day writing ledgers for a great merchant..." 

It's not her best attempt. But anything is worth it to put a smile back on Yasmin's face. She speaks of love, of comfort, of rest. Of what awaits them at journey's end. Of the city of Tephu, with its papyrus trade and many scribes. 

It must all seem so faraway to Yasmin now. But she must find it in her to say the words for her, even if it hurts to see her enthusiasm so dulled.

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She listens. She doesn't applaud at the end. But she eats her koshari, and when she gets up again she's a little restored. 

Nothing can really comfort her, but it helps to see Layla try.

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She really hopes Yasmin recovers. To have something like this happen on your first journey out leaves scars. Yasmin might even leave the caravan behind: Layla's seen it happen before.

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Still. There is nothing to do but to press on. 

She has the company break camp after lunch, and guides them onward. The last leg to Tephu.

She has the Crook to follow. It will guide them home. 

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Sometimes, all you can do is your best. Layla has always been better at mending others' hearts than her.

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Just a few more miles. Not long now. Then walls, people, civilization. The city of scribes. Safety. 

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The dunes turn to marshlands as the river spreads out. 

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She's in the right place. She follows the routes she knows across the papyrus marshes, and - 

A dock amid the marsh, with gatherers working the fields. They're home. 

"Tephu!" she bellows, and she spurs her camel on. 

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And there they are, the long-awaited city walls. Safety, of a kind.

It's been a long, long journey, but at last they are returned to civilization. 

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She knew her sister would succeed. She always does.

They stop outside the city walls, and begin to unload. It's time for pay to be made to all the caravan-guards and for the profits to be split between the company. 

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Layla does the needful quickly and efficiently, disbursing pay to everyone from the caravan's treasury. 

It's good to be home. There is much to be done, but it can wait a day or two. For now she wants to be with Rana and Naila.

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They retire to their tent, and collapse in a heap together in bed.

At last they can rest. 

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Naila takes her role as big spoon very seriously.

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Eventually, though, Layla has work to do. She has to lay in supplies, and plan the caravan's next move. And it would be good to know what the plans Bastet has for them are. 

She goes out to the market and buys one of every newspaper in the city, then brings all three back to her tent in Caravan's End to read them in privacy.

The first newspaper is the old reliable mouthpiece of the Pharaoh and the Vault of Abadar, the Tephu Scribe. The headline story is a new training program accepting scribal apprentices at the Great Library. It drones on and on about how great a service is being done to the Tephu economy by letting young men receive a proper education, etcetera, etcetera. 

The second newspaper is put out by a local merchant conglomerate in Caravan's End. It's the Caravanner's Companion. The headline story here is about increased gnoll activity in the wastes nearby. Wonderful, she's very glad that she heard about this now. 

The third newspaper is a shameful rag by the name of the Tephu Tell-All. Usually Layla wouldn't bother reading it, since it's always full of scurrilous rumors and the quality of the reporting is atrocious, but unlike the other papers from Tephu, the Tell-All skirts the line between lèse-majesté and safety. It's run by some anonymous consortium, likely a front for the Church of Calistria, and is printed on noticeably worse paper. 

The headline story here is that a new wonder drug promising ultimate sexual bliss has hit the shores of Osirion, going by the name "golden blood." It's supposed to originate from a newly-discovered portion of Calistria's realm in Elysium, and is supposed to cause such pleasure that people fall comatose from it and never recover. Buried in the second paragraph is a mention that it's a contraceptive and thus there have been arguments that it is legal under the pharaoh's new alchemical laws. The newspaper carefully implies but does not state that the Pharaoh has caused all this with his shocking inattention to the proper, upright way of living in Osirion. 

... new laws about contraceptives? That seems like a glimmer of truth in an ocean of bullshit. 

She goes back through the Tephu Scribe. Buried in small print on page ten under the law and society section there's a question and answer column about the Pharaoh's new decree regarding alchemical contraceptives. Married men are allowed to possess no more than a month's supply, alchemists may apply for a license to possess commercial quantities. 

If there's a new law, it must be in response to some new product on the market. Something changed the landscape so that the Pharaoh had to respond. The Caravanner's Companion would know about that.

She goes to the investment advice columns, and sure enough there's a column on what's called "amberwine", a recent alchemical formulation strictly controlled by the Church of Calistria in Absalom that, if taken regularly, promises to prevent one from getting with child. The column is deeply negative about its forecasted profitability, noting that House Avenstar has a stranglehold on the foreign market, that trading with it may lead to allegations of Calistrianism, and that in any case nobody in Osirion wants it. 

That has to be the worst investment advice she has ever heard.

She's found her amber drops, and the clinking sound of money to go with them. No upright Osirian man is going to be involved in this enterprise, but any Osirian woman with a thought in her skull is going to want access to this formula. It's a golden opportunity, and Bastet has given her a clear chance to seize it. 

There is the issue that she needs a good alchemist and a sample of the formula, but that's a detail. She knows what Bastet wants. The spirit will guide her.

"Rana," she says, looking up from her broadsheets. "I think you want to see this."

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Rana takes the papers, and nods. 

"A contraceptive, to free our sisters. Bastet must mean all the women in marriages they hate. We won't get there with these regulations, but if we trade carefully with those who have need of it..." 

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"You're proposing smuggling." 

Rana has always had too little respect for the law and her reputation. It's not that she disagrees, but the penalties for smuggling are serious, especially for women like themselves. Sentences of enslavement are not uncommon.

"We'll do more good if we can legitimize the contraceptive. Right now hardly anyone knows about it. The more widespread we can make it in Osirion, the more money we'll make and the more public opinion will shift. We just need to be at the forefront of the legal trade. Let the established smugglers do their work, they're better at it than us."

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"And how are we going to trade in it legally without an alchemist in the caravan?"

She sheafs through the papers. "I suppose we could try to sponsor Fahim for alchemical training, he's male, but he's amurrun and none of the reputable universities accept us. And I'm not sure he's sharp enough for it, to be blunt."

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"What, you don't know any alchemists who don't get along too well with the Pharaoh? I thought you knew everyone." 

Layla raises her eyebrows.

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"I know one, but he's a sad sack and not a very good alchemist either. Got his license, but failed at the business side of things. His father supports him. He's kind enough, but he's incredibly tiring to be around. Not really my kind of person." 

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Rana's judgement on these matters is usually good, but sometimes she cares more about if someone's fun to be with rather than a good business partner. She thinks she needs to meet this sad-sack alchemist. 

"Hmmmmm. I think we could make that work. We'd need a proper source of amberwine if we don't have someone capable of rederiving it, but the main point is to have someone licensed to possess commercial quantities of the formula. House Avenstar can't have a complete stranglehold on it, there's bound to be someone else trying to sell it. It's a lead, at least."

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"Alright. I'll arrange a meeting. In the meantime I think you should go test more charms in the marketplace; there's enough occult shops that you should be able to try many more holy symbols. And you should talk to the rest of the caravan about this contraceptive idea, put it to a vote. We'll probably have to make a trip up to Sothis to acquire the formula even if everything goes well, and I don't know if the caravan wants to move onward that soon, especially after the narrow escape we had earlier."

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The caravan is not actually a democracy, but it's still sensible to put things to votes. Rana's got the right idea. 

"I think I want to know if we have an alchemist or not before we put this to a vote. But the charms thing is sensible; I've been meaning to attempt it myself. We could make it a date, take Naila and whoever from the caravan wants to come."

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"You have fun with Naila, then. I'll take Kamil and go talk to our alchemist - he'll be more comfortable if I'm escorted." 

Rana's flat tone makes clear her contempt for the concept of a woman needing to be chaperoned. 

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"Alright. Let's move then, there's only so much daylight."

Layla ducks out of the tent, pushing aside the flap as she steps out into the sun. 

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Hayat is making soup, keeping her hands busy. She stirs her pot slowly, looking off into the distance. It smells like it's almost ready.

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Naila sits next to her, leant against a stack of ingredients. She watches the people go by around the camp. She's always wary in cities. Wary outside of cities too. Really, she's wary almost all the time. 

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Kamil stands a casual guard over the camp, mostly for the sake of appearances. His bow is slung against his back and his body is relaxed. 

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Rana emerges from the tent behind Layla and goes to talk to Kamil. Her hushed voice doesn't carry across the camp.

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Kamil nods and listens.

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"Hey, Naila," she says to her sister. "Want to make a round of the occult shops in town and see if we can find my spirit's symbol? I thought we could linger over it, have lunch in the city, you know, the usual." 

She looks over at Hayat. "You're invited too if you want to come."

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Hayat shakes her head. "I've had entirely too much excitement in the last few days," she says. "I want to stay in camp and be very, very bored for a while. You could ask Fayruz though, I think she'd be interested to spend time with you."

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Yeah, Fayruz likes it when there are real beds available for activities, and she's an old enough hand that she's probably unshaken by the attack.

She's not Layla's sister, but that's no reason not to invite her along. She's still fun to spend time with.

"I'll ask her, if you know where she is?"

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Hayat nods and spoons herself a bowl of soup. 

"She's reading in her tent."

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Naila nods. "I think I could use the company. Fayruz is always better in cities than me."

She stretches, then knits her fingers together behind her head.

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Layla steps back into the camp, and finds Fayruz leant against a tent-pole, a small, well-worn book of traveler's tales in her hands. 

"Hey," she says. "Fayruz. Want to come into town on a date with me and Naila? I want to try more holy symbols."

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Fayruz looks up from her book, puts in a small leather bookmark, and closes it. "I'm glad you thought of me," she says. "I'd love to. A trip into town is just what I need to shake off the ghosts of the road." 

She stands and rolls her shoulder, working out a kink in her back. Then she looks over at Naila by the cooking-fire. "Are you coming?"

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Naila gets up and joins them. "Yeah. Lead on, Layla."

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"We'll want the side streets near the Great Library. I know the way." 

Layla sets off with a steady, ground-eating stride, confident that her fellow caravanners will be able to keep up.

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Tephu bustles on. The Great Library has enough occult shops surrounding it that there's quite a few places to check. 

Over a few hours, they're able to eliminate all the old gods worth praying to, stop for a tense lunch, and move on to foreign deities. The atmosphere of the date was easy at first, but... with all the old gods eliminated, it's looking unfortunately likely that Layla's been chosen by some evil spirit. 

They try foreign gods, more out of a sense of hope than anything else. 

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"... There were coins in the vision," Layla says. "I know it's a long shot, but maybe there's some deity with a symbol of coins?"

 

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"It's worth trying, I guess."

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The Great Library has records on many thousand gods; and some of them have a symbol of coins.

For example, there is Kofusachi, the Tian-Hwan god of joy and prosperity. He's a patron to merchants and those who seek many pleasures. His symbol is a string with seven coins on it. 

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Well that's obvious, isn't it? It's got to be him. 

She braids seven of her copper pieces into a braid of knotwork, and tries it. 

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She channels positive energy.

Took you long enough, little wanderer.

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Wait wait wait, hold up, Sunaira isn't playing in the campaign? Layla is Kofusachi's character?

Didn't you say that you were going to play a catgirl, Sunaira? What gives?

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What, you think that the leader of a merchant caravan who never settles down and is in a polyamorous relationship with a cleric of Bastet is a character that I'd be better at playing than Kofusachi? He knows this kind of character like the back of his hand, so I'm handling some of his interests in Tian Xia so that he can do micro here for me. He grants the Trade domain and I can't, and it has a lovely personal power for this strategy that I'm sure Layla will enjoy. 

I wasn't lying though, I am going to play a catgirl. Just not this one.

Maybe don't say it out loud, I don't think Lamashtu has figured it out yet. 

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Right, okay, got you. I'll keep it quiet.

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"Well, that's good news. A patron of merchants and joy. He does seem your type."

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Layla laughs. "I was worried for a while there! But it turns out there was little to worry about. Let's head back to camp and see if Rana's got our alchemist yet." 

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"You said this was a date." Fayruz hooks her arm through Layla's. "I have certain expectations, and I'm sure Naila does too. We can be a little slow returning."

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"I agree with Fayruz. I haven't been in a proper bed for weeks."

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"Alright, alright. You two are so pushy sometimes."

There's no real heat behind the words. Sometimes, you just need to take a little time for yourself.

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Meanwhile, in a better part of town, on a small estate...

"So that's the proposal," Rana says. "Help couples have only as many children as they want, and all you need to do is provide your alchemist's license to the efforts. You wouldn't even have to brew anything. I expect it'll make you wealthy, and it'll get you out from under the roof of your father. You'll be making something of yourself, like he wanted you to. The journeys won't be very dangerous either, since they'll just be up and down the Asp from Sothis to the Three Cities. Few commoners would be able to afford the formulation anyway, so it's best to just trade between the major points." 

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Zamir looks down at his tattooed hand. "I see," he says. He looks over at Kamil. "This is your plan?"

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"Rana is more senior in the caravan than me," he says. "It's her plan. I'm just her escort."

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He adjusts his glasses, sighs. 

"I see. You want me to - risk what little reputation I have left on an untested, untried formula that can be used as an abortificant? That requires constant upkeep at a rate of fifty silver per day?"

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"How many families do you know where a woman has died in childbirth, leaving great grief behind in her wake? How many people's lives have been destroyed by children they didn't want because the man was too ardent in his devotion? I know it's bound to be controversial, but think of the lives you could save."

That's what Layla would say in her position, isn't it?

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"I understand, yes." 

Zamir crosses his arms. "It is deeply regrettable that so many women die in childbirth, and I agree that this has the potential to help heal that wound... I just worry that it may be used for other purposes that would be harmful to many." 

He shifts, knitting his fingers together. "As for my personal situation, I'm happy enough living with my father. I want for little, and barely have to work. I can have everything you offer of value without needing to enter into such a tainted deal."

He looks at her levelly. "I know your reputation, Rana. You're wanton, hedonistic, and shallow. I don't believe that you really mean to do well by the people you serve. I think you're just out to line your own pockets. At worst, you intend to actively corrupt the people of Osirion with this temptation you offer up to them. I don't believe you, and I won't have any part in this."

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Ugh. Of course Zamir has to be all lawful about it. 

"I understand. I think you would feel differently if you were to speak to my sister Layla. She's always been the responsible one in the family. May I arrange a meeting for you with her?"

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"I'm not interested, Rana." He fidgets with the rings on his fingers. "I won't send her away if she wants to speak to me, but I deeply doubt she'll be able to change my mind. It's simply not the kind of thing I want to do with my life."

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"Well, thank you for your time, nonetheless. I'll speak to Layla and we'll see what happens." 

She bows and looks over at Kamil. "Let's go."

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He nods, and they proceed out of the garden.

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Zamir watches them as they go. 

Something in him wants to say no, stop, turn around - 

He pushes it down. He's happy here. It's not worth the risk to his reputation. Just meeting with a shemtej of Rana's reputation, even escorted, is enough that he'll be managing it for days. He is an unmarried man, after all.

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Back in the sisters' tent in camp that evening...

"I talked to my alchemist," Rana says. "He said no. He might listen to you, though."

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"Who is this alchemist, anyway? What's his name? If your initial approach didn't work, we should plan our second one more carefully."

Layla sits cross-legged in the tent: her hands fit together the pieces of a bowl she wants to repair with Mending.

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"His name is Zamir. He's... pretty typical, as Osirian men go. He cares about women, but in kind of an abstract, distant way. He looked at Kamil as if he might have been the person who came up with our plan. He refused on the grounds that the contraceptive might be used as an abortificant and that he knew me by reputation and didn't trust that I'd handle it safely."

Rana turns her golden-cat charm over in her hands as the thinks. 

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"You say he's typical, but then he accepted a meeting with a shemtej woman of your colorful reputation. That's not usual. Do you know him already somehow? Why did he accept?"

Layla fits two pieces of the bowl together carefully and settles them so Mending will leave no lines behind. 

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"We shared a class together at the scribal college when I was learning my letters. I would have been... fourteen? He seemed fascinated by me when we were younger, he wouldn't stop looking at my ears. I've heard that he tried to set up an alchemy business with a shemtej partner before, but it fell through. They say the partner was unreliable, but... You know how the rumor mill treats us."

Rana runs a finger down the back of her golden cat charm, lips pursed.

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"So he prefers amurrun women? That's not so uncommon, even if most men would be loath to admit it."

She mends, then rolls the bowl over in her hands to check if her repair so far is solid.

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"The business partner was a man, I'm fairly sure, or else I would have heard much more interesting rumors." 

Rana shakes her head. "I think it's bigger than that. He says he's happy to live with his father, but I think that's a lie. He couldn't meet my gaze when he said it. He might not know it, but if you look at his history it's clear he's slowly dying from being cooped up in that estate with no-one but his family to speak to. The fascination with the amurrun - it's about escape, for him. He wants to be free like we are, even if he can't square it with what he's been taught."

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"I think you have the core of something, there, but if he needs to leave so badly, what makes him stay?" 

Layla strokes her hand along the surface of the bowl as she tests for any slight imperfection.

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"What makes anyone stay in a bad relationship? Habit. The fear of letting people down. The fear that escape will be worse. I've seen it a thousand times in the married women I sleep with."

Rana taps the charm in her hand. "It's all the same. There's never any good reason. Only the vain hope it will somehow get better."

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Layla shakes her head. "You've never seen that the way I do. Those women, the ones who turn to you - they stay out of love, some last ember of genuine desire for the people they're with. There are times when they are forced, when there is no other option, but I've seen many of them come to that realization and then act on it and escape. The ones who stay feel that... it's their duty somehow, to be good to the children, or to satisfy their partner, or whatever other reason that the situation is good and okay. And I think it might not be so different with this Zamir. You say he cares about his reputation..." 

She turns the bowl over again, settles another piece into place. 

"Does he care about others, this Zamir? Does he have a soft heart?"

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"I think so, yes. He was not unmoved by my appeals to the good of the married women who'd buy amberwine."

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"Then perhaps he is still confusing his good reputation for the fate of his soul," Layla says. "If he thinks that being honorable is what being good is."

She clicks another piece into place and fuses it to the bowl.

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"It is a common problem. So then he will not go because it would dishonor his father?"

She frowns. "I don't see why that could be the case. It's not as if there is some... agreement with his family that he must stay home and do nothing to advance himself. To the contrary, wouldn't his father want him to advance and succeed?"

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"It is a common fault of Lawful people that they get tangled up in their own rules. I doubt it's conscious for him; it just feels scary to act independently after he failed at his previous business, so he justifies it with a rule in his internal structure of this-is-how-I-must-be."

She turns the bowl over in her hands. "I think I know how to get this to work for us."

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"I must admit I don't see it."

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"We get his father to send him on our expedition. He won't dare refuse a command from him."

Layla snaps the last piece into place in her bowl. "Don't you think that's the obvious solution?"

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"And how do you propose to get a meeting with his father, much less convince him to send his son on this expedition?"

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"You forget, I am the formal head of the Golden Stone caravan. I have resources and contacts. I'll get one of my male, non-shemtej business partners to present the deal formally and act as if I am merely a middlewoman. Wouldn't any good Osirian father seize the opportunity to send his useless son off on a all-expenses-paid trading venture and perhaps broaden his horizons?"

She raises an eyebrow. "I doubt it'll be hard."

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"It could work. I don't see how you're going to get around the fact that you're a Shemtej trading in amberwine, though."

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"Trust me. I don't think you understand how oblivious most men are. He'll probably think the trading venture will fail, but who cares? It's free travel for his son and he doesn't have to pay his upkeep. If the venture succeeds then his son is out of his hair for good. Never mind that the trade is in some obscure alchemical formulation."

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Rana pauses in thought for a long moment, then nods.

"Alright. We'll try it your way."

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The next morning, in a merchant hall in the city...

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"... So that's the proposal. All you need to do is pitch the idea for us and if you succeed you'll get a finder's fee for your part in securing our talent. I trust you don't mind representing us in this matter?"

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"It's a straightforward enough idea, and you've always maintained a good reputation in Caravan's End. I'll present your proposal to Haidar."

Layla's usually decent at finding opportunities, so he appreciates the tip that this mysterious 'amberwine' might be worth looking into a little more on his own time. In the meantime, it's only an hour of his time to present the scheme, and Layla's pay is better than market rate for this kind of service.

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"Wonderful. I'll be in attendance if things start to go sideways."

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A few hours after that, Isam, Layla and Kamil are ushered into a small sitting room that overlooks the papyrus fields, where they sit on long couches together and await Zamir's father Haidar. 

Haidar is a busy man. A retired former adventurer and an educated man, he spends most of his time overseeing the work of his small estate these days.

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Layla sits quietly like the model Osirian woman and does nothing. It's in Isam's hands now.

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After about thirty minutes, Haidar sweeps into the room. 

He's a giant of a man, six foot two and a solid slab of muscle. He has the kind of physique only possible in adventurers, and a red gemmed headband rests on his forehead. 

"So," he says. "I hear you have a business proposal regarding my son."

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Isam stands and bows. "I do, sir. It is a simple enough proposal. I represent the interests of the Golden Stone caravan, which is interested in shipping cargoes of amberwine from Sothis to the Three Cities. They require the services of a licensed alchemist to transport such cargo legally; your son is such an alchemist. As such, they are prepared to provide him with room, board, and a generous wage to attend the caravan and ensure that their cargo is legally transported."

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"Amberwine, hm. That is an interesting cargo. I take it that you're having difficulties finding an alchemist willing to accept an association with such a cargo." 

Haidar strokes his beard. "Still... It would get him out of the estate..." 

His brows draw together as he considers Isam. "I would like to ask you some simple questions about your business." 

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"Please, go ahead."

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Haidar looks Isam in the eye. "To the best of your knowledge, does the Golden Stone caravan intend to fully obey the letter and spirit of the law regarding the distribution and possession of amberwine?"

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"Yes, I believe so."

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Haidar's gaze goes to Layla, still sitting on the couch. "That proves little. However, you would know."

He crosses his arms and stares Layla down. "Do you fully intend to obey the letter and spirit of the law regarding the distribution of amberwine in Osirion, as Caravan Leader of the Golden Stone caravan?" 

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"Yes, sir. I do." 

And she will just leave out that she is less certain that Rana can answer that question with such a strong yes.

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Haidar's eyebrows rise. "Are you prepared to repeat that under Abadar's Truthtelling?"

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There would be no point to saying it if she couldn't.

"I am, sir."

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Haidar nods. "What wages would you be providing my son?"

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She quotes the fee. It's not overgenerous for the services of an alchemist, but is likely the best pay Zamir would have seen in years.

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"Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrm." 

Haidar's whole chest rumbles as he considers the problem. 

"... I am tentatively inclined to agree. Let's have that Truthtelling."

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"Of course, sir."

Osirian men: always suspicious of a deal that seems too good. Still, she's telling the truth, and the spell will only confirm it.

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The temple of Abadar is quite willing to have her repeat her answer to exactly that question under Abadar's Truthtelling for a small fee. 

She passes the truthtelling, and is asked no more questions. 

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"You'll have my son," Haidar rumbles after a long minute's consideration. "It will do him good. And if this business venture fails, you will see him safely back to my estate, out of your own pocketbook. We are agreed?"

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"I'm sure Layla will agree to such a simple provision."

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"Of course, sir." 

She's tired of those words, but she's achieved everything she wants. There's no reason to seem ungrateful.

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Haidar waves one meaty hand. "My son will join your caravan in a few hours. Be ready to receive him." 

Then he walks off, back towards his estate. 

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Well. That went about as well as could be expected.

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A few hours later, Zamir arrives at camp with an adventurer's pack on his back. It looks like he's massively overequipped for his journey, by Layla's standards; he even has a collapsible eleven-foot-pole on there. He seems to be equipped to rob tombs, not take a simple journey up and down the Asp to Sothis. 

He pushes up his glasses and nods to Fahim, who Layla's asked to attend her for Zamir's comfort. 

"I'm here," he says. He looks around at the small crowd by the ashes of the fire; Hayat and Fayruz are playing the pharaoh's game, walking their pieces across the small board to rolls of triangular dice as Layla and Fahim watch. "Which of you is Layla?"

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"I am. Your father sent you?"

How he replies to this question will tell her much, she thinks.

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He flinches for an instant, but does his best to cover it. There's nothing wrong with being a dutiful son. It hurts to have it thrown in his face that he's a failure, but it's nothing more than everyone else does. 

"He did. I've heard you offer generous pay. Where should I set up my tent?"

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She catches the flinch. Zamir is not happy about his father, and who could blame him? But he doesn't complain. To him it's just the way of the world. 

Haidar won't even let his son stay on the estate while they negotiate in town. She feels sorry for both of them.

"Anywhere in camp is fine. Stay within the circle of the outermost tents, there are other caravans that need that space. Would you like help setting up?"

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"I'm sure I can manage," Zamir lies. His father has shown him how to set up a tent many times, after all. It's not his fault that he's never really been any good at it. 

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He has no clue how to, does he? 

She's in an awkward position now. If she sends someone then he'll feel like she doesn't trust him, but also she doesn't want him to make a fool out of himself in front of everyone in camp by being poor at setup and takedown. 

She'll err on the side of caution. "Alright. Please don't hesitate to ask if you want assistance. It's no shame to you to need a hand, I know you're not a caravanner."

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He nods to Fahim. "Would you escort me?" he asks. 

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Fahim gets up from the board. "Of course," he says. 

He walks over to Zamir. "I might as well help with the tent as well, if you're going to have me for an escort."

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"... I suppose so."

Zamir casts around the camp for a place to set up his tent, and finally settles on a small area next to Yasmin's tent. 

The floating disk hovers along behind him, and he begins to set up.

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Fahim follows along and starts helping Zamir unload his disk. 

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Well, that seems to be under control. 

One alchemist hired. Now she just needs to arrange the trip downriver... 

This might work out after all.

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A few hours later, Layla's done the calculations to head downriver and doesn't like what she's seeing. She doesn't want to go overland, it's filled with gnolls, but stabling the camels for the whole duration of her trip upriver and downriver again is expensive and useless, and it splits up the caravan in a way she deeply dislikes. She could send her people off on another trading mission, maybe with Kamil at the head... but that risks her coming back to no caravan at all. She should be at the head of her people. 

She could sell the camels and purchase them again later, but she deeply dislikes that as well. 

It just makes more sense to go overland - she just doesn't know if she can make it profitable as well, given the extra guards she'd have to hire to have a good chance of survival.

"Rana," she says. "Do you know any seasoned adventurers who would be willing to guard a caravan against increased gnoll activity for less than this amount?" She passes over the ledger book. 

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"I know one. You wouldn't like him, though. He's in it for the thrill of it and the circles, so he charges less than most. He's a sorcerer though, and more than strong enough to protect the caravan single-handedly. We had a thing for a while, but..." 

Rana shrugs one shoulder. "Basically I'd have to bribe him with sex, but I don't mind that too much. He doesn't mind taking the necessary precautions. It could get a bit messy emotionally but I don't think he'd just leave us in the lurch. Up to you."

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"So you figure he'd get us there?"

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"Yeah, I think he would."

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"Then I'm willing to risk it. It's better than being killed by gnolls or leaving behind the camels to eat a hole in our budget; we'll be able to take a proper cargo downriver to Sothis and the camels will earn their keep. I'll take one handsy adventurer over a large dent in my budget any day." 

Layla scoops together her materials. "Let's go meet this man. What's his name?"

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"Baqir. He'll be at the Inn of the Desert Winds drinking this time of day. Let's go grab him before someone else does."

And with that, Rana sweeps out of the tent.

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People crowd the Inn of the Desert Winds, as usual. There's a man playing the sitar in a corner and many merchants negotiating deals at the various tables. Adventurers cluster in small groups, hiring out their services to all comers. 

Rana beelines for a man in a showy suit with a heavy fur stole - the attire of a wizard who doesn't have to deal with the heat and the sand.

"Baqir," she calls. "It's good to see you!" 

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He turns to look towards Layla with his good eye. "Well look who it is," he purrs. "Rana, after all these months. Finally made it back from down the Crook, huh? Looking for good old me?" He raises an eyebrow. "Here to buy me another drink, are you?"

He settles back against the bar with a natural ease, his too-pretty face full of smiles. "And I see you've brought your lover, too. Glad you could join us, Layla. I take it it's serious. I hope Naila hasn't gone and died on you two?"

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"She's fine, Baqir. We wanted you as our escort north to Sothis, actually." Rana slides onto the bar next to Baqir and waves to the bartender. "A drink for this fine man," she says. 

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Layla can't help but wince a little. This is the kind of behavior that gets her sister her reputation - ordering drinks at taverns for adventurers in front of everyone - but it's tactically useful so she kind of has to let it pass. 

"Should I give you two some space," she asks. "If you'd like to catch up?"

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"Wouldn't that be scandalous, leaving your sister unescorted with a strange man?" Baqir's voice drips with contempt. "Do what you like, I'm not your mother. And I don't think you Shemtej do obey-your-mother anyway, so scratch that comment, I'm just not anyone to you. Go back to your caravan if this is too much for you."

Baqir stretches and accepts his drink from the bartender. "Your lover's told me ever so much about you, you know. Wouldn't it be a shame if the Golden Stone Caravan was known to associate with someone like me.

He reaches over and brushes Rana's hair out of her face. "Come now, let's leave your sister out of this if she wants so little to do with me."

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What a fucking slimeball. 

Layla schools her face carefully neutral. "I understand," she says. "In that case I'll leave Rana be. She can make her own decisions." 

This was Rana's idea. She can let Rana handle it. She doesn't need to deal with this creep.

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Rana rolls her eyes, but doesn't brush Baqir's hand away. 

"It's alright," she says. "Me and Baqir go way back. He's only teasing." 

She looks over at him. "You are only teasing, right?"

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"Of course. It's just fun to see how much I can get the goat of someone like your sister who thinks she's open-minded." 

He takes a drink of his wine and leans in against the bar. "So what is going on that you need poor little old me?"

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"Gnolls," Rana says. "Lots of them. They attacked us on the way in and we had a narrow escape. We simply thought that someone who had the ability to cast a few Fireballs would come in handy on our way up to Sothis."

She smiles. "And I know you can sling those with the best." 

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"It's true, it's true. And how do you plan to pay me for this service?"

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"In kind, primarily. We have money, of course, but I know that's not what you adventure for. I can promise you a fight worthy of your talents with little risk, a comfortable journey north to Sothis, and plenty of company on the way."

She wiggles her eyebrows.

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Layla doesn't know how Rana manages to keep a straight face through such a blantant proposal, but then, she's not her.

She just sits at the bar and listens.

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"You think that's enough, huh?" 

He tilts his head. "Yeah, maybe it is. If you're speaking for your sister, that is."

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He's based his willingness to do this on being able to screw her, hasn't he? 

"Yes," she says. "Rana speaks for me." 

That... can be dealt with later. She'll take the chance. It is a very good deal.

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"Then I'll do it for free. Payment in kind and keep only. There are some things you just can't buy, you know?" 

He rolls his shoulder. "I'll get my things together. When are you leaving for Sothis?"

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"Thank you, Baqir." Rana raises her glass. "A toast to our new venture." 

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"Yeah, sure, whatever." Baqir clinks his glass against Rana's. 

"Let's get this done."

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This one is definitely going to be trouble. Hopefully not more trouble than he's worth. 

Still, the graceful thing is to nod. "Let's get this done."

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Rana tosses back her glass of wine and stands. "We'll be leaving day after tomorrow, Baqir. We'll call on you when we're ready to depart."

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"Finally, an answer to my question. Alright. See you then."

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Rana gets up, and with a small glance sideways at Layla, sweeps from the inn.

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And she'll follow. 

She's not sure she likes this deal, but it's the best shot they've got. 

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And time rolls on. 

Layla and Rana take a brief lesson together at the Great Library to try and train their newfound sorcerer abilities, but it proves less than helpful. Their wild talents don't fit into the regimented program of study, and in any case they only have a day in the city to train and many preparations to make for leaving. The one-hour lesson is enough for both of them to successfully cast Prestidigitation from the instructor's model, but that's all they have to show for it.

It's going to be a long journey - almost a month long, though there will be a few small towns along the way. They'll be traveling mostly in the Sphinx Basin, after all. The midpoint waystop is the small town of Kalit, which keeps the oral history of many travelers back and forth between the grander cities. The larger town of Djefet used to be the main waystop, but its people are now afflicted by a wasting curse: no wise traveler rests there anymore.

Layla and Rana prepare as best they can. They buy a cargo of papyrus to bring upriver to Sothis, and lay in feed for the camels and for the travelers themselves. Lost gear is replaced: worn gear is mended. Given that Baqir is essentially working for free, they should be able to make a tidy profit on this leg of the journey as well. 

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Of course, all this assumes that they don't end up deeply regretting spending thirty-odd days mostly out in trackless desert with Baqir as their primary bodyguard.

It's a serious risk, but it's the one they've chosen. She's just got to hope that Rana knows what she's doing.

The morning of their departure comes.

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Baqir is right on time, still in his heavy fur coat. He's got an ornamental rapier by his side and sparkling jewels in his ears. 

His gaze sweeps the camp. 

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Fayruz is making final preparations with Hayat: her hands hold a camel still as Hayat loads it.

She gives Baqir a cool look. She knows his type.

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Batul stands guard, ready to leap to the defense of the caravan if need be. 

She's always been an early riser. It's part of her Way.

She assesses Baqir in turn. His reputation precedes him.

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Fahim simply nods to Baqir as he resettles a load on one of the other camels. He's here on duty for the job they paid for; that's all that needs to be said.

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When Baqir comes into view, Layla's ready. She's already told Yasmin and Munir to stay out of sight further down the column. Zamir keeps his own company anyway, so he's not a factor. She just needs to maneuver this brash man so he sticks to his duty and causes no further trouble for her. 

"Baqir." Her tone is cordial. "Welcome to the caravan."

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"Layla! It's good to see you. And I see you've brought out a few fine specimens for me to peruse as well. Very good of you." He nods to Batul, Fayruz and Hayat each in turn. "You'll want me at the head of the column, I assume?"

He stretches his arms out, then interweaves his hands behind his head. "Much as I'd like to look at these fine ladies all day, I do have a job to do."

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"Yes. You'll be wanted by my right hand at the head of the column. The first into any danger, and the last out. I know you prefer it that way." 

And if this too-pretty man dies of a gnoll attack, she will perhaps not mourn him overlong.

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"Lead on, then, fearless leader." He winks with his good eye. "And Rana will be joining us there, and Naila?"

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"By turns, yes. As will the caravan's other senior guards." 

Layla gestures to where she'll be leading the caravan from. "I'm sure you'll have plenty of time to learn the faces of everyone in the caravan."

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"I hope so. It would be a shame to be a stranger to you all, since I'm helping you out of the goodness of my heart and all." 

Baqir slips a gold piece out of his pocket, and strides over to the head of the caravan as he tosses and catches it. "I hope the gnolls try us, too. I've got a combat preparation ready and it would be a waste if it didn't go to use."

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Hoo boy. It's going to be a full-time job managing this man.

Rana should join her soon. She knows Baqir better than her, she should have more of a handle on this.

For now she takes up a position next to Baqir and calls down the line. 

"Everything loaded and settled?"

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"Yes, Layla!"

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"Everything's done here, Layla!"

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"The guards are ready, Layla. Camp's been broken. Rana and Naila should come up from the rear any minute now."

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"Heh." 

Baqir looks off into the desert sands. His coin jumps from hand to hand, back and forth.

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A few moments later, Rana comes up the line. 

"All camels are loaded and ready," she reports. "Everyone's done their final checks and we're ready to go."

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Naila comes up next to her. 

"I can confirm it," she says. "The guards are armed and ready to move."

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"Then let's go, people. Sothis isn't getting any closer."

Layla mounts up onto her camel, and the caravan moves. 

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Baqir walks, slow and steady. His gaze scans the dunes. 

It seems he's less talkative when he's on the job.

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Oh good. She doesn't have to listen to Baqir talk all the way to Sothis. 

It's a small mercy, but she'll take it.

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Rana settles in next to Baqir, a patient minder.

She brought him on board, so it's on her head if he harms the caravan.

For now they move together in silence.

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Eventually it's time to make camp for lunch. Layla has a few things she needs to attend to.

First of all, she's been given Detect Evil this morning by Kofusachi, and she needs to cast it to confirm her suspicions about Baqir.

Secondly, there's a question she never got an answer to from Rana earlier, which is becoming decidedly more pressing. 

"Naila," Layla says to her sister. "You're with Baqir on guard duty. I'll see to getting you two some food. Rana, you're with me to help unload cookware."

She falls back down the line with her sister, leaving Naila to shepherd Baqir.

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Baqir doesn't even turn to look. He stares out at the desert sands as if he could summon more gnolls with sheer force of will.

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Naila watches with him, similarly focused.

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Layla unloads a camel further down the line, out of Baqir's earshot. 

"I really should have asked this earlier," she whispers to Rana. "But - what's Baqir using for contraception? I thought you said he used Alter Self but the only thing I can think of him doing with that is turn himself into a girl during sex, and he really does not seem the type."

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"He has a permanent curse for infertility. He's testified to me that it exists and is reliable under truth magic."

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Layla's eyebrows rise. "A curse of infertility? Don't those usually...?"

Bestow Curse was a fairly blunt tool, last she checked. She can't imagine that Baqir would have willingly chosen to destroy his own sex life.

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Rana shakes her head. "Not if you get them cast by a practiced Calistrian cleric they don't."

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Layla frowns. "He really must have gone to some lengths. That's - uncharacteristic of what I've seen of him -"

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Rana shrugs. 

"The point is it exists. I'm not going to fall pregnant by him any time soon, if that's your concern."

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Layla unloads a heavy cooking pot from the back of the camel and passes it to Fayruz.

"That's not all I called you over for, though. I received Detect Evil this morning from Kofusachi. I think he's trying to tell us something about our bodyguard. Can you distract Baqir while I cast it discreetly?"

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"Of course." Rana smiles slightly. 

She goes back down the line towards Baqir, this time with a little sashay in her step. 

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That would be effective on Baqir, wouldn't it.

She ducks behind the camel and casts Detect Evil as quietly as she can. Then, still maintaining concentration, she goes and looks at Baqir. 

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Baqir laughs and gestures broadly, looking over at Rana. His gaze is in the complete opposite direction. 

He detects very faintly as Evil.

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It's as she suspected, then.

She sweeps the caravan with the power just in case. There are no other auras of evil.

Well. That will need talking over with Rana.

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Hang on just a moment, there's a standard Bestow Curse wording for infertility?

Calistria, you've been holding out on me.

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You never asked, darling. And it is one of the things that gives my hetaera their stranglehold on the brothel trade. That's not free to give out. 

You should have realized already. One of your own priestesses had it cast on her, after all. How do you think that Kumi didn't fall pregnant before you accepted her?

She wasn't a spellcaster herself. She just enjoyed the benefits that every Absalom courtesan does by virtue of their membership in the Guild.

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I see. Any chance you'll popularize that wording once birth control becomes more widespread and you start to lose your monopoly?

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I'll think about it. In the meantime, I think you have other business to attend to. In Tian Xia.

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Right. 

We'll talk about this more later.

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A few minutes later, Rana and Layla reconvene. 

"So," Rana asks. "Is he evil?"

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Layla sighs. "Yes."

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"I'm not very surprised. He's an ass to women. But given that he's using contraception and that he's been killing evil things for a living, I'm a little surprised he's not Neutral."

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"I feel we should talk to him about it. He's got to know, right? If he's strong enough to have an aura..."

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"Do you really expect that conversation to go well?"

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"I know, I know." Layla sighs. "I'll think about it. For now, watch him."

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"Of course."

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She keeps Baqir posted on guard duty over lunch. It's only a temporary solution but it will buy her a little time.

The mood in the camp is tense. Yasmin and Munir are still hiding further down the column and everyone misses their presence. More than a few looks are cast Baqir's way by Fayruz and Hayat.

They eat, and depart once more.

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The sun beats down on the caravan, and the sands wend on. 

Baqir doesn't talk much, and when he does talk it's to Rana. 

Eventually the sun starts to set. It's time to rest for the night.

Back to dealing with Baqir in the camp. She could post him to guard duty again or she could let him join them for supper. 

She's going to have to bite this bullet eventually. Better to do it now while she can still keep an eye on him. 

"Make camp!" She calls back down the line.

Then she goes and grabs Kamil.

 "You're on watch," she tells him. "Stay sharp."

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"Of course." He nods to Layla and takes Baqir's place.

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"Finally time to rest, hm?" Baqir stretches. "No gnolls today, more's the pity. Alright. Let's eat."

He wanders into the center of camp, by where the cookfire is being set up, and makes himself at home. 

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Rana joins him. She seems to have decided not to make alcohol tonight.

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Fayruz is managing the cookpot, as usual. 

She looks up at Baqir. "Hospitality," she says. "Koshari will be ready in a few minutes."

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"Hospitality," Baqir replies. "I'm eager to try it."

He looks over at Rana and raises an eyebrow. "Been a while since I last saw you," he says. "How's it been? We didn't really have time to catch up in town earlier."

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"You know, the usual travel up and down the river. That close gnoll encounter I told you about."

She interlaces her fingers. "What have you been up to?"

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"The usual contract work. Giving the local gnoll tribes reason to steer clear of travelers. Killing the occasional hydra in the river. That kind of thing."

He settles in. "I needed to get back to Sothis anyway, so this is fairly convenient for me."

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"Still not able to hang a Teleport, huh?"

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"I'm working on it." 

Baqir slips a hand into the inside pocket of his coat and pulls out a small notebook. "I got you something in town, actually." He offers it to Rana. "Open it."

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Rana raises her eyebrows, but flips through the notebook's pages. 

Each page bears a single pressed flower, with notes around the edges of it detailing its type and significance.

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Layla's actually a little charmed, and she's not even the one recieving the notebook. She wouldn't have thought Baqir would have been the kind of person to offer thoughtful gifts. 

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"Sister, would you like to see?"

Rana holds out the notebook.

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"Certainly. Pass it here."

Layla takes the notebook and flips through it herself. There are many small notes in a close flowing cursive.

"Is this your handwriting, Baqir?"

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"No, no, mine's nowhere near that precise. I had the flower-seller make some notes for me, that's all. I know Rana's interested in natural history, so..."

Baqir settles his hands in his lap. "It's a trifle, really. I only had two days to find something."

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Layla passes the pressed-flower book back to Rana and simply nods.

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"Koshari?" Fayruz looks up from her cooking pot.

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"Please." Baqir offers up his bowl.

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Fayruz fills it, then moves on to fill the bowls of the others at the fire - Fahim, Batul and Hayat. They're talking among themselves in low voices.

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Layla accepts a bowl as well, and starts in on the meal.

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Baqir tries the koshari.

"This is quite good," he says. "My compliments to the chef. I particularly like the lentils you selected, they're good-quality. You have a sense of your ingredients. The chickpea garnish works well too."

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Fayruz nods. "Thank you," she says. "It's a family recipe. The biggest compliment you can pay me, though, is to let none of it go to waste."

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"Of course." Baqir digs into his meal.

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It seems Baqir is at least capable of being civil for brief periods. She doesn't know why she's surprised. 

He's still Evil...

Layla digs into her own koshari. 

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After a few minutes Baqir hands his bowl back. 

"Where shall I sleep tonight?" he asks. "I've brought my own tent, but if Rana would like my company...?"

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She honestly had not expected Baqir to give Rana the option

"It's up to her," she says. "Rana?"

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Rana looks over at Baqir, coolly assessing him. 

"... I think I'd like to sleep with Baqir tonight," she says. "We have a lot to discuss."

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"Whatever your heart desires, sweet Rana."

He gets up fom the fireside and unslings his Bag of Holding, from which he disgorges a tent. 

"Care to help me set up?"

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"Of course." 

Rana gets up from the fire and starts helping Baqir set up his tent.

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No crisis?

No crisis. 

Okay. She will have to talk to Rana in the morning.

For tonight, she'll sleep alone. Naila's on the opposite watch to her.

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A few days pass in this manner. No gnolls are sighted as they cross the wastes. Baqir is civil at meals and even a little charming. Rana and Baqir share their tent and Rana babysits him when he's around the caravan. Munir and Yasmin stay with the other clan, further down the caravan line.

Layla doesn't ask what her sister is doing to keep Baqir happy. She doesn't want to hear the details, and she trusts Rana. 

The question of whether to ask Baqir why he's Evil hangs unresolved. Things seem settled enough, and that's enough to make Layla hesitate to ask.

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The peace can't last, though. One morning Baqir comes back from his morning watch sporting a purpling bruise along his collar. 

He's quiet about it, but the fact that Rana won't talk to him says a lot.

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Layla draws Rana aside from the campfire and brings her back into the privacy of her own tent, leaving Naila to watch over Baqir.

"Okay," she says. "What happened?"

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"I got woken up by Baqir between my legs with my skirt off. To be fair, I had gone to bed nude. I thought he was a gnoll in the darkness and kicked him and went for my dagger."

Rana crosses her arms and lets out a huffed breath. "He surrendered and apologized as soon as I pulled my knife. Apparently he thought it would be a great idea to wake me with head in the morning. He says he'd been up for an hour already doing his spell preparations."

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"Well that's a mess and no mistake. I can see him - trying to do a good thing for you, in a very stupid way - but seriously, does the man have no common sense? We're in the middle of the wastes and it was the middle of the night. He's lucky you didn't stab him." 

She crosses her arms. "Do you trust his intentions were actually good?"

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Rana pinches the bridge of her nose. "If he'd wanted to rape me he could have just cast Charm Person on me while I was asleep. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this. Even though I think it was deeply stupid of him."

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Layla's brows draw together. "You're sure you have a handle on this? I don't want you to end up - seduced by him by inches -"

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"I expected something like this eventually. It's a pattern with him. If he can justify to himself that he's doing the right thing by a sexual advance..."

She touches her thumbnail to her lips. "He knows he screwed up. That will buy us some days before he expects me to come back to his arms. It also provides us with a good reason to ask him why he's Evil. I think we should take the opportunity."

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"Alright. You do know him better than me. I just - I don't want you to fall for this man when we both know he won't treat you well."

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"A little late for that, don't you think? We're already exes. We tried. We failed. This is admittedly a second shot at things, but he hasn't changed. I cared about him once, but he keeps doing things like this and it's not easy to keep caring when he's so lousy at it himself. Trust me. I know his tricks. I'll be fine."

She smiles wryly. "I don't think even he's stupid enough to rape me in the middle of a camp of twenty-something people in the middle of the desert. We'd just slit his throat and leave his body on the sand. Gnolls got him. Even if he fireballed the whole caravan and lived, he'd then have to make the trek back to civilization with no guide and no support, and explain why only he survived to the authorities. I don't think he's that dumb."

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"That's deeply brutal math you've worked out there. Let's very much hope it never comes to that."

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"Indeed." 

Rana stretches. "So, shall we invite him back to our tent to explain himself? With Naila present?"

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"I think that would be a smart move."

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A few minutes later, the bruised Baqir is summoned into the caravan leaders' tent. 

He seems tired and sullen. He barely nods to Layla.

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"So, Baqir. I'm sure you know why we've called you here."

She sighs. "It's not the kind of mistake a shemtej would make, or someone who genuinely cared about his partner. Nonetheless, I recognize that you were likely trying to... give Rana a present, of a kind. And intent does matter a little. So. I am probably going to give you another chance. But I want answers, first."

She crosses her arms and stares him down. "Why do you detect as Evil? I had a cleric I trust sweep you before you came to the caravan. I want an answer in your own words."

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"I..." Baqir sighs. "Before I got my curse done, one of the women I had sex with died in childbirth."

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"You never shared this with me." Rana frowns. "It does explain why you might have gone to such lengths, though."

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"It's not something I'm proud of."

Baqir sighs again. "I've been defending caravans for years since then. Hasn't worked it off yet. I know I'm damned. Might as well have some fun in the meantime."

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"You could have gotten an Atonement." Layla looks at Baqir thoughtfully. "If it means so much to you."

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Baqir snorts. "What, from a priest of Abadar? They would have seen me enslaved for adultery. That's not justice, you know that."

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"You could have gone to a temple of Sarenrae..."

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"I don't want to talk about it." 

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Layla sighs. 

Baqir at least seems to be telling the truth. She could prepare Touch of Truthtelling for the morning, but that would require telling Baqir that she's a cleric. And that doesn't seem likely to end well. 

She'll discuss it with Rana, but for now, she thinks she believes Baqir's story. The way it weighs on him... has the feeling of truth.

"Alright. Go get some breakfast. This had better not happen again."

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"As you say." 

Baqir lets himself out of the tent.

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And the caravan wends their way along. 

Baqir keeps more to himself over the next few days. He's sullen and quiet, still nursing the bruise on his shoulder.

And eventually...

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A gnollish force intercepts them in the middle of the day. It's twice their size - a good forty or so gnolls with a half-dozen hyenas, moving in loose formation. The gnolls bear spears. Some of them have bows, too. They're making no disguise of their movements. They're lead by another heavily-armored, black-furred gnoll with a proper sword and shield.

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Finally, a little stress relief.

They're bunched and moving in formation, and clearly intend to intercept the caravan. He doesn't need an order for this: It's a perfect opportunity. 

Fireball.

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6d6 = 22 fire damage.

Reflex DC 10 (base) + 3 (Spell circle) + 3 (Charisma) + 2 (Greater Spell Focus: Evocation) = DC 18

Three of the roughly 20 first-level gnolls caught in the blast survive, badly burnt. The rest die instantly, along with one of the hyenas that was caught in the blast. (The second one lives.) The third-level sergeants live, as does the sixth-level leader; but the bulk of the gnoll fighting force is instantly wiped out. There's not even a crater in the sand; fireballs exert almost no pressure.

 

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What a joke.

Baqir applauds the gnolls as the fire dissipates, leaving burning wreckage in its wake.

"Well done," he calls. "Very clever."

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Fuck this, nobody told us they had someone who could cast Fireball.

The gnolls scatter to the four winds. It's every gnoll for himself.

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He's tempted to throw a second one after them for good measure, but that would be a waste of good spells. If they form up again into a fighting force he'll destroy them. It's that simple. 

"Glad you brought me now?", he asks Layla.

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"I will admit that was impressive." 

Almost excessive, in fact. But she's not going to complain when it's the lives of everyone in her caravan at stake.

"Let's keep moving."

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"As you say."

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Rana goes back to Baqir's tent that night, and stays. 

It would seem he is forgiven.

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And the caravan marches on. 

Until one morning...

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They've just passed the night in one of the villages on their route, and are camping at the edge of it. It's relatively safe territory, given that they're still out in the middle of nowhere. They have fresh onions for the pot and are taking a slower day. 

Baqir's off in his tent, probably having sex with Rana; so Layla is left at the fire to collect her morning soup and chat with Hayat, Fahim and Fayruz as they take a small rest. They'll be making Kalit within the week if nothing goes wrong. 

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Zamir comes out of his tent to collect his morning soup, but rather than retreat back to his tent as he usually does, this morning he clears his throat and looks around. 

"Um," he says. "Do you mind if I join you all?"

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Keeping his own company all this time when the caravan's so obviously close-knit finally got to him, huh? 

Layla nods. "Of course," she says. "Please, sit."

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Fayruz offers him a bowl of soup. "Careful," she says. "It's hot."

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Fahim nods back. 

"So," he says. "What's there to talk about?"

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"I really think these onions are the best batch yet, for the soup. They're more mellow, a little less harsh. Very sweet. And it's always a treat to have fresh bread on the road." She gestures with a bun from the village's single clay oven. "Have you tried these, Zamir?"

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"No, I can't say I have." He makes no move to take the offered bun. "I..." He looks down at his lap.

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Fahim raises an eyebrow. "Not used to speaking to women?"

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Zamir opens his mouth, then closes it again. 

"... not in such a... informal context," he admits. "Most of the time I'm not in... groups where women are in the majority."

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Fahim claps him on the shoulder. "You'll get used to it. I know they put a lot of rules into your head about what's right and what's not to do with women, but it's different on the road. Don't worry, everyone's nervous the first time they travel with us. We do have a reputation. No thanks to Rana."

Fahim looks over at Hayat and winks.

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"We're not all like my sister," Layla says. "She's... A bit overenthusiastic, at times. And just because we have less rules doesn't mean we don't care about each other."

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Hayat draws Fahim in with an arm around his waist, and kisses his shoulder. 

"Don't think that you're going to steal my Fahim anytime soon." She grins.

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"Now, now, Hayat, no need to tease..."

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Zamir flushes a little at the idea of "stealing" Fahim, and ducks his head to focus on his soup. 

"I don't..." He bites the inside of his cheek. "I don't - it's shallow, between two men - I mean..."

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"I think you have more rules in your head than even your father put there," Fahim observes. "There's nothing wrong with two men having a relationship, is there? After all, no-one's going to get with child, so..." 

Fahim raises an eyebrow. "Not that Hayat would let me, of course."

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"I don't know, if you tried to convince me hard enough..." 

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Fahim lightly swats Hayat. "Alright, alright, I think that's gone far enough. Let's not scandalize Zamir."

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Zamir is studiously inspecting his bowl of soup.

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"Please don't take things too seriously," Fayruz says. "We all like to tease in this caravan, and it's meant gently. I know you might be used to... more mean-spirited jibes... But you are genuinely welcome here and we mean it."

Fayruz looks over at Fahim and Hayat. "Now please stop trying to embarrass the first-time caravanner. This is how we get our reputation, you know."

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"I already told Hayat to knock it off, didn't I?" Fahim's face is the picture of innocence. 

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"So..." Zamir says. "Are you two... married?"

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"You mean me and Hayat?" Fahim squeezes her back gently.

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"Yes. You seem very... physically affectionate."

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"We're not married, no, but we're clan. The term is usually translated as sister or brother, but, well. It's a poor translation. It's... someone who is family because of a romantic attachment, you might say. Some people translate it as lover but that tends to be taken very shallowly by non-shemtej, as a purely physical relationship. I might say she's my intimate; that's perhaps the best translation. We look out for each other. We're close. We care for each other. I see no reason why that should have to be a... possessive relationship."

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"You... but what about children, and so on...?"

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"They're raised comunnally, when they happen. As for how we avoid having many of them..." 

He smirks. "We get creative."

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"... I don't follow."

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"Oh, I am so tempted to give examples in detail."

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"Zamir," Fayruz says delicately. "Do you actually know what causes a child?"

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Zamir flushes. "... Sex, obviously..."

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"What part of sex?"

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Zamir ducks his head and does not speak.

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"... I see." Fayruz sighs. "How to say this delicately... No, it's a lost cause. If the man refrains from planting his seed within the woman, and takes care to spend himself elsewhere through other methods, the chance of a child is low. It is best not to... even go to the planting ground, so to speak... but even so long as one retreats from it, it is possible to have sex without guaranteeing a child."

*The withdrawal method of contraception has about a 1 in 5 chance of resulting in a baby per year with typical use. In other words, it's 80% effective. If you don't use any method, you have a 4 in 5 chance of having a baby per year. In other words, shemtej practicing a similar level of abstinence to Osirian men will have roughly 1/4 the children per year due to their better background level of sexual education. Given that shemtej also culturally practice bisexuality and various alternate forms of sexual gratification than PIV sex, I think it's justifiable that they genuinely have less children than your typical Osirian. 

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"I... see." Zamir seems to think his soup is the most interesting thing in the world.

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"Anyway," Layla says. "That's quite enough sex talk. I know we're all falling over ourselves to catch Zamir up to how caravan life works, but hospitality first."

She takes a deep drink of her soup. 

"It won't be much longer to Kalit. Anything you all are hoping to do when we get there?"

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"I've heard they have good stories there. Perhaps you could storytell again. Something new, shared with the townsfolk."

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"It has been a while, hasn't it. Good thought. Rana might even dance again. We could even do a troupe performance, bring in a little coin."

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"Rana and Yasmin can dance all they want, I'm not budging from my cookpot. Dancing is for younger people than I."

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"I could dance, perhaps. I'm no talent at it like Rana is, but I can manage the basics."

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"That would be nice." Hayat leans her head against Fahim's shoulder.

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"What about you, Zamir? Anything you're thinking of doing?"

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He shakes his head. "No, not really. Though... if you wanted to tell a story, I wouldn't mind hearing it."

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"Of course. We'll see how things go." Layla takes another big gulp of her soup, drinking straight from the wooden bowl. 

"Mmm. That's good. Alright, I should probably see about starting to break camp... Tell Baqir and Rana to hurry up, at least." She stretches and hands her bowl to Fayruz.

 "Hospitality," she says to Zamir. "And welcome to the caravan proper. You're welcome by the fire anytime."

Then she gets up, and goes to check on her sister.

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It's a quiet week to Kalit, overall. Baqir and Rana seem to have settled things, and Baqir continues to be civil at mealtimes - if a bit more quiet.

About four days in...

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Yasmin turns up at the campfire in the morning, trailing Munir. 

She takes a seat far away from Baqir, but nonetheless joins the group for breakfast. 

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Munir settles down next to her, shooting a glance over at Baqir, and settles into her, leaning against her side.

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"It's good to see you two," Fayruz says from her position by the soup pot. She offers them each a bowl of soup. "Having a nice time with the other clan?"

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"They're kind of boring, honestly. I missed you all. And, well..." She shoots a glance over at Baqir.

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Layla does her best not to facepalm. 

Yasmin's just made it obvious she's been directed to keep her distance from Baqir this whole time. And Baqir is right there. 

This could get ugly.

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Baqir looks over at Layla with a brittle smile. 

"I see," he says. "You Shemtej think you're better than the Osirians, but what happens when it's someone you care about who might fuck someone you don't approve of? You hide them. Just like a fucking father keeping his daughter from going out to market. Charming, Layla. It really builds confidence that you're the kind of person I want to work with when you assume that I'm the kind of person who'd fuck someone half my age."

Baqir picks up his bowl of soup and stands. "I'll be in my tent if you want me. Clearly I'm not welcome here."

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She watches him go.

Great. Wonderful. Just perfect. 

She really, really hopes this doesn't come back to bite her.

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"Um. Sorry. I guess I shouldn't have come up, it's just..."

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Layla sighs. "My fault, not yours. This was a stupid plan, you weren't going to be able to hide for a whole month. But thank you for trying, at least."

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"Alright."

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They pack up and move again. Baqir is silent on guard duty, as always. Who knows what's going through his mind. 

She's just got to hope for the best.