wait

no

i mean

Otolmens, clearly there's only one way to counter-slash-contain this anomaly!

(It's a paladin.)

((Or possibly an inquisitor.))

(((Or both, gestalted!)))

(Regardless, they should definitely be in the same room as Ileosa.)

Wow! Otolmens is too distracted to stop Me, and everyone else doesn't exist in this branch of reality!

Finally finishes chewing a big enough hole into His cage for Him to escape through

Hey Ileosa, if you defect to Neutral Evil I'll give you a cleric level and You can join team* Rovagug. How's that sounds?

We're the better team because we're winning and we don't have any rules.

*only a "team" in the weakest possible sense of the word.

You know, having been imprisoned inside Golarion logically implies that there is some 'place' in which Rovagug 'is'.

Hey Rovagug
Hey Rovagug
Hey Rovagug

There is a SNACK on the other side if you follow this HYPERLINK.

It's such a shame, really. Cressida Kroft was trying to keep the meeting on track and everyone on topic, but she just didn't have any support and now the world is ending. If only someone could have seen this coming and been responsible enough to help her stop the world from being destroyed when she asked for it.

The world is looking pretty falling apart, 'tis true. And if Kroft had had her way, that wouldn't be the case.

NANDWICH.

This thread is all YOUR fault.

I WARNED YOU at the BEGINNING.

Gentolmens, you can't fight it here. This is the crack thread.

There is a SNACK on the other side if you follow this HYPERLINK.

Rovagug fails His Will save against the Memetic Kill Agent.

Fortunately, Rovagug has over 30,000 hearts. Even if You stop one of them, You're nowhere close to killing Him.

He will now eat the Memetic Kill Agent.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Let me put it like this, Otolmens. You're being played Rovagug, and you have been played.

Shadows are only on Golarion because of Rovagug. It was the attack aimed at his prison, that none of the gods foresaw, that was mysteriously far stronger than the pawns that set it in motion imagined, that broke the moon and allowed Zon Kuthon out of his vault. It was by his influence that shadows refrained from acting until now, allowing them to stick around until the time was right instead of being eliminated by the gods. And it certainly wasn't a coincidence that prophecy broke only on the planet that housed his prison, and that a mere hundred years later he lets them off their leash now that nobody can see it coming. If nothing stops him, the planet will be covered in some of the chaotic evil creatures most like him, and that's not good for anyone except him.

Why would he wait a hundred years? Wouldn't it make more sense to egg on the shadows at the height of disarray after Aroden's death, instead of after everyone's had a century to recover?

Fortunately, Rovagug has over 30,000 hearts. Even if You stop one of them, You're nowhere close to killing Him.

He will now eat the Memetic Kill Agent.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

I swear on my Law not to snap my fingers.

Alright, NE now. I'd like the Weather and Destruction domains and also to know what your angle is.

Do NOT sing ANY songs about ICE or FIRE.

Otolmens has one more thing to try.

I am hearing through other channels that he likes belly rubs tho. Have you tried that already. 👀

Why would he wait a hundred years? Wouldn't it make more sense to egg on the shadows at the height of disarray after Aroden's death, instead of after everyone's had a century to recover?

The fact that it causes people like you to react with skepticism to the idea of it being his plan is, itself, a reason. The setup for this plan was already thousands of years in the making; attributing an inability to wait to him is inaccurate.

Poor Otolmens isn't gonna understand your pictograms

im not interrupting her!! this is a Side conversation. 👀

You know what, I'm joining the probably-doomed Rovagug belly rub attempt. Otolmens needs someone just uncomplicatedly in her corner right now.

That's always true.

You say that, and yet I don't see you over here giving any tactical scritches!

This seems as good as first tag as any. Gives tactical scritches.

Shadows are only on Golarion because of Rovagug. It was the attack aimed at his prison, that none of the gods foresaw, that was mysteriously far stronger than the pawns that set it in motion imagined, that broke the moon and allowed Zon Kuthon out of his vault. It was by his influence that shadows refrained from acting until now, allowing them to stick around until the time was right instead of being eliminated by the gods. And it certainly wasn't a coincidence that prophecy broke only on the planet that housed his prison, and that a mere hundred years later he lets them off their leash now that nobody can see it coming. If nothing stops him, the planet will be covered in some of the chaotic evil creatures most like him, and that's not good for anyone except him.

The fact that it causes people like you to react with skepticism to the idea of it being his plan is, itself, a reason. The setup for this plan was already thousands of years in the making; attributing an inability to wait to him is inaccurate.

I ALREADY THOUGHT of SOME of these things and was PREVIOUSLY MADE AWARE of OTHERS.

It STILL does not seem to Rovagug's advantage.

Rovagug's containment is most FRAUGHT when there are MANY HIGH LEVEL MORTALS which fly UNDER THE RADAR, but no POWER or CIVILIZATION that could MONITOR ALL THREATS or stop the threat more PERMANENTLY.

There are MANY stable states which would GREATLY REDUCE the RISK-PER-TIME-UNIT of a Containment Breach, and His interventions have ALWAYS served to move Golarion AWAY from those states.

He has abandoned OTHER expenses as well, such as CORRUPTING the ELVES.

I think He is PLANNING SOMETHING, and will not play into His HANDS.