Half the people who should be here aren't, and half the people who shouldn't be here nonetheless are. Overall there's something more than 30 people in attendance -
I am a very good judge of this sort of thing, and I am telling you, sure as the world is round, that Cressida Kroft.
Is.
Not.
Hot.
This is worse than when I found out that people like eating cottage cheese.
It matters if there are people in my city who think Cressida Kroft is hotter than me! Cressida Kroft!
You don't act half it.
I'm in my eighties. You're like a little kid to me; no, I don't think you're "hot."
Kroft is like a billion years old! You're like a little kid to her!
Wait, is that true?
Can I attempt an untrained knowledge check against DC 10 to identify a humanoid (human)?
Eighty-seven, divide by two, add seven...
Eh, whatever. Do you want to go get drinks some time?
Maybe I'll CONSIDER it LATER if the PLANET SURVIVES.
Kroft starts taking age penalties on her next birthday. -1 Strength, Con, Dex. If we have to rematch her it'll be before then, I bet.
My money's on, uh, graveknight. She's got that red armor - she's not wearing it right now, but, she's got it, and it's really distinctive armor. Oh, and graveknights can bind weaker undead to their service, so she could have a bunch of shadow minions, which is, like, thematic.