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- well. Huh. 

 

He calls Aitim. "Are those signs even regulated."

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" - not specifically but we've put out a notice that fraud statutes apply. The food's safe, for what that's worth -"

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"The hell is Voa thinking."

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"That since the food's safe there's no harm done. Based off reading their internet, I'm not senior enough to be involved in all the yelling."

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"Heh."

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"It's really not funny."

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"No, it's actually kind of hilarious."

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"We might go to war, Telkam. Tapa almost certainly will."

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"That's maybe taking it a bit far. If the food's safe it's just an elaborate 'fuck you' to everyone, right -"

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"Wars have started over smaller elaborate fuck-yous and just because the food's safe doesn't mean anyone'll eat it, it's still disgusting -"

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"It's hilarious."

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"I'm busy, Telkam." He hangs up.

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He spends an obscene amount of money on local everything and heads to Ialtem's.

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Ialtem is washing eggs. "I figure since I don't eat the shells - I've got canned stuff from before they were doing it, if you don't want to risk the eggs."

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"Nah, that's fine. Bought groceries that promised really loud they were local. Spent my entire paycheck on it but whatever."

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"It should settle down, at least they didn't do this in winter. Grandma's going to bring over stuff from her garden later. Debating whether to let the dog have the stuff I'd have to throw out. He won't know the difference."

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"And it's safe, just gross. You might want to, everything's going to be insanely expensive until they get it straightened out."

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Nod. "Uncle in the standing military says they're probably going to start recruiting for short contracts."

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"Aitim says Tapa's going to war and we might too, yeah."

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"Might join up."

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"I'm not really sure what a war helps with, but if we have one I will be a war correspondent. Or something."

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"I wonder how hard it'd be for you to just sneak into the army outright."

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" - oooh. - I guess I could bleach my hair and go try to sign up and see if they stop me. Still don't see what a war helps with."

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"There'll be a spiel in the recruitment material."

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"Sure but, like, the blues decide if we're going to war and then they have someone write up why, there'd be a spiel whether it was a good idea or a dumb one. I guess if it gets Voa to stop it."

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