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"Would he compliment me on my skill at throwing things and hitting stuff?"

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"So deftly you felt like he meant every word!"

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"That's an accomplishment, all I usually hear when blues're talking on TV is 'I am full of shit, I am full of shit'."

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"I know, right? If we did the fantasy integration thing I bet cops'd still practically all be grey but I bet blues would never win elections."

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"Who d'you think would?"

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" - uh. Hadn't thought about it much. Maybe purples would win the purple vote all the time and that'd usually be enough to carry it."

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"Guess so."

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"Wouldn't really be better but I'd find it really funny."

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"They'd fuck up differently, s'pose."

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"If you put it to a vote purples might go for replacing reds with robots, too. 'specially all the ones who don't live in cities and wouldn't have to deal with riots."

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"That'd be nice. My building had some plumbing redone, the other week, it was crawling with 'em."

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"I don't think I've ever seen one."

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"The ones who work nice places are probably better at keeping out of sight."

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"Or the utilities people schedule the maintenance better, yeah."

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"Or maybe the buildings have secret passages for 'em or something."

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"If there are no one would've told me about them because as a kid I'd totally have put on several plastic bags as armor and gone exploring."

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"Ick," laughs Ialtem.

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"But secret escape routes from my house!"

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"Did it need escaping?"

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"Not badly enough to justify that, really, but." Sigh. 

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Pat pat.

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Mmmhmm. 


He comes to the martial arts lessons.

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"Rehearsals are canceled today," says the director, who's looking queasy. "Don't you watch the news -"

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"I do not."

 

He checks the news.

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Apparently Voa, which exports most staple crops and a lot of meat and veggies too, has been letting reds handle practically all their food. This explains the large advertisements that aren't usually there advertising LOCAL SALAD FIXINGS and DOMESTICALLY SOURCED BREAD and GUARANTEED ALL-BARAVIC BEEF.

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