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Nod. "It's not worth doing without a lot of money. You could maybe ask the ex-red blues - actually, you know what, Intal Neli has a great-granddaughter who has been investing her assets unwisely and if they can get together a multimillion ni portfolio as a present I expect she could get over the ex-red thing and that's one of the families I'd want invested. She doesn't have a particularly pleasant personality, for what that's worth."

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"I think they'd like some sort of pretense for it or at least an explanation for the citizenry. I can talk them into doing without it if they can get the money together, probably, but..."

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"Yeah." Sigh. "Will the citizenry take issue with 'investing in the future of Mioleen businesses by arranging for people who can help those businesses get good import and export terms to be motivated to do so?' If rewarding people for their support of Miolee's more feasible I can bully Intal into doing something for it first -"

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"Rewarding people would go over better, but they haven't even been doing that so far and doing it exactly once with somebody nobody's heard of before..."

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"If they also want to give Isel money I have a feeling she'd direct it immediately to wherever it'd be most helpful which might well be right back at them." Sigh. "If they give it to ex-red blues in Anitam in order to better position them to pursue ex-red interests on the global stage, and then the ex-reds do whatever they conclude is most effective with it, which might be buying peoples' greatgrandchildren?"

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"That'd probably work, although it's possible my opposite number will take one look at me and ask me if the hair dye directly causes bribe-seeking or if it's cultural. - Mioleen people don't think of themselves as ex-red. They named the place 'red land'. They're clean casteless people."

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"Which is a remarkable thing I very much want to preserve and which doesn't play particularly well here. Yet." Sigh. "I don't like the bribery either I just know how to win with it."

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"I can suggest they award Isel something and Shasali something and maybe some of our ex-red greens something and they can just happen to collude to buy so-and-so a present."

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He clarifies things about amounts and to what extent the present can be in the form of stock options or something and a little while later Isel and Shasali and some greens get gifts.

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Isel invites gift recipients over for dinner.

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And they appear! Shasali and a historian and a statistician and the memoirist.

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Hugs! "I really really liked the memoir. I think it's probably made a difference."

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"Thanks! The new edition with a spiteful lurid footnote is due out next season. I'm ghostwriting for a couple other ex-reds too."

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"I will look forward to it. So Aitim, who I trust, thinks his co-governors should be bribed to care about Miolee because then firstly people'll find it more believable that Anitam will go to war to protect interests there, and be less likely to consider it in the first place, and secondly he could maybe actually make it the case that Anitam will go to war over Miolee. Presently we won't, and are bluffing."

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"Does this have to do with the award for my historical symbolic importance Miolee sent me," Shasali says.

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"Yep. We are apparently collectively rich enough to buy a favored great-granddaughter of Intal Neli's, and the money is ours to do as we please with but Aitim sincerely thinks that the thing that'll get Miolee through the next couple years is the financial interests of favored great-grandchildren. Also someone could probably finagle this to marry her if they wanted to but apparently they might not want to; Aitim says she is annoying and if Aitim finds someone annoying they're probably a nightmare."

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"Cene and anyone they're talking to probably knows how much we're bluffing," says Shasali.

"Oh dear," says the historian.

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"An expat bought information from most of Malali Neli's staff."

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"Well, fantastic."

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"Will they trust updates on how committed Anitam is -"

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"Uh, if they're the substantive 'these people are getting married and thirteen million ni changed hands' kind probably."

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"I'll pool," says the statistician.

"Me too -"

"Who's getting married?"

Everyone agrees to kick their check over to the project.

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"I don't know who is getting married I will ask the eligible candidates how much they care about personality."

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