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"What are they not able to do?"

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"They can't sign anything that you have to personally sign, unless you're blind or something and allowed to have a proxy; they don't have great turnaround time; they can't handle anything that you don't let them handle and they're these random paper pushers who want your money so why would you trust them..."

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"I'll have someone look into it."

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"Cool," says Isama.

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"My pleasure."

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"Grownups are boring," Katin whispers to the twins. Peka pats her.

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"Tax policy's less gross than reds and more interesting than sports," Amlas says. 

"Maybe if you're half grey sports are more interesting," Amel amends that. 

"And at least all of the words are words I've heard of, that's not so when Da and Kefin get talking."

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"Sports are interesting!" says Katin. "Some of them. Figure skating and kickball and obstacle courses!"

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"But if you get them wrong then you just do it again. If we get taxes wrong then lots of people maybe don't get kids because they don't know if they can afford them -"

" - or have kids they can't afford -"

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"If you get a sport wrong in a contest then you LOSE and are SHAMED FOREVER," says Katin. "And maybe get hurt."

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"I guess getting a sport wrong in a contest is really bad," Amlas says agreeably.

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"I like obstacle courses. But they are only for fun, because I am orange."

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"Isel's really good at archery and skiing only for fun."

"Maybe there are greys who are really good at governing only for fun and could fix the taxes for us."

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"Fun taxes," giggles Katin.

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"They sound fun to me! You take something really complicated and you make all the parts people can see work really smooth and look not hard at all. Like building a train but with laws."

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"Trains aren't fun either. Trains are crowded and smell weird," says Katin.

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"The idea is fun it's just that there are too many people in the world."

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"I have to WAIT to get a brother or sister."

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"That's not really because of the cost of the credit, sweetie, it's because of all the things on fire."

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"Well they should stop I want a brother or a sister!"

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"I think they might stop being on fire one way or another pretty soon."

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"Good," says Katin.

"What do you think is going to happen?" asks Peka.

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"Evalee's current leadership are all going to lose pretty badly this summer, everyone is furious with them, and it's unclear whether they'll be replaced with 'bomb the districts from orbit and then figure out what to do about the garbage' people or the 'uh maybe we can shoot twenty red ringleaders and then go back to normal?' people but either way no one's very inspired to follow them and I doubt they will be for years to come. It is hard to mess up as badly as they're presently flirting with."

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"What about here?" Isama asks. "Hideously expensive cleansing - thing -?"

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"I was planning to do that over the course of twenty years to make sure it doesn't freak people out or have side effects down the road, but given the alternatives it might be worth doing faster than that. Research into getting the cleaning thing cheaper, do a few of them at a time to make sure it keeps working fine, wait until someone has robots and they're definitely adequate, then maybe bribe the reds into cooperating with robots by offering to pay to clean 'em, I think they'll go for it, the idiotic thing everyone else is doing is giving them 'die now and inconvenience us or die in a month and be perfectly convenient for us' and being astonished that they keep taking the first one -"

           "I wish you wouldn't talk about reds at the dinner table so much, Aitim," says Nertel. 

"I have thought about reds more in the last month than I'd like to in my entire life but it matters that Anitam gets this right, we've seen what getting it wrong does."

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