She looks around for a bit and eventually find it.

pog i have my phone

you do not know how painful it was to wake up this morning and have to actually get up instead of spending like an hour laying in bed scrolling through chirp/tumblr

cat pic incoming

She takes and posts a pic of herself laying in the exceedingly comfy bed with Albrecht on top of her thighs. (Putting him on her belly would be a bad idea considering the hearty breakfast she just had.)

pithy: jeebus k you look fucking pregnant
pithy: when's the pearl due
Mezzopiano: kitteh!
unicorn: *points* cat
grape_fruit: wow that looks like a really cozy bed

@pithy fuck damn i do. It wasn't even uncomfortable today i just feel like pleasantly stuffed. guess i must be getting used to it.

@grape_fruit yeah it's extremely comfy. sadly she has not cuddled me to sleep in it yet

blinkenlights: what are you wearing
blinkenlights: is that her kink, wearing seethrough shit
blinkenlights: tbh what does she wear when she's at home, all I've got is a grainy mugshot from 25yago and stuff of her in costume with the fucking unicorn horn
unicorn: ugh do I have to change my alerts

@blinkenlights idk but it's hot right. she wears leather pants and this fuckin thing that's like a corset but not. idk what it's called but it shows off her tummy so i love it.

grape_fruit: I guess you might want to leave some skin exposed if you were that insulated? does she keep her lair cold?
spirulinagalaxy: is the weird robey thing you are wearing soft and comfy, inquiring minds want to know

@grape_fruit yes. thankfully i'm coldpilled and will become even moreso as i pack on blubber of my own. also i think she probably keeps it cold here because she likes dressing slutty rather than the other way around.

@spirulinagalaxy yes. i didn't even know clothes could be comfy and sexy at the same time. it's amazing. 

spirulinagalaxy: you didn't know? what, you thought everyone was suffering for their beauty all this time
pithy: do you know what your goal weight is, or like, what her goal for you is

@spirulinagalaxy yeah like empirically people seem to do that

@pithy idk hopefully not so big that it gets in the way of me, like, doing stuff. hopefully her concern for my well-being+desire to avoid shrinking the number of ways in which i can pleasure her outweighs her desire for more pearls. she suggested learning an instrument while i'm here which she probably wouldn't if the effort would be wasted by me being rendered unable to get a violin to my neck or sit at a piano bench without breaking it.

pithy: seems like the kind of thing you might need to know
grape_fruit: does she have a plan to make sure this doesn't like, kill your joints, give you some kind of metabolic problem, etc.
Mezzopiano: oh you should totally pick up an instrument! are violin and piano your top choices or just examples?

DM to monoceros: you can probably see this but [screencap] do you?

@mezzopiano just the ones that came to mind. banjo would be cool too maybe if i could actually pull it off with my clumsy ass fingers.

Cross that bridge when we come to it. Also final poundage will depend on fat distribution, like I said, if you keep it all in your butt and I can't get at least three pearls in each thigh we'll keep going.

DM to monoceros: me having a fat ass would rule tho right

@pithy she says it'll depend on fat distribution bc of like how the pearls need to be positioned

@grape_fruit she says we'll cross that bridge when we come to it

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Aquinas: I hope you are rescued before you have foreign objects implanted in you for nefarious ends.
grape_fruit: I hope they don't itch. Don't regular pearls itch? like that's how they happen to the oysters?
spirulinagalaxy: there's a joke here, about which foreign objects for whose ends Aquinas thinks people should get inserted
Aquinas: I don't appreciate that.

DM to Monoceros: shit they're not gonna itch are they

It will be exciting to find out together 😘

That's a little concerning. On the bright side, if they do Mo will hopefully scratch them for her which will be nice.

grape_fruit: spi just block him
spirulinagalaxy: eris's block function does not really work for my use case gf but thanks

As chat seems to have slowed down on Eris, Katie decides to have a little self-guided tour of her new home. She gets up, exits her bedroom, and begins wandering the halls, opening any doors she can and poking her head in to see what awaits her.

She can open the unoccupied bedrooms of various colors. They're like the Red Room, only not red.

She can get back to the gamer chair rig, or the dining room. Two cyborg giant rats are cleaning in the dining room.

She can cross a currentway to what might be some kind of submarine embarcation station or something.

She can go down the stairs to the goons' dorm, though the individual goon rooms lock. Across from there is the kitchen, and the kitchen goons therein, hard at work on lunch, ask her if she wants a snack?

"Nah, I'm good." She looks at the weather app on her phone and tries to see if it's cloudy wherever she is. She's considering asking to be let outside to enjoy the view and go for a swim, but she doesn't want the sun to assault her skin.

Her phone has no idea where she is.

"Hey, do you know if it's cloudy out right now?" she asks the nearest goon.

The goon checks his own phone. "Full sun, miss."