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“I don’t think it’s obvious that you don’t have to be polite about Asmodeus? Aren’t there a lot of Hellknights at the Wound?”

Hmmmmmm. It seems that Seelah is…less predisposed to being nerdsniped than most of Luzai’s siblings are…and Nenio is…and when she puts it that way it is EXTREMELY OBVIOUS.

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“Luzai, please do not compare Iomedae to Asmodeus.”

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“—That’s not what I meant at all!”

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“That’s not- the difference isn’t that the hellknights wouldn’t care, It’s that he’s evil.”

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“Yyyyyes, which is…different from what’s socially acceptable?”

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"It's not socially acceptable to follow an evil god, yes, but that's not the point here."

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"Okay, well," what was she thinking, inviting Daeran into a group including Seelah. Right, that he was pretty and she liked him. Hhhhhh it's so inconvenient when people she likes argue and both have valid points. Hhhhhhhh playing peacemaker was easier back home when all the fights she had to break up were between siblings who, at the end of the day, loved each other and intended to keep having to live with each other when all was said and done. "I guess it was sort of the question I was asking? Even if I was sort of interrupting to do it. I still don't think I understand the answer to my question, if there even is one, but I guess that doesn't really matter because of the interrupting thing. --Is blasphemy per se illegal or just frowned upon." 

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"I..."

Seeelah takes a deep breath, and breathes back out.

"Blasphemy like that isn't legal, but that's not the point. It would be wrong even if he did it somewhere it was legal." 

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"I think probably Iomedae has more important concerns than what Daeran thinks of her but I can totally see why you're upset." 

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"I guess we all do, right now. I'll try not to let it distract me from those."

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“Thanks.” At some point she is going to have to have a talk with Seelah about this but, in fact, they do all have bigger problems right now.

They get to the library. Luzai braces herself for a form of desecration that she herself takes much more personally than that of a church.

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Did someone say 'things Luzai takes personally'?

Part of the roof on the far side of the building has collapsed, and cracks run through the library's floor, toppling shelves and scattering books. Any offense she takes about this, however, likely takes a back seat to what's visible in front of her eyes; a number of cultists tied and bound atop a pile of books, to which a number of crusaders are delivering more tomes. Besides the piles stand a number of barrels with unknown contents.

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Um???

”What’s going on here?”

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"Ah, more crusaders. It's good to see a friendly face! I'm captain Chaleb Sazomel; my men and I caught these traitors here disguising themselves as crusaders, and now we're going to put them to the torch. It's the least they deserve for trying to turn this city over to the demons, if you ask me, but there are more cultists out there that we'll have to deal with too."

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Uhhhhhhhhh...

Okay, crusaders burning people alive is, uh, more plausible, than it would have been before she found out about Hulrun, but--on a pile of books? Deeply, deeply improbable. Also, that elf on the pile sort of looks like the description she got of the Storyteller. 

And if cultists never pretended to be crusaders then Hulrun would probably, um, have less leeway to kill random people for being vaguely suspicious. 

Well. She could just turn to the rest of the group, say, "these people are obviously not legit, let's attack them" but firstly, she's not sure those barrels aren't full of alchemist's fire, and significantly less importantly but still emotionally salient, that would be sort of Hulrunesque and make her feel icky. 

Instead she draws herself up, props her hands on her hips, and barks, "What do you fools think you're doing? Areelu Vorlesh has personally sent me to secure the contents of this library, and here I find you people playing dress-up as crusaders and about to burn the whole thing down? Do you serve Baphomet or Deskari, I want to know who I should complain to about your conduct." 

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What. 

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"I'm so sorry, ma'am, we'll fix it right away! I had no idea, your disguise is excellent. I'm a former Everbright crusader, now loyal soldier of lord Baphomet, here to fight for the winning team!"

His eyes trace over Lann and Wenduag's appearances, lingering especially long on the former's horn, then focuses back on Luzai.

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"Just go," Luzai snorts, making a shooing motion, "I seriously doubt you'll be able to put the books back in any kind of sensible order." 

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"Of course! Do you have any further orders?"

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"There are a number of others gathering at the Tower of Estrod planning an attack on the Defender's Heart. Go there and tell them," and then she provides a list of what Seelah, at least, can tell is harmfully misinformative intelligence on the defenses at the Defender's Heart. 

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"Of course! We won't let you down."

They hurry out, not even waiting to execute their prisoners by hand first.

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"I didn't know we were working for Areelu Vorlesh. Do you think you could get her to answer my questions? I have a lot of them, but I think I could cover everything in a few days."

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“—I was lying, Nenio.”

She goes over to the prisoners and starts untying them. “We’re not actually cultists,” she assures them. “I did not want to give them a chance to set anything on fire before they were dealt with.”

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"Oh, that's disappointing."

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It's at this point that Daeran stops being able to hold in his laughter. 

"You've got quite the sense of humor. If it were me I would have sent them with those barrels to rig some cultist den to explode, but that was brilliantly done."

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