" - who did the floaty thing -"

"Uh, red hair, doubt he was twenty -"

Cam makes an emphatic 'what the fuck' gesture.

" - I don't know why he'd have done that."

"He said that too," she says a bit shrilly, "which doesn't help me..."

"Yeah don't worry about it the GCP knows about Hazel I bet you'll get off. Okay. Evil Timothy, possibly evil other people which is I assume why we're not just writing whichever of Timothy's Elf alts conjure their mail and saying 'fix this', but they don't have a general-purpose way of evilifying people because they didn't evilify you -"

Nod.

"Do you have more information than me on the possible source of the evilification. Can Tireh's magic system also do that or something and I just didn't read that memo."

Does the fairy want to play Up Goer Five some more.

Sure. 

new one of me maybe

"- the GCP lady demon, if I go to her with this is she going to be 'I am like talking to a particularly moronic brick wall' or will she look stuff up -"

she might be good

"Mmmkay. Uh, I'll do that, and if that doesn't work I guess I'll kill your summoner and we can figure it out from there?"

...Cam neither nods nor shakes his head.

"This is absolutely that urgent. You can fairy-write a better plan if you come up with one, I'll check with you first."

Sigh.

And he gets a ride to Singapore.

" - we should write that better plan, I think he was serious -"

I don't know who else is bad I only guessed him

"- so you - don't have a better plan?"

even that might not work

"You, uh, just kind of get into shit, don't you."

you have no idea

Does anyone stop him if he just walks into the GCP offices.

Nope, this doesn't happen so frequently that they feel the need to have security about it.