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"Demons don't strike me as very organized."

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"It's the easy kind of collective action problem where everyone gets an individual benefit whether or not participation rates rise high enough. Any demon wearing a shirt with writing on it won't get a random summons if the random summons has a gag. Before, you didn't have much choice if you wanted to take summons, practically all of 'em had gags. But now that Godspring and Sanity and Singularity have summoning -"

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"Oh, I didn't realize clothes counted."

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"Otherwise you could just wear a shirt that said in big letters 'I WILL MAKE YOU ANYTHING FOR A PHONE CALL' or whatever."

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"...right makes sense. Is anybody relying on demons for emergencies?"

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"I should ask Cam. But if it's an emergency they can always not. Gag. The demon."

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"Don't they use preprinted circles a lot -"

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"Probably. You can cross out part of a binding."

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"Oh, okay."

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"I will ask Cam. But if I can get it to happen then at minimum I solve the problem where there aren't enough demons for summons even in places that treat them better, and maybe I get people used to not doing gags here."

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"Yeah, it's a good idea."

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Hughughug. "I really like you, Miranda."

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"You should, I'm great. I'm so glad you're okay."

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Squeeze.

 

He goes downstairs and asks Cam what would happen if demons started avoiding random summons with gags.

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"Uh, response time would plummet since they'd have to wait for scabs but nobody's relying on quick turnaround with gagged randoms or if they are they should be fired. It'd get harder to pay angels and fairies..."

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"So it'd be motivating but not get anybody killed?"

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"It would probably not get anybody killed except insofar as the scabs might be disproportionately evil."

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"Demons who take summons are already disproportionately evil because of gags."

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"Yes, I know."

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"So does it come out worth it?"

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"...I think so but if you can keep hold of the movement well enough to abort if necessary might as well play it conservatively."

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Nod. "- Timothy I want to go thank the police officer who got me freed, it'll make a good video, want to take me there under an adequate binding -"

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"Yeah, sure."

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And so a while later they find themselves telling the Imbrium police department's web form that they want to thank an officer in person for his handling of a recent incident.

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Do they have the badge number or name?

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