After Cam's magic but still basically human boyfriend has fallen asleep and Cam finds he is not tired enough to do the same, Cam goes downstairs.
"I assume your world is different in some ways since in this one Elves can't read minds except of each other and specific other species, so other things might be different too, but Quenya's pretty similar far as I can tell and so on... Uh, the bar over there is sapient and has all publications ever and is good at recommending books if you narrow it down well enough."
He picks up the napkin and frowns at it. What does it say? he asks the bar -
And then oooh, yes, I would like a drink, thank you!
"Can I have my complete publications in the universe that's hundreds of Years ahead of ours? And Fëanáro's -"
Some paper and some definitely not paper appears! Tiny Maitimo gets a white beverage in a mug!
" - I guess you're not even ahead of us, yet - Cam, when do they get electricity - wow, my alt's life must have been fascinating - uh, those are computers, my father will tell you the things you need to know to make sense of computers from a not-yet-at-electricity standpoint -"
"I think I like Elves better when they're on even ground with us! Though wow this is so weird - wait, how do you have the chips and not know what electricity is -"