Adapted from the incomprehensible god-communications.
"Hey, Erastil, have you seen what the weird Aroden mortals just came up with?"
"That can't be it, a copy of Iomedae wouldn't get married. I do see the resemblance, though."
"Maybe it's just weird Aroden mortal stuff. Now there's someone who needed a wife."
"If he turns out not to really be dead we need to matchmake him."
"Maybe he got turned back into a mortal and found a wife? That would probably be the best outcome."
"Far-fetched, but as long as we're hoping... anyway, we should bless our pair of brides here."
"Quite right."