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Adapted from the incomprehensible god-communications.

"Hey, Erastil, have you seen what the weird Aroden mortals just came up with?"

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"Oh no, what have the weird Aroden mortals done now?"

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"No, this one's good! They invented a new kind of marriage."

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"Really, the weird Aroden mortals did? I thought they didn't like marriage and families."

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"I guess these ones do! They just had a wedding and everything."

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"So what did they come up with, then? Show me which ones..."

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"These mortals over here, see? They had a wedding with just two brides, no husband. Isn't that neat?"

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"Wow, that is pretty neat. I guess in hindsight permuting things like that is obvious, but I wouldn't have thought of it. Guess weird Aroden mortals aren't so bad."

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"Yeah, it's surprising. I don't think they can have children like that, but maybe they can?"

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"I think they can. I'm a bit fuzzy on the details too, they work like typical animals in some ways but not in others."

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"Huh, okay. Though even if they can't it's still neat."

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"Yeah, maybe we should try it out sometime. Though I know you wanted to try out being the husband, so maybe a while after we swap husband and wife we can try both being the wife."

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"Yeah, that sounds good. Anyway, I guess we should bless their marriage."

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"Yeah, let's... wait, is that one Iomedae? No, Iomedae's right over there... is she copying herself into mortals or something?"

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"That can't be it, a copy of Iomedae wouldn't get married. I do see the resemblance, though."

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"Maybe it's just weird Aroden mortal stuff. Now there's someone who needed a wife."

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"If he turns out not to really be dead we need to matchmake him."

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"Maybe he got turned back into a mortal and found a wife? That would probably be the best outcome."

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"Far-fetched, but as long as we're hoping... anyway, we should bless our pair of brides here."

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"Quite right."

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