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He drinks it and immediately orders another cup.

"So. What else does everyone know how to do around here?"

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"Hmmmm... take the bus, call emergency services, use the internet."

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"I don’t know how to do any of those."

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"If you're up for it I can show you how."

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"Yes, please."

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"Do you care which is first?"

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Shrug.

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"Okay. Let's go back to your room and I can show you the internet and emergency services both there."

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Nod nod. He'll follow her.

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On the tablet she can demonstrate navigating to Wikipedia and Summary Bank and Gimbuk and Shortform and other popular websites.

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He doesn’t really have questions about that.

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And here is how to use the tablet to alert emergency services that you need something at your location.

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"When are you supposed to do that?"

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"If you witness or are a victim of a crime, if there is a fire or other disaster that might get really bad if somebody doesn't contain it, if you or somebody around you needs medical attention."

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"...Okay. Do you get in trouble if you tell them you think someone needs medical attention or committed a crime and you’re wrong?"

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"No, you don't get in trouble. If you make multiple deliberate prank calls you will but an accident, no."

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"And if I’m wrong the other way?"

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"If you don't call when a call would be indicated? Uh, if you are committing a crime that will get you in trouble but I don't think you separately get in trouble for not calling emergency services."

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Nod. "Can they fix my neighbor’s nightmares if she calls them?"

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"That's not an emergency exactly, but she can get help if she asks."

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"Good. I really don’t want to have ruined - hey, can I get help with that too?"

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"Help with nightmares?"

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"Yeah. And getting to sleep. It just really sucks to be awake all the time."

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"...ironically a standard fix for nightmares is asking the god who runs Lóriens. But I can try to get you an appointment with a subtle artist instead."

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"I’m sure they’re a very nice god, it didn't seem like the forest was evil or anything." Shrug. "If there doesn't end up being a Yeerk with other plans, maybe."

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