"Isn't there stuff that would help no matter what?"

"Should I be presuming we still have to fight the Endbringers?"

"I don't know. Teach Dragon the glass reinforcing spell?"

"Sure, I can do that. I think you could build on that to get the invulnerability thing I want but the glass one's so hacky I might actually just start from scratch."

"It's still good for glass."

"It's - the enchantment equivalent of a microwave."

"It has a potato setting and can't detect potatoes?"

"It does all the things it strictly needs to do but is viscerally kludgy and ugly and every time I interact with it I am tempted to spend an exorbitant amount of time ripping it apart to do better."

"My microwave problem is the potato setting thing."

"Then why not just buy a microwave without a potato setting?"

"That's just an example. Microwaves can be set in various ways and don't know how to choose between them on their own. Some simple toasters are okay, microwaves basically never."

"You're adorable."

Hmm.

"I've been warned that my wheelchair when it arrives will need to have a mind of its own."

"I can hook it into Rete if you don't want to go around rotaries nine times."

"It might cease to be as funny."

"Rete is very well behaved and has no inordinate fondness for rotaries."

"Then I would be delighted to have a Rete-operated wheelchair."

"And you shall."

It comes a few days later! It is way more convenient than trying to temporarily change the pain med balance so he can tolerably walk a few steps. 

Lorica has at it. She can do a coat of paint, too, and swap out the soft bits with upholstery; it's not very pretty.

He appreciates it.

"You don't think it needs rhinestones? Glitter? A reproduction of 'Starry Night'?"

"I could enchant it to glow dramatically but I think there might have been other things we planned to use our time for!"