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The Tyrant participates in the Glorious Reclamation!
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Count Bernat de Montdiable hasn't had a good hunt since the start of this accursed war, and you can't expect a man to put it off forever, not when there's boar in the wood bigger than horses. He has his priests and wizards bless him before he goes, and he takes his guards and his better wizards off with him, he's no fool. Since those guns came in, a man needs protection if he's not to be shot in the back by his own serfs. It's his great passion, after thirty-second century statuary. (Every man has his tastes.)

It's a fine haul he brings back, three wagons of pig corpses with lance- and arrow- wounds over their hides. A slave tells him the latest statues he ordered have arrived, the crate's in the great hall by the door, and he waves the corpses over to the kitchens and rides in - it's on a palanquin on the ground just inside the door, padded so the crate didn't slip, and he nods and with his wizard a step behind him walks into the hall.

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And loses his head, to four blows of an oversized two-handed sword that flashes out from the crate, unslowed by the no longer really visible outer boards of the crate.

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The wizard will get a Heretical rapier through the eye.

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Pedra's singing, which does not interfere with her putting three bullets into the heart of his chief Asmodean priest.

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The second-most chief Asmodean priest will get a glaive to the chest, courtesy of Count Bernat's chief bodyguard.

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A hulking hellknight will smash the last priest to the ground and then glare at everyone here.

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And the King-In-Irons, hands folded calmly behind his back, will step down neatly from the palanquin into the mob of the confused men.

"ALL HAIL IOMEDAE!"

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"ALL HAIL IOMEDAE!"

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"ALL HAIL IOMEDAE!"

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One quick attempt to raise a spear from one of the hunters?

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Did you know that skeletons can use all the weapons they used in life?

Six bullets from six skeletons. No need to reload.

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(He assassinated a specialist Chelish rifleman squad and stole their equipment. Obviously. He's not stupid.)

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yeah okay everyone has seen what happens to people who mess with this guy

"All hail Iomedae!"

(The chant is led by everyone else the Tyrant dominated earlier.)

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And Count Bernat's retinue is now his retinue. Excellent.

"I am Alexandre Esquerra, King-In-Irons, and I claim the County of Gueret in the name of Iomedae and the Glorious Reclamation," he says, "and the title of Count by right of conquest." 

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... Yeah seems fair.

"Your Excellency," says one of the slaves, "what are your orders?"

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Why, his orders are to grant all the slaves their freedom, begin paying them wages, give all the peasants a tax holiday this year and murder every Asmodean priest in the county so he can confiscate their wealth and begin mobilizing the guard to hunt down all who contest his rule join the Glorious Reclamation, of course!

(He does know that he needs to do things Iomedae likes if he's going to get to keep his county. He also needs to maintain power! Let's see how far he can get on these two objectives before Cansellarion notices his empire just expanded...)

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