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In Which Korvosans Rally & The Dead Envy The Living
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Nothing good EVER comes of TIME TRAVEL or NEW PROPHECIES.

And because Otolmens can't ACCESS the DIMENSION of TIME, She'll have to CORRECT the INCONSISTENT TIMELINE by MOVING PHYSICAL OBJECTS and MODIFYING MEMORIES en MASSE. 

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When Olin Mull says that "they're" as oriented as they're going to get, and that the rest is up to "us", does "they" refer to his three companions and "us" to he and herself, or does "they" include all four of his four phantasmal friends and "us" include all Golarion?

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Now that we're alone in this private room, I want to say that I received a divine communiqué which pertained to you.

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So, is the Queen being deposed or nah? And are the Arkonas being purged? The Orneloses? Their allies? 

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But GODS and MONSTERS will not just COMPLY.

DEICIDAL TITANS will hide in the reaches of ELYSIUM and depths of the ABYSS where She will NEVER FIND THEM ALL.

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And not for the FIRST time, either!

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Unless TECHNICALLY it IS for the first time because of TIME TRAVEL.

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Can we, uh, not do the thing where there's six conversations going on and they've all been thinly sliced and riffle shuffled? 

It's nigh incomprehensible under ideal circumstances, um, under ideal conditions, I don't think "circumstances" was quite the right word there, but anyway this emphatically isn't the ideal conditions. ...Or should that be "these emphatically aren't the ideal circumstances"?

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Why can't we have a thread where the person talking is denoted with an icon, accurately, or with, like, their exact words in quotation marks and their names spelt. As a treat. Instead of this whole setup where whenever anyone says anything it's - but never stated that - it's they're really saying words to the general effect of whatever's in the tag, unless of course it's that someone else entirely is saying words to the general effect of what's in the tag. Or that no one's saying anything to the general effect of whatever's in the tag, and we're all going to move on as if the tag didn't exist!

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WHY are they now aware of the THREAD-LEVEL? 

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I think it's fine if it's only for a joke.

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Why are YOU now aware of the THREAD-LEVEL??

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I couldn't possibly write what people are literally saying, since I don't speak Taldane.

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Okay, but if zero degrees is too cold and a hundred degrees is too hot, there are, like, an infinite number of numbers in between them.

I've been binging glowfic lately and you'll never believe this but other people seem to make it work.

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...I'm sorry if that came across too strong.

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I'd have no leg to stand on if I complained.

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I stand up for two minutes.

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Sorry! I'm sorry. 

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It is the best chair. 

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That's why I picked it.

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...I'll move.

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Eh, It's whatever, I'll just sit over here.

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Lord Ornelos wants to know what Kroft's divine communique said, before he throws his weight behind some brilliant idea or another.

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NO NO NO NO.

It is NOT a power of the PLAYER CHARACTERS that they can extract and LEAK information from the FUTURE by DECIDING THAT THEY WANT TO.

That way lies MADNESS, HIATUS, DELETED TAGS, and RETROCONTINUITY.

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That seems true and fair.

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