Today in Milliways there’s a teenager with a sign that says:
DEFENSE MAGE FOR HIRE
I make objects indestructible, guard people against burns and command magic, etc.
I accept payment in multiple currencies, barter, and information about morality in governance.
At the bottom of the sign is a list of prices in seven different currencies.
Someone else put a lot of work and magic into trying to make him look nice years ago. He would be uncannily symmetric if not for the pimple on one cheek.