"Yeah?"

"And notice that she usually tells you if you want to fight?"

"...I'm confused."

"I didn't say I wanted to fight! And he was being weird and saying he liked eating kids!"

"You're weird too. And you have fangs!"

"How am I weird?"

"I dunno you just are. And anyway who cares."

"Would you like it if someone attacked you without permission?"

"...no but then I'd fight them."

"But would that make you happy?"

"Yeah."

"Even if it wasn't a fight you wanted to have?"

"I wanna have all fights."

"But not everyone else does."

"So they should win. And Michael always likes fights and he doesn't ask for permission, what's the problem now?"

She looks at Michael. "That's also true. Maybe it's something you two could both work on?"

"But--but--he's evil!"

He cackles maniacally.

"You're not evil, dear."

"No but I like laughing like that." He does it again.

"That's alright then. I'm surprised you two aren't getting along."

He shrugs. "He's the one who's mad for some reason."

"...Because Moira likes you better."

"And that's my fault?"

"Whose else would it be?"