"Oh my God, oh my God, we gotta try that."

He laughs.

Any other dragons to kill?

There's a portal to their next mission. 

Portal!

Their mission is to destroy that peasant village. Also, they are now dragons.

Fuck that village and all of its cows!

Moira is now a colossal winged lizard with scales blacker than space and eyes like twin portals to Double-Hell. 

"Neat!"

...he's gonna spit fire at Moira.

"Really? Fighting in front of the cowering humans?"

The humans are now toast. Back to fighting.

"You remind me of Michael," she says in between attempts to disembowel Charles.

"Why?"

"You're a fighty borderline feral child! And that's rad."

"I'm not borderline feral," he protests while trying to rip Moira's throat out.

"That was a compliment!"

"Yeah well I'm not!"

"Noble savage?"

"That's better."

RAWR.

RAWWWWWWWWWWR!

Yeah the mission's probably all forgotten now.

Which is why shining knights on winged steeds are attacking.

KILL THEM!

The holy lances can piece their scaly hides!

"Argh! Fuck you!" Fire!

"Don't swear!" More fire!