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Hannah Smart recreates members of the Slaughterhouse Nine as children.
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"Oh, whatever. Do you want to go on an adventure or not?"

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"Yes!"

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"Hmm, you ever been to the White House?"

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"...maybe? I was a villain I bet I attacked it sometime."

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"I don't think you were that cool."

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"I was totally that cool! I was the coolest villain."

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"Then how come Jacob was the boss?"

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"...have you met Jacob?"

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"Yes. Your point?"

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"Of course he'd be the leader of anything, he's Jacob."

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"Yeah. Can't really imagine him murdering people, though. He's more into kitties."

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"Kitties... of death?"

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"Kitties of cuddles! That like milk!"

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"Milk of death."

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"From an evil cow."

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"And turns the kitties evil."

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"And then Jacob makes them nice again. With hugs."

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"It's all part of his master plan."

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"He told you the plan yet?"

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"Of course not, I'm not worthy."

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"Nope. Wanna see if anyone's up for adventuring?"

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"Yeah!"

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She makes the rounds of the island.

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"What kind of adventuring?"

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"The kind where we venture into the shattered ruins of your homeland!"

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