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Hannah Smart recreates members of the Slaughterhouse Nine as children.
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"It was an icky baby coming out of icky parts!"

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"You don't like babies?"

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"They're icky," she declares.

"Eh, they're alright," a William says.

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"See, he knows what's up. And you were a baby once."

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"And icky," she insists.

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"Wait, you were born today. So logically you're still a baby!"

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"What's logic got to do with anything?"

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"You are a day old, and people who are a day old are babies." She pats Lilly on the head.

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"No, babies are small icky gooey things, it has nothing to do with how old you are."

"Rrrrraaaah!" cries Charles as he tackles Moira.

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"And that means Hannah's your mummy!" she says while wrestling around with Charles. 

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"No she's not, she's, like, a surrogate mom at most."

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"Cause she carried you inside her?"

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"Yeah."

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Hannah giggles. "I'm so proud of my babies."

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"Not a baby," Lilly insists.

"Kind of a baby," William muses.

"Rrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!" Charles cries.

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"This one thinks he's a dinosaur."

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Tackle!

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He growls and runs after her.

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She holds him in a head lock. 

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He throws himself (and her) to the ground.

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"Hah! I win!"

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"Feels good, don't it?"

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"Yes!"

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