Veron in Arda
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"Probably not, though I haven't had the chance to meet many humans on this plane. Maybe it's different here. At home, most just want to live their lives without dealing with this sort of thing, ever. I'm uh, probably a special case. I've gone and gotten resigned to the fact that if there is a big bad evil guy, he's probably my problem, and I'm probably going to end up fighting him. What with my track record."

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"It happens regularly?"

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"To me, anyway. I think other people don't have this problem. I just sort of - keep stumbling into situations like this. Not, uh, precisely like this, I haven't actually fought an evil god before. But situations shaped like this, yeah. I've had a fair few."

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"I sort of hoped there weren't that many bad things in the world."

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"Yeah, me too. I'm sorry."

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"... On the bright side, there are less now!"

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"What exactly happened?"

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"Sort of a long story. Do you want it in like, story format, or as a general overview of 'this guy was doing bad things, and then I stabbed them'?"

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"Story!!"

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"All right. So, I was raised by a guy named Drogan, at his school for - uh, the term's adventurers, but I call them professional lost people. People that wander into dangerous places and make them less dangerous. Like me. I actually hadn't planned to fall into the profession, it was just..." He shrugs, a little awkwardly. "I didn't have anywhere else to go, and he took me in, and it wasn't like learning how to read and ride a horse and use a sword locked me into the life or anything, you know?"

He smiles, ruefully. "At least, those had been my thoughts at the time. In retrospect, I really don't know what I was expecting, hanging around a bunch of prospective trouble magnets and thinking it wouldn't rub off on me. Or maybe the mindset did. I wouldn't know."

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"People bothered you? Or was it just that you knew enough about fixing things that if they needed fixing you felt obliged to go do it -"

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"Second thing's my real problem, but the whole thing started with the first, yeah. Drogan was a former adventurer himself, and in traditional professional lost person fashion, was an incessant hoarder. You find all sorts of weird stuff in the lairs of bad people, y'see, some of them kinda evil," he motions demonstrably to Ex-Enserric, "some of them useful, some of them useless, and some you don't know which 'til you sit down with them to figure it out. So you keep everything. Just in case.

"Well, there was a something he kept that turned out to be useful, to an evil person. A band of kobolds - that's another species on my home plane, if you have them here I haven't seen them - broke in, nearly killed Drogan with a nasty poison, grabbed a number of his things, and ran off into the wilderness with them. All of them dangerous, not all of them fully studied. I, being a technical adventurer-in-training, got sent after them."

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Slightly confused nod.

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"I wasn't really qualified, but there wasn't anyone else, Drogan was sort of poisoned, and we didn't know what they were going to use the dangerous items for. We couldn't just go, 'Darn, guess that's that, not our problem anymore.' So I go chasing after them, get the first item relatively easily. It wasn't easy, but it wasn't anything crazy. Well, in comparison to my life now. Just some ghosts and traps and kobolds I could talk down. So I'm thinking, 'Yeah, okay, I can do this.' I turned out to be right, but I did not quite realize what I was up against.

"Shortly after that was when I met one of the bad guys in charge." He sends a memory, remarkably clear even after all this time. Himself, standing in an iced over cave, shivering not from cold but from terror, staring up at a white scaled dragon that was threatening to eat him. Comparatively powerless and completely out of his depth and absolutely certain he was about to die. "That was fun. His name was Tymofarrar. He was not a nice dragon."

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"The Enemy has dragons."

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"Oh, wonderful. This round keeps to theme, then. So far there's always been at least one dragon, somewhere. I don't bloody know why."

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...giggle.

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"'Bwuahaha, I'm so evil, what shall I do today? Oh yes! I know! I want to put a dragon in a place a dragon shouldn't be! Yes, excellent, there's no way this could go wrong!'" mocks Veron, in a voice that is probably meant to emulate something gravely and intimidating, but only really succeeds in making him sound like he has a head cold. He coughs. "Sorry, off topic, just. I do not get the logic there at all. Giant scaly beast that breathes assorted dangerous substances, sure, but how do you feed them?"

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"How does Morgoth, you mean? He can probably just make food, my mother can."

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"I'm more despairing over the idea of bad guys with dragons than questioning any specific examples, but - yeah, okay. That makes sense. Ugh. Why are there always dragons."

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Giggle. "I really don't know."

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"Anyway, I digress. So I'm rightly terrified of this dragon and definitely not going to challenge him to a fight to take back the thing he stole. I was, uh." He coughs, again, looking embarrassed. "Unused to standing up to big terrifying things, and completely willing to barter for my life by nodding along to his plans and offering to help him betray another bad guy. What do I care, right, helping him helps other people too. It was all rationalization, really. I didn't want to die, that was it. Not my best moment. I talk my way out of the cave with my life and a mission to go kill another evil person in hopes that a dragon wouldn't come after me to swallow me whole."

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"Who was the other bad guy -"

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"Sorceress named J'Nah." He sends a visual of her; she looks comparatively ordinary. Shorter than a human, pointy ears, a natural snarl to her gaze and an aura that felt like a static charge. He sends the impression that she was absolutely as strong as a dragon. "Not actually a much better fight, really, she had some nasty spells. I should have realized that if she gave a dragon pause I was maybe in a spot of trouble. I just attributed it to laziness and how the dragon's conscripted minions were bad at fighting in general. Kobolds don't tend to make good warriors. She was at least as nasty as Tymofarrar, I got help from her conscripted minions, who were more than happy to be rid of her after she kept killing and hurting them."

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"Bad people do a lot of being awful to their own followers. It's weird."

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