Veron in Arda
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"In a hole in the ground in the middle of the woods. Or can you have it wherever you please?"

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"Which one's more impressive?" wonders Veron. "Because on one hand, movable hole sounds great, but on the other hand, gathering all of this in a hole in the ground in the middle of the woods in a short amount of time implies some impressive hoarding skills."

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"In one case I am invited to imagine the countryside is just dotted with similar holes, which is entertaining. I hope they're not hazardous."

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"No, not really. Maybe getting something dropped on you, or tripping face first into one."

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"I don't think there are any holes in the ground in the divine plan."

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"That seems like an oversight."

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"I know! I'm so pleased! If there are oversights in the divine plan - even small ones - maybe there's a corner that can be peeled up and then the rest of it ripped to shreds."

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"When you say ripped to shreds," says Veron, picking up his books and casually walking back to his portable hole, "what does that look like? It's like, very evocative language and all, but evocative language is not specifics. What does your win condition look like?"

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"I want Eru dead and everyone picking their own fate."

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"And what fate do you want? If you could pick."

He gently drops the books onto a pile of clothes. They lasted several thousand years, right? They're magic. They'll be fine.

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"I'd invent things. I studied under Aulë, before I got - itchy about Valinor. Magical engineering, mundane engineering, giving everyone a hook into the powers of the gods."

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"Sounds nice, if they use it right. Which is always at least half of the trouble. I'm not as ambitious, really. If left to my own devices, I'd probably find a nice house in the middle of nowhere. ... Maybe open a tavern."

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"In the middle of nowhere? Far be it from me to give you business advice, but..."

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"Ha," he says. "What, you don't think the squirrels would be good business? Not absolutely nowhere, I'm just using evocative language. A little town with maybe three dozen people in it, somewhere remote and out of the way, but with the occasional passing tradesman or two..."

He just described Hilltop. He is describing Hilltop. He wants to go home to Hilltop.

Veron shakes his head, smiling in self recrimination. "Anyway."

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"You could suggest to Melian that she point the birds your way, she's good at them. I don't know anyone who's good with squirrels. It does sound like a lovely idea, though."

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Shrug. "Most ideas are, when they're all neatly tucked away in a head somewhere, safe from contact with reality." He leans down, casually, and starts pulling the edge of the portable hole up, so he can begin rolling it. Not the best thing to be doing, really, but it would be worse to let the contents of the hole fall into the wrong hands.

"So how goes breaking fate?"

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"Oh, I never got anywhere. That's why I wanted to meet you."

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"I'm flattered, though I'm not sure I'll meet all of your high expectations," he says, as he rolls up his portable hole. The hole fades to black silk and rolls obligingly.

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He watches with interest.

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Yep, that's unfortunate, but if Veron gets away with this with only the probably-god caring about the portable hole, and not everything kept inside it, he'll count himself as lucky.

"I'm really just a guy that's really good at getting lost."

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"Would you like me to leave?"

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"No, I was just raised to clean up when I have guests visiting. And now seems like a good time to chat, anyway. If you'll pardon the woods. Would you like something to eat?"

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"Not strictly requiring food I'd feel badly about taking it."

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"Fair enough. I don't mind feeding you anyway if you'd enjoy the experience, but no pressure. Am I so far meeting your high expectations?"

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"I don't actually think of them as high expectations. You're not in the plan - at least I don't think so - and don't look very inclined to make things worse than planned, which would be a real challenge."

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