She is on a a nice walk in the woods, so at least nobody else is right there to be eaten by the snake and she osanwëd a warning to emergency services first.
So now she can worry entirely about where the fuck she is.
And we might not want to kill him. Hmmm. The magic's lovely - we should ask Eru about giving you all magic -
- This world has inherently mortal species and enslaved orcs, those and Sauron should be priority one.
She makes the osanwë equivalent of a disapproving noise at 'inherently mortal species'. There's another pause.
There's the ring. It is still providing helpful facts. Fact: this ring is vaguely disgruntled. Fact: this ring can't actually do anything twenty-eight cooperative Valar can't do with some wheedling of Eru. Fact: it liked her and it's annoyed she arranged to stay far away.
"If you liked me you should not have attempted to mind-control me," she whispers to the ring.
It's another Arda. Its Eru was not domesticated. I talked its Valar into opening a portal so ours can talk to them.
Image of portal location. Same place I was when I got eaten by the mysterious portal monster. What became of the mysterious portal monster? I told emergency services -
They came, stayed well away, decided it was very odd indeed, called the Valar in, the Valar determined that it was hungry because its mouth was a portal and separated the portal from the snake and fed the snake and prevented Fëanáro from diving headfirst into the portal though he's trying to recreate it -
At the moment they are all dead, and this Mandos keeps the dead conscious - I am not sure yet if he knows how not to - and that is an improvement on what went on while they were alive.
Eru.
And a little shuttle zips across the sky towards her and stops and Rúmil steps out and hugs her very tightly.
Hug!!!!
There's no me here - smaller Elf population from the beginning - but there's a you.
Unreformed oaths happened - worse than any non-orc oath anybody even brought up as an example case during the discussion of the reform. And Maitimo was in the Utumno successor, which I think is technically not as bad here as in our world but they run on magic souls like Maiar and can't do the rollback thing so he just - went forward, after he was out.