She is on a a nice walk in the woods, so at least nobody else is right there to be eaten by the snake and she osanwëd a warning to emergency services first.
So now she can worry entirely about where the fuck she is.
She does ask during a lull in the conversation - "Is it just that time helps, should people on my world consider obliging their rescue forks to run longer, or is this Melkor just worse at -"
"I don't think I can lead with that effectively but I'll get it in as soon as I can - hopefully they can just talk to mine, who are by this time not even difficult -"
"If it weren't I'd want to meet whoever was writing you." Awkward pause. "How are you?"