"- So, Traveler, do you happen to be free?"
And they are elsewhere!
(For the record, 'they' is a seven-foot-tall robot-looking person who looks completely made of metal on the outside, vaguely resembling a kind of cross between a bat with arms and an bipedal tiger whose wings are also his cape with an outsized left hand, and a short woman of vaguely north Indian or Persian appearance wearing badly machine-made clothes and carrying a cane, half of whose flesh has been replaced by living metal and who is, aside from the obvious, stunningly healthy-looking. The cane's in her non-metal hand.)
They have appeared in the middle of an FAO Schwarz, where fourteen first graders are having a birthday shopping spree; one of the girls runs headlong into Rinara's metal leg and falls backward onto her butt. "Hey!" she says. "I didn't see you and I'm mad at you about it!"
"Wow!" says a different girl, putting down the stuffed rabbit she was examining, "what's that? I never saw anything like it before, how much does it cost?"
"I called it The Eternally Horrible Place I Am Stranded Where The Laws Of Goddamn Physics Don't Apply For Some Reason, or Thepias for short. I assumed the official naming committee would find something better when I contacted them. Possibly use your word for 'world' as a loan-word, in whatever the most popular language was."
Fractious, hah. Whoever named it had a sense of humor. "And who is in charge of this representative democracy?" Back home, there are leaders, in Laukera, there are leaders; even in the Unity of Man, there are leaders. All of them are representative democracies, even if the represent different people.
If Nau has to be the person to cause his entire civilization to exist because this is some stupid-ass stable time loop, he's going to include a mention of where to find The Terrible Awful No Good Planet That Breaks The Laws Of Physics in a sealed time capsule to be opened the day after he disappears.
"Thank you."
Fortunately, there are probably SMART PEOPLE on this planet, who will listen to him, because he is the good kind of robot that can talk and stuff. Unlike the Terrible Awful No Good Planet.
"What is worst about America?"
"We have just been transported here through unknown means I would have believed were probably impossible yesterday, and looking for local guides to advise us in where we have landed and whether, for instance, travelers from distant worlds landing here is common." It was on the last planet, though only in a historical sense.
"Gosh! I don't know what to tell you either but I suppose I can guess. There are fifty states. We're in Missouri, which is one of them. There's a President, and Congress, and a Supreme Court. We have a really big military. There's millions and millions of Americans. I don't know how many millions. A lot, probably, because I keep hearing things about how millions of Americans have diabetes or get the flu every year and I don't know anyone who has diabetes or gets the flu every year."
Nau is getting an impression of this world's technology level, which is 'primitive, but not as much as the last one.' "Do you know if there are generally-believed-to-be-universal laws of physics that prevent the creation and destruction of new matter and energy?" That will probably be the most important bit.
"Uh, let me see." She squints at her five-dollar bill to read the fine print. "It says 'backed by the fact that the FS Government will accept this currency for transactions and so will most other people' so I guess the second thing. I wasn't sure because I remember they make it out of special paper that's partly fabric and maybe that's expensive but I guess not."
"One would think not," he says drily.
(Nau briefly had police officers. Then they mostly ended up beating people up and extorting them, and now he just has soldiers, security cameras, and bailiffs. This does mean it is functionally impossible to get arrested for murder as long as you do it in the house of someone who doesn't have security cameras, but there's necessities and then there's necessities.)
"... You do have police officers? Who is in charge of them?" That sounds like it may be a more accurate guide to who runs the state than anything else.
Camera = those things Nau has in his streets so he knows who did crimes.
Camera crew = people who... pilot a camera? Use a camera? From context, probably "haul the camera around."
Doing things = from the translation and Nau's description of what happens when he tried that, 'beating up people and extorting money from them?'
Talking about their jobs = 'boasting about being up people and extorting money from them?'
'Cut it together as a show' = she doesn't even know what questions to ask. Cut it together to show people? For, like, blackmail purposes?
"... As a show?" Maybe just repeating the last three words will miraculously cause context to appear.
"Any series of possible inputs can be described as a pattern of YES and NOs, and there in binary translated by the machine that receives it according to a prewritten rule into orders to display a set of specific microscopic pictures that together form a larger image. You could also use visible light, it would simply annoy those in the pathway between them."