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He snuggles up beside her and goes to sleep.

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Snuggle. Sleep. Feeding Jeremy four times in the night.

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Dwarves will consider how much money they'd want for housing it-looks-like-around-twenty-thousand humans. It'll probably be a reasonable number! Getting humans caught up with modern technology will make them better trade partners. Doriath is thanked for offering their hospitality but the baby orc absolutely refuses to swear any oaths, quite sensibly of her really. The Noldor plan a dozen distractions and evacuations and responses for the aftermath of stealing back the Silmarils. 

"It might just not work," Timothy warns his alt.

"Yes, I realize that. I have seen what being underprepared costs; indulge me."

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The Felix is almost done. It has not exploded, melted its cauldron, turned brown, displayed sluggish droplet leaping, or curdled.

Miranda lays out Cricket's unabridged phrasebook and gets herself a bunch of numbered tokens - "we keep talking about it like it's a person, if it might not be able to help me cast it might as well have a chance to say something -"

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"The Felix? Oh, good idea."

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Miranda bats the cards for "I" "am" "smart".

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And in their work on magic system interactions they find that non-wizards can take an Unbreakable Vow with a wizard doing the third-party binding and that you can word a vow so that it's not an oath. "- this would be useful as a suicide trigger. 'I vow never to reach the considered opinion that I am better off dead -' and then -"

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" - yes," he says, a little choked, "yes -" and then he recovers himself and says "if you think it's safe and a good use of the wizard who'd have to help -"

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"Minor's mother knows it and she's not on anything more urgent. - are you okay?"

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"Of course I'm okay. Let's do that."

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...probably a good idea for all the wizards to do it too.

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It's not a very cheering event but she'll do it anyway.

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"Do you think the kids -"

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"...what happens if they don't understand it -"

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"I don't know. Probably safer not to."

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"Yeah, at least for now."

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But the adults go for it.

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Suicide is a sin but having knives in the house isn't so this is probably fine!

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Kiss. "I want you and the kids to be safe. Forever."

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"I love you." ...sigh. "If you really want me to take the potion -"

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- headshake. "I want you to feel good about whatever you decide to do. But I'm not going to risk it in the meantime - we know what will happen, it already did twice -"

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"Mrrrg."

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