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"Yes, but overpowering the cast won't hurt."

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Nod. "Maybe just a sip, get a feel for whether to cast it at all, and save the rest for when we might need it more."

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"Can it tell you to drink more of it? If you haven't gone overboard and dosed too high in the first place, I mean."

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"I think so. It's uncanny. If it were cheaper and didn't have the long term side effects I'd take it all the time and take over the world inside three months."

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"Then starting with a sip makes excellent sense. Maybe even just a drop."

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"Good luck."

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"Potion's a few months out, but thank you."

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- he reports over the palantir that if you go still further east there are humans.

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What the fuck.

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Yup! Just - wandering. They don't seem to have invented agriculture yet. Or clothes. Definitely not bathing. "Dunno if they're all Muggles."

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"...Cast a Muggle-repelling charm, see if they scatter?"

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"Muggles," he confirms a bit later.

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"I guess that's sort of good, means the Enemy doesn't have any wizards."

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"Yeah. Also the population problem ceases to be one, if we were still thinking about that. - these people have kids who are under three but no people between three and adulthood. And no elderly people."

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"...what, did God just make enough grownups all at once -"

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"If so he has really choice timing, he could've waited until after the war."

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"I was being facetious mostly, I'm pretty sure the Valar and Eru are a different thing, there's like, no Jesus."

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"Wow. Uh, Jesus was the son of God? You use the same years and everything, come on."

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"I dropped out of school. God has kids?"

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"Just the one. I mean except in the sense that everybody is spiritually children of God and stuff."

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"Anyway these sure are some bona fide stone age humans and 'God' is as good a guess as anything for why they're here should I take them home or something."

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"How many are there -"

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"Lots? More than a thousand less than a hundred thousand? I haven't found them all yet."

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"I'm not sure we can absorb that many."

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