"Define 'age'?"

"You know, how old you are. In years."

"Well yes, I know what age is. But, do you mean biological age, psychological age, temporal age?"

"It's time, so, i guess temporal?"

"Several months."

"You are several months old?!"

"Temporally, yes. The amount of time I existed, objectively and provably, across coherent and interconnected reference points. Several months, maybe half a year?"

"Um, ok, I suppose. What about psychological, then?"

"Many thousands of years. Or comparable to that, at least."

"Technically speaking I didn't really change psychologically after the age of 14, when I was already completely mature and privy to the nature of reality, more than most people who have ever existed, and..."

"I am afraid to ask, but...biological age?"

"Around 33."

"Ok, thank god. That's what i am writing."

"Next question..."