"Well yes, I know what age is. But, do you mean biological age, psychological age, temporal age?"
Exasperated bureaucrat
RationalMoron
"It's time, so, i guess temporal?"
Raz Sod
eccentric-pragmatism
RationalMoron
"Several months."
Exasperated bureaucrat
RationalMoron
"You are several months old?!"
Raz Sod
eccentric-pragmatism
RationalMoron
"Temporally, yes. The amount of time I existed, objectively and provably, across coherent and interconnected reference points. Several months, maybe half a year?"
Exasperated bureaucrat
RationalMoron
"Um, ok, I suppose. What about psychological, then?"
Raz Sod
eccentric-pragmatism
RationalMoron
"Many thousands of years. Or comparable to that, at least."
Raz Sod
eccentric-pragmatism
RationalMoron
"Technically speaking I didn't really change psychologically after the age of 14, when I was already completely mature and privy to the nature of reality, more than most people who have ever existed, and..."