Toy-Mun looks at him and laughs shortly.

- I don't know if you were paying attention yesterday, but breasts are kinda too low for that, they're not on shoulders or anything. I'd even say larger breasts can get in the way. Buttocks are at least somewhat muscular. Breasts only have fat and, well, whatever the thing that makes milk is called.

She folds her arms under her miniscule breasts in a mostly-futile attempt to push them up, not stopping.

"Well, but there's more fat on everyone's buttocks than makes sense - 

they say. It's just a theory, though.

And clearly I was wrong."

Someone on Heelys overtakes them, followed by a trained crow.

Someone else in the street is apparently doing yo-yo tricks as they walk. Someone else is playing a silent all-plastic "string instrument" with a cord leading into their headphones and nodding to an unheard beat.

An electric blue carplane descends on a nearby roof, adding to the noise but not nearly as much as it should if you know how helicopters should sound.

- I guess it is funny that in this world I get the largest-breasts award, while in my world my size is ridiculously small, - Toy-Mun continues, looking at the passersby. The string instrument without strings attracts her attention shortly, but she doesn't stop. - Do you… do y'all still feed children from nipples though? Or do you just secrete milk and let them collect it, like platypuses?

It is marginally interesting that platypus is a known fauna to Toy-Mun. On the other hand, she did mention traveling a lot.

For all Kwaiets knows, monotremes are the rodents of Toy-Mun's home planet.

"Nipple situation unchanged," he confirms.

"It just - seems like a terrible waste of physical carrying capacity, for a strictly cosmetic sexual-selection thing, but I guess a lot of birds have it worse."

- Yeah. Like peacocks. Although, I guess, these do double as, well, general fat deposits, - Toy-Mun makes a small chuckle, although it seems somewhat forced. - Didn't think I would become an analogy to a small-tailed peacock, although in hindsight it was asking for itself. What do you find attractive in people, by the way? Like, generally in your culture or, perhaps, you specifically?