It's an extremely cold December afternoon, and the girl with an eyepatch is very grateful for the warmth of Starbucks. What she's not very grateful for is the huge queue. Why is there a huge queue?
"It will not be shaped like this when midnight hits. And I will take it off and run naked if I have to instead of waiting and seeing what it turns into."
"As you've repeatedly demonstrated tonight. With such rightness and propriety, what else could a genderfluid person need?"
"That their beloved, right and proper boyfriend is freed from the very kind fairies. Wink-wink."
"Such genderfluid person has however only just met him so boyfriendhood might need to wait a while."
"Really confident," she laughs. "What if your date can't deal with so much confidence? You might intimidate her away."
She does not look intimidated.
"I am certain that I can think of a way to deal with that when that time comes. If that time comes."
"Surprising, isn't it, that someone who loves helping people and sometimes messes with fae would go to Law school."
"I was thinking more along the lines of having to deal with people that use very precise wordings and often cannot lie."