Blink. "You... had sex with faerie?"

"Don't worry. I always have protection."

"And you managed to never owe anyone a favour or become beholden to someone or anything like that?"

"Can't say that it never happened, but the deal that binds me to the court is stronger and as a trade-off my protection under it is law. I've never experienced something that I wasn't rescued from a couple of hours later and whoever did it never tried a second time."

"Huh. Okay. ...so what's it like?"

"Oh, some are really great. The ones with glamour who can change shape are the best."

"Did you ever do it with one of the weirder ones?"

"Hm, I feel that isn't first date talking."

"You brought it up."

"Fair enough. Let's say that glamour makes for some very interesting things."

"Oh, I know."

"Speaking from personal experience?"

"Perhaps."

"Well, I guess I am not surprised you would be the adventurous sort."

"I'm not adventurous enough to have had sex with fae."

"Good thing fae aren't the only option on the menu."

"They are indeed not."

"And some of the non-fae options are pretty great." Kiss.

Kiss! And laughter. "I'm still unconvinced that any fae options are actually very good. Most fae are—bizarre."

Shrug. "I can't disagree about the bizarre part."

"Perhaps you'll introduce me to some fae and I'll make sure not to... eat anything they give me," he says, smirking.

"You won't see me advising against caution."

"Won't I? What a shame. Here I was hoping you were adventurous."

"Yes, but a kind pure-hearted individual like myself would never risk an innocent life."

"Very noble of you. I'll keep that in mind."