vn meets a setting i am slightly making up as i go
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"I'm not coming," the security person says.

"Just me and - what's your name?"

"Lelly Delta."

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"Okay! I'll see what Nelen's up to." She stares her computer into doing stuff.

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Nelen appears a moment later. "Hello, I'm Nelen Utopia. The nearest Arda that's still flat is... Shadow, actually - and the next closest is Flashdark, ugh - and Telperion doesn't actually have the sun and moon, it still has the Trees - so I guess we want Shine, it has off-model Silmarils but I think the sun and moon are standard, does that sound right to you, Natsuko?"

"Wow, I didn't actually realize till you spelled it all out how few Ardas are doing the normal Arda thing at, like, any given time," Natsuko snorts, "Shine should be fine."

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"...It's nice to meet you, Nelen Utopia," Verret says because there doesn't seem to be anything else that it makes any sense to say to that.

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"You too! Okay, that's five hops, do you two want me to take them fast or slow, we're not going through anywhere scenic but might as well ask?"

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"Why is it five hops?" asks Lelly.

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"Worlds can be next to each other or not. Most of the ways we know to teleport will only take you to one that's next to the one you start from, including mine. So I have to go through other worlds on the map." He can pull up a map to show them.

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"...I see. Okay."

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"So we're going this way," he draws the path with his finger, "and I'll go fast if you don't have a preference. Say when."

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"I want to see the places in between," Lelly says. "We can go whenever."

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"Okay!"

Pop! An Edda teleportation waypoint. It looks like a big empty field. There's a robot lawnmower off the distance.

Pop! A Space Arda waypoint. This one is a pretty beach.

Pop! A Hex waypoint. It's a moon over a ringed planet with atmosphere but no plants or anything, though there are a few chairs and a set of shelves with first aid kits and spare tablet computers on, and also, for some reason, a small minigolf course.

Pop! Stork waypoint. It's a field, but this one doesn't have a robot lawnmower and the grass is weirdly soft and lush with little pink flowers poking through.

Pop! Here they are in Shine. Fortunately the moon is up at this time.

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And what does the floral moon look like?

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Looks like a flower! It has petals and everything! It glows silver!

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...Okay. And this planet is supposed to be flat. What's between them and the horizon?

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They're up on a very high mountain, so they can see all the way to the edge!

It's fucking flat!

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Lelly is so confused.

Okay, the gravity doesn't feel immediately absurdly abnormal, what does that tell her about the size and density - she starts trying to calculate the implied strength of the material the planet would have to be made of - actually, scratch that, it could be a really good video projection of an alien world and that's much more likely.

"I would like to visit the edge."

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"Okay, but stick close to me, it's easy to fall there," Nelen says.

Pop.

Gravity's heckin' weird out here.

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If she goes to her hands and knees maybe she can avoid falling and maybe she'll be in a position to grab something if she somehow falls in an unexpected direction?

How weird is it, exactly? Is there a distinct point where it changes direction? For that matter can she see how thick the edge appears to be?

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It's super fuckin' weird, exactly like a bunch of incompetent gods slapped magic on it till it approximately behaved.

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"...Okay, I have no idea how you'd do this. Any of this. This is so weird."

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"It's magic!" says Natsuko.

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Lelly gives her a dirty look as though this answer is shockingly contemptible.

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She lifts off from the wonky ground and twirls in the air. "Anything else that's supposed to be blatantly impossible moreso than flying? We could introduce you to a telepath - though I think some of those aren't technically magic I wouldn't know how to tell the difference, myself?"

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"What in all the nine skies do you imagine you mean when you say something technically isn't magic."

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"You know, now that I think of it I'm not sure that actually bottoms out in anything other than 'the magic-detecting spells don't register it as magic', and frankly the magic-detecting spells have at least a couple of really stupid opinions, so I guess that might be one of them."

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