vn meets a setting i am slightly making up as i go
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"...you need a minute? Or, uh, a rundown of their limitations?"

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"They can't make people. They can make eggs, of people who hatch from eggs, but that's pretty well policed and anyway doesn't include humans. They need to have a reasonably good idea of what they're trying to get - so, since none of them presently know you exist, they will not go for your diary or anything, though one could over the course of some weeks replicate this entire planet and go rifling through anything that caught their eye, if they really wanted. It's possible to store information in a way proof against their access as far as anyone is currently aware and it works for humans but you need a brain implant and the easiest way to get it is to have one of them install it for you."

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He takes notes on all that and passes the information along. Not that it's very likely to be true, or anything.

"I would appreciate evidence that it works that way."

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"I don't have anything like hard proof unless you want to trust our truth-discerning magic, but if you'd like to access our information network for corroboration you can find it there."

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"I wouldn't expect you to be able to prove the limitations but they were, uh, pretty limited themselves."

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"Yeah, they really are. I think a lot of demon labor - that's the species, they're called demons, we can kick the magic translation if that sounds awful because it sometimes does - that we employ is just used to check up on the other demons we don't employ and make sure they're not getting up to shit. Most of them are sweethearts though."

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"Most people are sweethearts. It doesn't help nearly enough."

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"Huh, I don't know that I'd say my experience is that most people are sweethearts. Maybe you have awesome social technology we'll want to copy."

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"Well, what's wrong with your people?"

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"My theory is that most demons are sweethearts because they mostly don't have childhoods! They just pop into existence all grown up without any weird hangups from their parents because they haven't got them. Some of them used to be humans, those are like humans more or less."

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"What are humans like that makes you say they're not sweethearts?"

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"Oh, I'm a human myself, I'm not trying to say we all suck, or anything, but if you look at the stats we have a pretty bad crime rate compared to all the other common species, say. I guess 'crime rate' has to mean something else around here."

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He laughs. "Yeah. Well. I think people I have to go after for stealing things or getting into fights are sweethearts, mostly. Maybe we're using the term differently."

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"Totally possible. Anything you want to see besides the flat planets?"

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"Everything, but that wouldn't take a reasonable amount of time at all. Are there other things you expect to be particularly germane to the future of relations between Linver and your various planets?"

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"You might like Dwarves! They also have very comprehensive insurance."

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"I assume not for the same reasons?"

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"Not at all, they just hate having to accomplish things with laws."

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"What don't they like about it?"

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Dwarfsplanation ensues,

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Eventually interrupted by the arrival of a physicist and someone to babysit the office.

"Hi, so, apparently I'm here to consult on planetary satellites?" says the physicist.

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"It can be hard from some perspectives to distinguish between magic and advanced technology, so I proposed taking a trip to a flat planet orbited by a moon made of a flower to demonstrate that there is at least some magic. It also has a sun made of fruit, but you generally don't want to look straight at that one, it is still a sun."

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The physicist, who has been only sparsely briefed, glances at Verret, making a baffled face.

"She can supposedly teleport to another universe with different physics," says Verret. "I really have no idea how she pulled off the apparent teleportation earlier."

"...Okay?? Okay. I'm no good at seeing through magic tricks but I can try."

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"Is this everybody who wants to come? I can do the teleport but I'd rather call in my team lead, his is better."

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