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"Vanda Nossëo is not going to get you in trouble for believing me about things to do with Vanda Nossëo unless something really and obviously bizarre comes up, like me suddenly having a psychotic break that the precognitives don't catch and telling you that Vanda Nossëo wants you to murder people and you not even, like, checking with one of my teammates about that before going ahead, which would probably at least get you tried. I have an eidetic memory and I'm pretty well read up on policy, I'm a reasonable source on that kind of thing."

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"Having no expectation that I share your instincts for what would be obviously bizarre and no reasonable source of common sense against which to compare things you say about worlds where people make magic robots under moons that are flowers, I don't find that assurance satisfactory and I'd like to continue this conversation in Linver."

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Pops ensue and they are back in the Aurora.

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"How about we go for a walk," Verret suggests since his office has been commandeered by the people working out currency issues.

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"Him or me or both?" Natsuko asks.

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"Both if you want, maybe catching you up will straighten something out."

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"Alrighty." Natsuko will fall into step with them.

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"So Nelen tells me he's concerned about thieves and violent people and I am unsure if he wants me to do something about that."

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"- concerned about -" begins Natsuko.

"I am concerned for their welfare," clarifies Nelen.

"Oh, well, yeah, aren't we all. I don't think you're personally responsible, just, you're doing the native guide thing at this moment and you'd know what'd try to get between us and their welfare better than we would."

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"I'm not sure 'native guide' is the most precise - aha. Are you by chance just talking to me because someone pointed you in my direction without an explanation and I have useful information and you haven't yet figured out which building is the capitol."

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"We are definitely talking to you for that reason except one of our teammates might know by now which building is the capitol, but if they have, they did not suggest that we come join them there," says Natsuko.

"Didn't you say the government wouldn't work with us anyway because we've already broken laws?" asks Nelen.

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"Well, you don't have to tell them, and I assume some of your team haven't yet. I can just tell you I'm not a randomly selected person whose sole value to you is in educating you before you talk to some diplomat but if you have no evidence about Linver beyond what I've said then it'd be unreasonable to expect you to believe that, so how about you check if your teammates have gotten through to the vicar or their staff and if not I'll show you to the place so you can metaphorically beat your head against a wall for a while."

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Nelen shrugs and checks the team chat for updates.

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Meanwhile in the past,

It's not actually easy to miss the capitol. It's the huge building with the marble statues out front and the sign saying OFFICE OF THE VICAR OF LYRIAL IMPERATOR.

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Well, that looks pretty promising. Tarwë assigns himself since Zanro is engaged in conversation with a seven-year-old and Cassiel is more attention-getting than he is. In he goes, looking for more helpful signage.

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There is helpful signage. Would he like to go this way to the tax office or that way to request access to public records or that way to acquire a form to fill out or that way to talk to the police or that way to attend a public meeting except there aren't any of those scheduled for today or that way to talk to one of the vicar's secretaries?

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The last thing sounds most relevant!

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The secretary who isn't currently on the phone or currently looking through a drawer for something smiles. "Forgot your mask, hon?" she asks, offering a box of disposable surgical masks.

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"- I'm sorry, I wasn't aware it was customary. Will this do?" he asks, pulling a sash off from his belt. The surgical masks are not really pretty enough.

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"Sure, sure. It's mandatory in the capitol building. What can I help you with?"

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He ties the scarf around his face. "I'm a representative from a multidimensional confederation of peoples attempting to initiate contact with the peoples in this system."

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"Oh, are we doing a training exercise about that? Um, I mean, welcome to Linver, it looks like your aster tongue let us skip the entire prime numbers step. What do we need to know about your needs to be able to ensure your comfort?"

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"- I came equipped to see to my own comfort. Aster tongue, does that mean translation magic?"

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"It's from Black Rosette. Um, next, while you're here, you should know that most artificial objects are considered private property and should not be damaged or moved without permission, that all parts of all humans involuntarily secrete lipid mixtures known to sometimes cause harm to other life-forms, and that you should not create new openings in the outer layers of the human body." She says this like she's memorized it and is expecting to be graded on her recitation.

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"Thank you. I appreciate that you're trying to be clear, but is there a version of this which assumes I have met and worked with humans in the past?"

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