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a little mermaid in a fantasy larp school
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"I haven't the faintest clue where you're going with that," he says, starting to sound kind of frustrated.

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She sighs heavily.  But inaudibly.

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"Okay. I'm going to let you stay in the nap room overnight, just this once, so you won't freeze, and I'll email around to see if you're a missing person or if there's a charity that covers your case or anything. And you can have leftover rice from the cafeteria, and cider."

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- Nod nod nod nod nod-a nod!

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He leads the way to the nap room. He brings to this room a paper bowl full of rice and a nearly-empty squeeze bottle of a condiment labeled Junna's Mild Herbsauce - "I don't know if you like this but it's the only one that was low enough that we'd have to chuck it before it made a kid mad tomorrow anyway -" and another cup of cider.

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Cyllene accepts these gratefully but can't unaidedly open the herbsauce.

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...he will flip the cap open for her exasperatedly. "Do you need anything else? The bathroom is across the hall."

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Blink?

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"Do you need anything else?" he repeats more slowly.

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Blink blinkblink Bathroom?  Blinkblink.

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"Across the -

- do you not know how to use the bathroom."

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Headshake.

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"I'm going to go find the cleaners, they should still be in the building and some of them are women." Off he sweeps.

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Cyllene looks around the nap room.

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It has alcoves with mattresses in them and accordion doors that can close over each and lots of blankets and pillows. It has a door to the outside, but not a window.

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Oh the accordion doors are so cool!!  Slide slide slide slide.

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The Preceptor comes back with a woman who is not in uniform, just in cargo pants and a tunic, and the woman says, "He said you maybe escaped from a cult and don't know how toilets work?"

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Nodnod.

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"Okay, well, let's go transfer knowledge on that in the least embarrassing possible way," sighs the cleaner, motioning for Cyllene to follow her into the bathroom across the hall.

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Cyllene can follow.  (Cyllene can walk!)

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"This is a toilet," says the cleaner, gesturing dramatically at the toilet in the bathroom. "You sit on it when you need to pee, or poop, with your clothes out of the way, and all of that goes in there. You clean yourself off with this paper here, you tear off yea much at a time and follow up if you're not clean after. Drop that into the toilet too. Then you pull this lever here, and it all gets rinsed away. Sense?"

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She nods seriously.

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"Good. Then you wash your hands." She demonstrates this at the sink.

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Humans use water for a lot more things than Cyllene expected, which was zero.  But she can do that, yes.

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This task accomplished the cleaner returns to her work elsewhere in the school.

"Anything else you need?" the Preceptor asks.

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