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He also awakens really, really hungry, so the smell of soup is more than welcome. 

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As soon as Lan Wangji notices that Wen Ning has woken, he silently gives Wen Ning another Vicodin and a sip of water to wash it down, and then spoonfeeds him a bowl of soup. 

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He could get used to this kind of treatment, if he didn't feel bad about making Lan Wangji do all this work. "Thank you." 

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"Mn."

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"Do you have any plans or... am I just staying in a cabin until Pentex gives up?" 

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"I didn't think ahead that far."

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"I mean, I can't complain? I'm happy to be impulsively rescued." 

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"You shouldn't do anything until your hands heal."

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"That's going to be quicker than you think, because I'm a wizard. I think they're pretty close to healed already?" 

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If he attempts to flex his fingers he will realize that his hands aren't remotely close to healed.

Ow.

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"...or not?" ... why are spleens easier to heal than hands? The One works in mysterious ways. 

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"Maybe Pentex suppressed your healing."

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"I really hope not."

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"What is a wizard? What can they do?"

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"I took an oath to spread joy through the world, and now I have a physical and mental healing factor and can talk to animals and can... do... other things." Squeaky voice. "I'm... not sure you want details?"

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"I want them."

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"I can. Um. Tell how people like to be touched." He is DYING here. "And if I... consume sexual fluids... I can get temporary magic powers."

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"You're a sex wizard?"

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"I am. A sex wizard."

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Whatever thoughts Lan Wangji has about this fact aren't appearing on his face. 

"Pentex is... against sex?"

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"I think Pentex is against joy? Though they do disapprove of me, specifically, being a sex wizard."

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"That's bad."

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"I would like it if they were more on board with joy."

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"You need a plan to be safe."

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"I also need to finish my Ordeal-- it's a thing I need to do to be a more powerful wizard?"

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