"Make way, make way! A wounded crusader! We need a healer over here!"
I fear you do not understand what 'committed to' means, here.
Fine, we'll close the Worldwound and kill Deskari again. And destroy any new technology on the mortal.
...it's empowered by a god? Already? Who did that?
We should squish Him, and commit to squishing any new god inserted into Our Creation.
Oh no! Pharasma, don't be sad! You couldn't squish Rovagug either, but that didn't stop you from enjoying life existence!
Worry not! I am only here to stop you from intervening.
And play a game with the mortals for amusement of beings you're better off not knowing about.
Gods, that was terrifying.
Ugh, my head. Where am I? I fell down? How did I survive?
I remember... Terendelev (!) and Hulrun (!!!) and next year's harvest festival (???) and a supergiant demon (?!) and - there's something inside my head -
What is happening to me?!
Yesss I'm a cleric now! Who's the goat? I'm the goat!
...wait, I'm still stuck underground! Boo.
Uh... cleric powers activate?
You'll need to be more specific than that!
(Well, you don't have to, but you might not like it if you activate your powers entirely without instructions.)
As you progress your adventure, you will unlock reveal more Powers of PUN-PUN within yourself!
You start knowing four orisons. Choose them wisely!
...or well, in your case, you can just choose them.
All right!
This is a dark tunnel and I could use some light.
But Light is such a boring spell that I'll probably never need again! I want to leave room for actually good spells! Let's see how far I can get without light.
Picking, picking, picking my way over the rubble...
"Is someone there? We need help!"
A woman is trapped under rubble; another woman, in full plate with Iomedae's sword-and-sun, is trying to help her.
All right! I get to play the hero and rescue two women in distress without using any light! I am vindicated.
"Of course!" Uh... how do I actually do this... Wait, I don't actually need to figure this out, do I.
"Bit of a weird question, is there a cleric spell that would help here? I just got clericked and I haven't picked my spells yet."