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Sometimes the best way out of a bad situation is to entirely replace your personality and memories with those of a complete stranger
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No blueberries but she can find some frozen bacon hidden behind the loads of frozen meals in his freezer. And eggs he does have, as well as butter.

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Syrup?

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Unfortunately no. She might need to also do a supermarket run if she wants this boy to have, uh, anything at all.

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After breakfast. Butter is adequate for pancakes and she doesn't have any money. - does he have candy that isn't gummy bears, chocolate chip pancakes are a thing -

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He has variety in candy! She can totally find chocolate chips.

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Great. Chocolate chip pancakes, scrambled eggs, and bacon. It takes a little work to get them to all come out hot at the same time but none of these are complicated foods. Hopefully the smell will wake him up on its own.

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This is the Erogame, something would have woken him up at a narratively appropriate time regardless.

He steps out of his room, bleary and sleepy, then stops and just stands there for several seconds waiting for his brain to boot up so he can properly process what's happening.

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"Good morning! I made breakfast." She dishes him a plate and holds it out.

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Loading loading loading "Oh! Um. Thank you! You didn't have to!"

But the smell is really appetizing and he cannot deny his instincts as they pull him towards the plate.

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"Oh, I made enough for me, too," she assures him, plating her own portion and taking a seat with it. "Though if you want lunch and dinner too you need to give me a grocery budget."

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He opens his mouth then closes it while he runs a calculation in his head about what the appropriate thing to do here is.

"You really don't need to?" says the man who clearly sounds like he kinda wants her to.

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"And you really don't need to hand a girl you met yesterday a few bucks in order to have nice sandwiches for lunch and spaghetti for dinner! World is full of things we don't need to do." Nomf.

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He grins. "Can't argue with that." Nomf also, it's been a while since last time he's had proper breakfast and this is really nice.

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Oh good. "Mind, I'm not a gourmet, but I can beat the microwave."

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"I think you're selling yourself short, this tastes great."

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A skill has been created by a special action! Making breakfast for a boy you have vague intentions to seduce after sleeping over at his place has created the skill Morning After Chef.

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"Thank you!" What does that skill do.

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Info // Skills // Morning After Chef

Morning After Chef: Lvl 1 (0 / 3). Passive.

They say the way to a boy's heart is his stomach. This is not, strictly speaking, true, but to the extent it is a good approximation to reality it applies to boys, girls, many other human genders, and a reasonable number of other species. This skill improves your cooking skills by Skill Lvl x 20% = 20% whenever you are cooking for someone you have an incipient or existing romantic and/or sexual relationship with.

Your Morning After Chef skill level is added to the levels of all of its subskills.

* Note: Due to the perk My Mind to Control, the passive effect of this skill in terms of your actual abilities needs to be actively turned on/invoked by you. When you are not doing so, any food that would be affected by this perk will just magically taste as though it had been cooked by you under half the effect of this skill.

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She will let it make her a better cook, why not. Though she is totally going to try to extract insights from being a better cook and see if she can deploy them when she is fixing just herself a snack. ...does she count as having a sexual relationship with herself? Well. Anyway.

"If you want me to go grocery shopping I will also need directions to the nearest grocery store."

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"I'll show you it on Maps, that'll be easier."

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"Works for me! Am I correct in assuming you are not picky and do not have weird allergies?"

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"You are correct! As for budget, uh... I'll give you a card and, um, don't splurge too much I guess? I honestly don't know how much is a reasonable amount to spend on groceries."

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"I'll stay away from the truffles. Okay if I hit a thrift store for clothes too?"

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"Sure." Card!

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"Thank you, you're really sweet."

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