"Ma'am, to be pointlessly cryptic and arcane is to confound your own attempts to understand. And it is your calling to understand, is it not?
"So. On that note. Culpeper Cut, the spirit, gives most of its fucks about the ways plants are cool, which, frankly, should have been deduced the moment someone talked to it for more than five seconds. But I'm given to understand that no-one has, and certainly not in any way it understood.
"That 'seeking an accord' was your undoing. You must first seek to understand values, before you can commission trade. And here, that failed, and may well have never happened, despite even a clear human analogue to draw from in attempts at understanding!"
She hisses out a breath, taking action to calm burning indignancy, lest it overflow before it's due.
"I don't know how, and do pardon my language, the absolute blithering fuck y'all missed that Culpeper Cut is effectively an autistic prankster with a special interest in plants, but you need to do better. You have most certainly spoken to the spirits, but how often have you listened?
"And I'm not blessed with jack and shit; I just have power, perhaps asked-for - but fundamentally unearned. You just have power. And with that power comes a responsibility to those that granted it, whether they care or not. With that power we place ourselves above the common man, and the lofty heights of power do so make one lose track of the little things, do they not? Why, I may never want for money again," she lilts, and then growls "- and isn't that something most would kill for." Her expression, sickeningly syrupy-sweet and just as insincere, smiles for but a moment - or perhaps it shows her teeth.
Her hands thump down upon Maeve's desk, arms spread, leaning in, framing the crystal ball, practically looming.
(Her raiment has shifted to Diana's, as well, her spear upon her back, vibrant red-orange clashing with Maeve's blue-green-white.)
"I had worried, coming in; I'd thought some of the girls would be vastly out of touch with the world around them. I'm not happy to be proven right, and by a person in such a critical position!
"If this is what the Spirit Association considers meet to the duty it carries in its very name, this cryptic self-blinding and overblown gravitas interfering with the very diplomacy that is core to our kind and our work, I must challenge you to reflect upon this pointless pomp and circumlocuitous crap, and find something better to do."
Her voice softens.
"Because you can, if you dare but try."
"I didn't even have powers until after I fixed most of the problems I resolved today. You don't need to be blessed to do this work - you just need to be canny, and kind. Certainly, the magic helps, and I'd no more risk a mortal life upon an unknown spirit than I'd charge the Evertree, untransformed, without a single spear in my possession or a plan - but. But. I did this still. Now it's your turn. Prove that all that spirit-watching's taught you something worth knowing, because when I came here today, I had a diplomatic purpose - and this conversation is the first thing that has truly made me doubt whether it's to the Association that I should pledge my banner."