"Good grief, yeah, I really don't get why 'holy matrimony' is supposed to be so special when half of the people who swear it the way it's intended hate eachother, judging by the tropes. Like, why do that? Who comes up with that shit? It's poison in the mind, self-harm for no real good.
"...I legitimately don't have a name picked out, though.
"Maybe I'll borrow one from a poet, for now; I couldn't tell you why if I tried, but Annabel seems not wrong. Even if it's a bit morbid. And P.S., if you're trying to not give away the game, don't let on that you're playing it, hm? Leaning into the hubris so much was what really made me jump to that conclusion.
"Not that I should be giving you advice, probably, but...you haven't really gone and tried to hurt me any, disregarding the encouraging-punching-a-cop thing. Which has a time and place, don't get me wrong, but my marching over there to do it now would be profoundly ineffective at actually breaking the idea that cops are good by default, which is what actually needs to change. (Thus, the 'from my position of expertise as magical girl, that's stupid' idea.) But anyway, monster or not...I don't see why we can't be friends. ...hell, with benefits, if that takes your fancy, because you're right, I don't give a damn about church doctrine at this point - might've used to, when I had such a wrong idea of what it was, but I sure don't now."
She plops down on a nearby rock.
"So I'm honestly really curious what you think the 'monsters' want. As, perhaps, contrasted with you, miss probably a demon or particularly extra goth. Because I've just...never been able to understand it, I suppose? Like...goblins just...bumrush people, attempting to murder on sight. Apparently. They don't even care who. And...what could they possibly gain, from behaving like that?"